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29 Ways to Get Starbucks Baristas to Hate You

Are you a fan of Starbucks? Of course you are, but that doesn’t mean the baristas are fans of YOU. Here are some tips for not being a total d-bag at everyone’s favorite coffee chain, courtesy of Twitter.

2. Go through the drive-thru in a horse mask.

Go through the drive-thru in a horse mask.

3. Demand more caramel.

Demand more caramel.

4. Be SUPER into caramel.

Be SUPER into caramel.

5. Demand your honey be mixed into your tea.

Demand your honey be mixed into your tea.

6. Give yourself T. rex arms.

Give yourself T. rex arms.

7. Have a sesquipedalian order.

Have a sesquipedalian order.

8. Ask for this.

Ask for this.

9. TOUCH THE CUPS.

TOUCH THE CUPS.

10. Be a perv.

Be a perv.

11. Mess up the lingo.

Mess up the lingo.

12. Think you’re a stand-up comedian.

Think you're a stand-up comedian.

13. Pay with a crap ton of pennies.

Pay with a crap ton of pennies.

14. Be a “bitchy white girl.”

Be a "bitchy white girl."

15. Drop the “DD” bomb.

Drop the "DD" bomb.

16. Bring your whole PC setup.

Bring your whole PC setup.

17. Request a “hot” Frappuccino.

Request a "hot" Frappuccino.

18. Ask for this:

Ask for this:

19. Try to get free drinks because you’re a girl.

Try to get free drinks because you're a girl.

20. Be coy with your coupon.

Be coy with your coupon.

21. Order a pumpkin spice latte.

Order a pumpkin spice latte.

22. Be dramatic about aspartame.

Be dramatic about aspartame.

23. Order a Snickers bar.

Order a Snickers bar.

24. Give the drive-thru person your garbage.

Give the drive-thru person your garbage.

25. Put your garbage ANYWHERE BUT THE TRASH CAN.

Put your garbage ANYWHERE BUT THE TRASH CAN.

26. Be on your iPad.

Be on your iPad.

27. Be demanding and vague.

Be demanding and vague.

28. Order a Frappuccino.

Order a Frappuccino.

29. Be a general pain in the butt.

Be a general pain in the butt.

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