24 times Starbucks was too much to handle

1. The time the barista forgot your name but remembered your facial hair

   

2. The time your car broke down and you had to ride your tiny horse to get some coffee

   

3. The time Starbucks ran out of their main product

   

4. The time you knew which syrup you definitely weren’t getting in your latte

   

5. The time Abi’s love for Starbucks was misinterpreted

   

6. The time everyone was watching you drink and you couldn’t figure out why

   

7. The time your barista gave you a cheeky compliment

   

8. The time your barista was just plain cheeky

   

9. The time you narrowly avoided being killed in a slasher movie

   

10. The time Spider-Man had to think things over for a while

    

11. The time you were due $9,980.00 in change

    

12. The time the stereotype was perfectly justified

    

13. The time someone decided to take it one step further

    

14. The time someone took it one step too far

    

15. The time someone took it one step too far in the other direction

    

16. The time someone didn’t give a fuck about steps and brought a FLIGHT SIMULATOR

    

17. The time your dick in a box needed an espresso

    

    Not gonna get you a diamond ring, that sorta gift don’t mean anything…

18. The time your onesie was too much future fun to keep to yourself

    

19. The time Starbucks got as close to gangsta as head office deemed safe

    

20. The time you had to do a double-take because you thought your barista was half-naked

    

21. The time you had to do a double-take because you thought your barista was a fascist

    

22. The time you had to do a double-take because… wait, no that actually is a parrot

    

23. The time Starbucks was just being honest

    

24. The time Starbucks was being a little too honest

    

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