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23 Crazy/Awesome Thrift Store Finds You’d Pretty Much Have To Buy

The thrift store is truly a place where you can find both the best and worst things in existence.

Thrift shops are no longer just places where people go to throw together their last minute Halloween costumes. These are bastions of forgotten treasures and unexplainable oddities. Granted, a lot of the old school dingy and dusty operations have given way to pretty consignment and high-priced “discount” shops.

If you’re persistent though, you can still find the classic stores, and if you’re lucky, you’ll find amazing items like the ones below. These are just a few of the reasons you should still be hitting up thrift stores:

  • It’s a shirt you just buy and worry about explaining later.
  • This is a bike helmet. Nay, the GREATEST BIKE HELMET.
  • THIS is what makes a house a home.
  • Couldn’t we all use a little more chillin’ with a quadricorn?
  • Shut up and take my money!
  • Who was voted “Most Likely To Catch The Red Dot”?
  • Not cool, Sigmund Freud. Not cool.
  • Whatever position the light switch was in … it’s staying there.
  • Painting of a monkey playing a lute. That’s all. Have a good day.
  • Gah! New horror film coming soon to a theater near you.
  • Poe would probably be a thrift store guy.
  • Calvin & Hobbes meet Han & Chewie. This is a dangerous concentration of awesome. Wear carefully.
  • No, don’t just show people your garden, also scare the bejeezus out of them.
  • Track suits and some great modeling work here.
  • Awesome?
  • Smother yourself with a cloak of irresistibility. (Sorry, literally couldn’t resist.)
  • Sorry, they’re non-purracticing cats.
  • Just wait until they’re pawing left or right.
  • Leave your jokes in the comment section. #TooManyOptions
  • To be fair, the same can be said for him. Takes two to tango.
  • Strange hands on your face. Always a terrific conversation starter.
  • So, you’ve got a huge headless doll collection and nowhere to turn!
  • Bringing sketchy back.
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17 Struggles Everyone Who Works On The Weekend Will Understand

1. You feel like you’re constantly repeating yourself telling all your friends you can’t go out because you work weekends.

But somehow they never remember.

2. And then they ask why can’t you take a day of holiday or switch shifts.

17 Struggles Everyone Who Works On The Weekend Will Understand
BBC

Because I want to save my holiday days for going on holiday and not for being hungover after your sub-standard party. Burn.

3. People tell you to “man-up” and just work hungover.

17 Struggles Everyone Who Works On The Weekend Will Understand
Columbia Pictures Corporation

“Sorry your night out will not be fun enough to justify that much pain.”

4. Though quite often you accidentally get drunk and have to work hungover.

17 Struggles Everyone Who Works On The Weekend Will Understand
Channel 4

And it is the actual worst.

Unless you are like a paramedic in which case I really hope you don’t do this.

5. There is no one to celebrate with when your version of the weekend comes round.

17 Struggles Everyone Who Works On The Weekend Will Understand
NBC

6. And if you do persuade someone to go out on your version of a Friday night it can be a bit dull.

17 Struggles Everyone Who Works On The Weekend Will Understand
Film4

Pubs really lack atmosphere on a Sunday night.

7. And forget about finding someone to go to a boozy brunch with.

17 Struggles Everyone Who Works On The Weekend Will Understand
E4

8. The unbelievable envy you feel when you check your Instagram at work and see all your friends hanging out without you.

17 Struggles Everyone Who Works On The Weekend Will Understand
Paramount pictures

Usually having brunch. You deserve to have more brunch in your life.

9. You quite often spend your days off on your own.

17 Struggles Everyone Who Works On The Weekend Will Understand
FOX

10. And because there is literally no one to hang out with you actually do responsible boring stuff.

Having non-hungover midweek days off is very useful when it comes to admin. But this is still not worth working weekends for.

11. Or more often you just watch quite a lot of day time TV.

Or more often you just watch quite a lot of day time TV.

ITV

Who needs people to hang out with when Jeremy Kyle is on?

12. Work parties always seem to be on a Friday.

17 Struggles Everyone Who Works On The Weekend Will Understand
NBC

Which means you have to choose between being sober for the work party, or openly showing your boss that you will be working hungover.

13. It feels like you found your soulmate when you find someone who can hang out with you on your days off.

17 Struggles Everyone Who Works On The Weekend Will Understand
Columbia Pictures

The chances of finding someone who works the exact weird hours as you is pretty impossible, so your new best friend is probably unemployed.

14. There’s a cruel irony when bank holidays fall on days you already have off.

17 Struggles Everyone Who Works On The Weekend Will Understand
Warner Brothers

15. You can get quite resentful about having to take time off to go to other people’s weddings.

17 Struggles Everyone Who Works On The Weekend Will Understand
Universal Pictures

But if you don’t like them that much you can use work as an excuse not to go.

16. You feel personally offended whenever anyone tells you to “enjoy your weekend.”

17 Struggles Everyone Who Works On The Weekend Will Understand

“CAN’T YOU SEE I’M AT WORK?”

17. You have to restrain yourself when people get happy about it being Friday.

17 Struggles Everyone Who Works On The Weekend Will Understand
Dreamworks

Check your Monday-to-Friday privilege people.

