From bargain Vajazzles to pig trotters, an ode to the weirdest Poundland delights
EVERYTHING IS BIZARRE
Poundland is a glorious Narnia of a shop. In very few shops could you pick up a Martine McCutcheon CD, 1kg of foam banana sweeties, a pregnancy test, a tinned steak pie, and a football annual from last year for a grand total of £5.
The shops is filled with many unusual and surprising items that need to be recognised in all their glory.
So here it is, a round up of the weird and the wonderful things people say you can buy in Poundland…
1. Celebrity face clocks
Why not get several of them and cover your walls with them?
2. This Christmas decoration
It’s what Jesus would want.
3. This educational poster
Yes we have learned a lot from this.
4. This book of Dictators’ Homes
If you’re looking for interior design tips.
5. Incorrectly named films
It is Zack and Miri make a porno .
6. Mel B’s PS3 Workout
How does one workout using a PS3? We don’t know.
7. Bargain Vajazzles
8. Completely legit looking Coke
Definitely looks totally safe.
9. A budget vibrator
Very good price.
10. One Direction biscuits
Is there no end to their merchandising endeavours? (no)
11. Necklaces with cups on
Why WOULDN’T you want one?
12. Haunted Marshmallows
13. An Olly Murs football DVD
Can’t wait to watch this.
14. Borneo biscuits
The best named parody biscuit in the world.
15. Pregnancy tests next to Valentines Day gifts
Better safe than sorry.
16. A pig trotter on top of the Capri Suns
17. One Dimension (yes, that’s DIMENSION) shower gel
Sourced from mirror.com
Some families have been harassing toy maker, Play-Doh, recently because one part of their new Cake Mountain play set looks suspiciously like a penis. This is the toy in question:
That definitely is phallic in nature.
Despite calls on Facebook from parents for Play-Doh to do something about the inappropriate toy, they’re keeping silent.
So while this controversy is brewing, it got us thinking, what other inappropriate children’s toys are out there? As it turns out, there are quite a lot actually, but we narrowed in down to our 21 favorite toys. Oh man are they inappropriate, judge for yourself.
1.) I don’t think different animal species get this close to each other in the wild.
2.) What I want to know is, where did that child get an Adolf Hitler doll?
3.) This Batman water gun is very poorly designed.
4.) Why would you make a shave-able toy?
5.) The blue one is fine, but the pink one sort of looks like something else.
6.) Oh come on Ralph, really?
7.) It looks like this bear is wearing a ball gag.
8.) A biologically correct sperm plushie, the perfect children’s gift.
9.) How is pooping rainbows a selling point?
10.) Look closely at this one…
11.) Who approved this design?
12.) That’s just bad parenting.
13.) Plushie roadkill toys are the surefire way to traumatize your child for life.
14.) Those aren’t whistles.
15.) Nothing is more fun for kids than messing with radioactive materials.
16.) Why is Elmo trying to strangle that kid?
17.) I know she’s not doing drugs, but it really looks like it.
18.) Selling cars encased in mini hand grenades and beer cans doesn’t seem like the best idea.
19.) Those assault rifles look just a little too real.
20.) I think you already know what that looks like…
21.) Teaching kids how to pull off a bank robbery.
What happened to simple toys that didn’t look like weapons or genitalia? Ah, those were the days.
Sourced from viralnova.com
Sometimes all it takes is a clever slogan or placing two goods side by side to move product. Other times, a cardboard cutout of a naked girl gets the job done. Either way, these store managers clearly know how to move some product.
Sourced from collegehumor.com