17 most bizarre things ever sold in Poundland

From bargain Vajazzles to pig trotters, an ode to the weirdest Poundland delights

EVERYTHING IS BIZARRE

Poundland is a glorious Narnia of a shop. In very few shops could you pick up a Martine McCutcheon CD, 1kg of foam banana sweeties, a pregnancy test, a tinned steak pie, and a football annual from last year for a grand total of £5.

The shops is filled with many unusual and surprising items that need to be recognised in all their glory.

So here it is, a round up of the weird and the wonderful things people say you can buy in Poundland…

1. Celebrity face clocks

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Why not get several of them and cover your walls with them?

2. This Christmas decoration

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It’s what Jesus would want.

3. This educational poster

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Yes we have learned a lot from this.

4. This book of Dictators’ Homes

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If you’re looking for interior design tips.

5. Incorrectly named films

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It is Zack and Miri make a porno .

6. Mel B’s PS3 Workout

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How does one workout using a PS3? We don’t know.

7. Bargain Vajazzles

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Great value.

8. Completely legit looking Coke

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Definitely looks totally safe.

9. A budget vibrator

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Very good price.

10. One Direction biscuits

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Is there no end to their merchandising endeavours? (no)

11. Necklaces with cups on

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Why WOULDN’T you want one?

12. Haunted Marshmallows

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ARGHHHH.

13. An Olly Murs football DVD

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Can’t wait to watch this.

14. Borneo biscuits

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The best named parody biscuit in the world.

15. Pregnancy tests next to Valentines Day gifts

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Better safe than sorry.

16. A pig trotter on top of the Capri Suns

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GROSS.

17. One Dimension (yes, that’s DIMENSION) shower gel

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Seems legit

 

Sourced from mirror.com

 

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