January 2014 - Page 5 of 23 - I Hate Working In Retail

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Not on the Shelf? Why don’t you check out the back?

Courtesy of notalwaysright.com

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I hate retail extreme couponers!!! They really are the rudest type of customer

Is it just me? Or are you still sick of seeing customers turning up into stores with coupon after coupon after coupon, oh and some vouchers too?  I read an article back in 2012 that said retailers were getting smart and changing their policies in relation to how many of these barcoded beasts of burdon we could take, but nothing seems to have changed.  What’s even more frustrating is how rude and insensitive these people are to cashiers.  Not only do they confuse the hell out of them by telling them what to put through and when, they become aggressive and nasty towards the cashier if the coupons don’t work. I mean whose fault is it? Certainly not the pour soul who is paid minimum wage on the checkout. Heaven forbid that the complex money saving algorithm they spent most of the week concocting has a flaw. What purpose to these customers serve other than to increase queues and clear the shelves of  goods that can go to customers who need them? Do they really need 57 blocks of cheese that will go out of date before they can even eat them? They really are my biggest frustration at the minute.  Anyone agree?????????????

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Pot Shop Owners In Colorado Report That Women Who Smoke 3 Joints A Day Can Increase The Size of Their Boobs

Courtesy of spoof.com

BOULDER, Colorado - On January 1, 2014, the state of Colorado made it legal to purchase and use marijuana.
And now several marijuana shop owners have come forward and stated that they have found that women who smoke an average of 3 marijuana joints a day have shown a noticeable increase in the knockers department.
Rusty “Puff-Puff” Joplin, 29, owner of Boulder’s El Mucho Gusto Pot Shop told reporters that his own wife, Hallie Joplin, 21, has gone from a size C-cup to a size D-cup in just three weeks.
Rusty explained that prior to January 1, his wife very rarely smoked weed since her vice-of-choice was Johnny Walker Red.
But since the first of the year it’s like BA-BA-BOOM! as her hooters have gotten much bigger and sensuously erotic as Rusty puts it.
Puff-Puff stressed that he is not encouraging flat-chested women who have never smoked marijuana to go out and get on the 3 joints a day habit by any means.
He just wants any female who may be on the under-endowed titties side to know that she does have a fantabulously effen option.
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Rusty “Puff-Puff” Joplin owns a pot shop. He is not a medical doctor, a therapist, a chemist, a pharmacist, a gynecologist, or a fortune teller].