Here Are 21 Of The Most Wildly Inappropriate Children's Toys Of All Time -


Here Are 21 Of The Most Wildly Inappropriate Children’s Toys Of All Time

Some families have been harassing toy maker, Play-Doh, recently because one part of their new Cake Mountain play set looks suspiciously like a penis. This is the toy in question:


That definitely is phallic in nature.

Despite calls on Facebook from parents for Play-Doh to do something about the inappropriate toy, they’re keeping silent.

So while this controversy is brewing, it got us thinking, what other inappropriate children’s toys are out there? As it turns out, there are quite a lot actually, but we narrowed in down to our 21 favorite toys. Oh man are they inappropriate, judge for yourself.

1.) I don’t think different animal species get this close to each other in the wild.

2.) What I want to know is, where did that child get an Adolf Hitler doll?

3.) This Batman water gun is very poorly designed.

4.) Why would you make a shave-able toy?

5.) The blue one is fine, but the pink one sort of looks like something else.

6.) Oh come on Ralph, really?

7.) It looks like this bear is wearing a ball gag.

8.) A biologically correct sperm plushie, the perfect children’s gift.

9.) How is pooping rainbows a selling point?

10.) Look closely at this one…

11.) Who approved this design?

12.) That’s just bad parenting.

13.) Plushie roadkill toys are the surefire way to traumatize your child for life.

14.) Those aren’t whistles.

15.) Nothing is more fun for kids than messing with radioactive materials.

16.) Why is Elmo trying to strangle that kid?

17.) I know she’s not doing drugs, but it really looks like it.

18.) Selling cars encased in mini hand grenades and beer cans doesn’t seem like the best idea.

19.) Those assault rifles look just a little too real.

20.) I think you already know what that looks like…

21.) Teaching kids how to pull off a bank robbery.

What happened to simple toys that didn’t look like weapons or genitalia? Ah, those were the days.

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