The Funniest Receipts Ever
Cheer up Kim.
Always a classic.
I wish all receipts had one of these.
This is what happens when you go to pick up your munchies.
Your odds of winning crap are minimal.
Dr. Pepper is smarter than you thought.
That’t a little steep.
I thought it tasted bad.
Proof you bought a donut.
The last instruction is most important.
Is that a discrimination charge?
She was a nice server.
But this guy wasn’t.
I never knew they sold those.
Thanks, but no thanks.
I never get these discounts.
I demand a lot of turkey!
They appreciate their strange customers.
Save them from the cold.
Oh that’s what this is?
Laughing at their own joke.
I’ll take 2 please.
How can they get away selling those?
Fire now free of charge.
Yes, it has come to this.
We are reading it.
You’ll still never see them coming.
The Matrix is everywhere.
Source: reddit.com and distractify.com