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13 Things No One Understands About Working In Retail

1. Being rude to me won’t get you anywhere

I understand it’s frustrating when I can’t give you the discount you want or when we don’t have something in stock. But guess what? I make an hourly wage, I don’t make the decisions you’re upset about, I just have to enforce them with a smile on my face. It might feel good to release your frustration and be rude to me, but it’s not going to change anything, it’s just going to make you that guy.

 

2. The customer is NOT always right

I love customer service, I really do or I would not have lasted this long in retail. However there is a line between giving good customer service and letting someone get away with anything just because they are a (potential) customer. In my experience the people who say “the customer is always right” are cheap assholes who aren’t worth the turnover of letting them abuse the staff. Being a “customer” doesn’t supercede the golden rule. Would you speak to your younger brother or sister this way? If not, you have some soul-searching to do.

3. Working a retail job when all your friends work 9-5 is literally The Worst

No, sorry I can’t come over and watch TV on a week night, that’s when I work because everyone wants to run their errands when they are done with their 9-5 job so that’s when I get scheduled. This is even more true around any holiday when most people have extra time off and I have extra time on. I’m not being anti-social or trying to be difficult with making plans because it’s super fun, I have a work schedule just like you do and I’m probably not any more in control of it than you are.

4. Most of us don’t hate our jobs

Sometimes people make a face when I tell them what I am doing for work, as if they think its something I should be embarrassed about. No, it’s not my dream job or even really in the field I want to be in but in this economy not everyone is so lucky as to even be able to “pay their dues” in the right industry as soon as they start working. I have nothing to be embarrassed about, I’m employed, I can pay my bills, everything else is a luxury that I hope to get to in time.

5. Don’t ever try to rat us out to a coworker, we probably like each other more than we like you

Occasionally customers will try to game the system by complaining to me about one of my coworkers. I will appear to be on their side, of course, but it doesn’t change anything — either I can do what they want or I can’t. In either case, I’m smirking to myself because I’ve likely already been filled in on this particular customer (we gossip when it’s slow). I don’t understand why people always think I’m going to be eager to throw my friends under the bus for a stranger. You’re not winning points with me, that’s not how this works.

6. I’m not flirting with you

It’s really hard to be nice and smiley and helpful with men who come in alone and also try to convey, “I am doing my job well” and not “I am flirting with you.” It especially sucks when you work at a small store like I do and the same guys will come in over and over because they think they have something going on with me or one of my coworkers. I wish there were a better way to say “I’m just being nice” without hurting someone’s feelings and risking bad customer feedback.

7. I don’t set the prices

I don’t understand what customers hope to accomplish by complaining about the price to me. I don’t set them and I can’t change them, that much seems obvious (unless maybe, you were in a mom & pop store or a flea market or something). The only thing complaining about the prices is going to do is make your check-out experience awkward.

8. CLOPENING

Clopening is the dreaded close-open shift, meaning you close the store down one day and come in to open it the next. This sucks during the regular season but during the holidays this can mean only getting a few hours of sleep before you’re expected to be bright eyed and bushy tailed all day long, again. If you ever hear one of your friends talk about how they have clopening shifts, buy them a beer, please.

9. We don’t hate people

People who work in retail love to complain about customers because SOME customers are just really, really awful people. But we know from firsthand experience that this is a small (but very loud, very annoying) minority. Most people are happy to get good customer service, find what they are looking for, and be on their way. But for the bad customers, we also know that who you are in a store is who you are in life. If you are rude to salespeople, you are a bad person. Period.

10. “In back” is not a real place

I work at a skincare store and customers must think we have a magical meadow in our teeny tiny backroom where we grow new products for them because they are always assuming we have what they need “in back.” Let me tell you the truth: our backroom is about half as big as a (small) studio apartment. It has a bathroom for staff members, a computer to send our numbers in to corporate, and enough storage for about 3 boxes worth of supplies. We keep everything out on the floor.

11. Nothing makes me angrier than an unsupervised child

I love kids, I really do, but almost every single day there’s an accident with an unsupervised child wandering around the mall. Their parent is a step or two ahead of them playing on their phone or looking around at the stores and the kid is just walking on its own, head staring at the ceiling. Then, someone comes up behind them and doesn’t see the kid (because of how small they are) and plows it down. Kids are not good at walking in busy areas. If you are walking with a kid in a busy area PLEASE for the love of god, hold their hand or something. I’ve honestly just started calling mall security and reporting them as lost kids when the parents are too distracted to notice their kid is about to get smashed.

12. You really do pick up good skills in retail

I’m naturally on the shy side, but after a year of talking to strangers all day, every day I feel like I could make good conversation with a park bench. I’m much more confident now, if only because of how well-practiced I am.

13. There are perks to “underemployment”

Unlike all my friends who are 9-5ing, I haven’t gained weight since I left school. I’m on my feet all day, not sitting at a desk. My skin also looks amazing, thanks to my employee discount. And as annoying as it is to work evenings and weekends, doing my errands during the day is super relaxing because the grocery store, the post office, the gym — everywhere I go is almost empty. Plus, it helps that the less than stellar aspects of retail are what bonds my coworkers and I all together. There’s not an office job in the world that lets people drink and be real with each other the way we get to be when we’re all together.

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