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26 funny, rude and ridiculous shop names to brighten your day

26 funny, rude and ridiculous shop names that will brighten your day
Pepijn Schmitz/ Flickr<br />Lick-her Shop<br />Funny name for a liquor shop in Sydney.

Make a cuppa, grab a bickie, and prepare to have a good old lol.

Some companies take their business incredibly seriously, while others, well others just like to have a bit of a laugh.

And it’s those businesses, putting humour first, to whom we’d like to doff our communal cap today.

From clever puns, to the rude, crude and lost in translation, these shop names prove that the world of commerce doesn’t have to be dull.

Snoop dog’s pet grooming sideline? Please say it’s so…

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Because nothing says ‘hire me to sand down your floor boards’ like a mass-murderer pun

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Does what it says on the van

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Nothing gets you in the mood for a slap-up meal like the thought of someone p***ing on you (or maybe that’s just us)

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Just no.

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Some names shouldn’t be shortened. Richard is one of them.

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#Klassy

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Where complete w****** go for their hols

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Bummer

Paul Brooker/  Flickr Anus Stores  A Bum Deal? March, Cambridgeshire, street view.
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Party poopers

Djenan Kozic/ Flickr 26/05/2007: Floaters...  A really really unfortunate name for a party shop.     [This picture is part of Project365, a picture a day for 365 days. Photo by DK.]
(Picture: Djenan Kozic/ Flickr)

 

For those who like their fish and chips with a side order of badass 

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GBH lol 

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Tokoyo’s premiere sex shop chain*

*we may have made this fact up

Ian Lloyd/  Flickr A real shop name - Wanko  This photo accompanies an online travel diary that we wrote while travelling around the world for a year. The first part of the diary for this set (Singapore) can be found here.
(Picture: Ian Lloyd/ Flickr)

 

What’s a little fungal infection between friends?

Elliot Moore/ Flickr Great name for a shoe shop!  A Spanish shoe shop - not sure about the name though.
(Picture: Elliot Moore/ Flickr)

 

Say what you see…

Funny shop names
diamond geezer/ Flickr Sellfridges This white goods outlet in Northwold Road, Stoke Newington, is not related to any well-known Oxford Street store.

 

Charming

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Like the opposite of advertising

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Hipster lols

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Oh you guys!

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Totes inappropes

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Whoever spelt it dealt it (yes, we’re very proud of that one)

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Manicures with happy endings

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Naughty!

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*Rolls eyes*

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Serving up lady parts 24/7

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Sourcd from metro.co.uk

 

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