1. Abraham Lincoln wearing Crocs.
2. The world’s largest bottle of wine.
Daaaaaamn that’s fancy.
3. The most enormous teddy bear to ever roam the planet.
4. (And the most enormous teddy bear graveyard.)
5. This eternal truth.
I had to show my membership card, drivers license, purchase receipt, give a DNA sample & get a dental checkup to get out of this Costco
6. Toilet paper samples.
8. An absolutely gargantuan jar of Nutella.
9. A chocolate bar the size of a human.
10. Lonely Santa.
11. This boss-ass kid.
12. This monument to Spam.
13. This tower of seaweed snacks.
15. Guns filled with tequila.
16. A helicopter.
17. A nine-course meal of free samples.
19. A wedding dress being sold next to some tires.
20. A new friend for Grandma.
21. A lifetime supply of Kinder eggs.
22. This terrifying Francophile.
23. This resourceful warrior.
24. This party animal.
25. This manna from heaven.