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23 Things All Former Video Store Employees Know To Be True

1. The best perk in the world was hiring movies for free.

23 Things All Former Video Store Employees Know To Be True
NBC

2. … In mass quantities, because you considered the store an extension of your personal collection.

23 Things All Former Video Store Employees Know To Be True
Bravo Networks

3. And keeping them all for weeks, much to the dismay of your boss, who was like…

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20th Century Fox / Paramount Pictures

20th Century Fox / Paramount Pictures

4. You also worked the system by charging snacks to your account, which you never planned to pay off.

23 Things All Former Video Store Employees Know To Be True
Oxygen

5. This scene from Clerks is the most accurate thing you have ever seen, and you’ve seen A LOT, because hello, you worked at a video store.

23 Things All Former Video Store Employees Know To Be True
Miramax Films / Via youtube.com

6. You’ve seen nearly every film within the realm of your interest range from the time that you worked there.

Bravo Networks

Bravo Networks

7. … Regardless of its quality.

23 Things All Former Video Store Employees Know To Be True
Syfy Films

8. Friends ask you for movie recommendations and you get way too excited.

23 Things All Former Video Store Employees Know To Be True
Bravo Networks

9. You would never get to bed at a regular hour, as you’d finish late and stay up all night watching movies.

The CW

Showtime

10. Having first pick of the new releases made you feel like a ~VIP~.

23 Things All Former Video Store Employees Know To Be True
Tristar Pictures

11. Every now and then your boss would ask you to clean the store. You’d be like:

23 Things All Former Video Store Employees Know To Be True
Oxygen

… And then sort of walk aimlessly around the store while holding cleaning products.

12. Calling all the people on the overdue list was a tedious, slow-release nightmare…

23 Things All Former Video Store Employees Know To Be True
FOX

13. … But it helped you perfect the art of sounding chipper while having an uncomfortable conversation.

23 Things All Former Video Store Employees Know To Be True
Bravo Networks

“Hi, this is Stephanie from Blockbuster video! I’m just calling because you’ve got the movie Torque, and it’s actually 72 days overdue??”
“I never hired that.”
“Actually, sir, I remember hiring it out to you, and asking you to return it two weeks ago when you were in the store last, and you didn’t deny hiring it then, sooo…?”
*click*

14. It also taught you how to cope with a customer loudly berating you on a Saturday night in front of a line of 25 customers, while you’re working by yourself, over a 50 cent late fee.

AMC

AMC

AMC

“I’m sixteen years old and being paid minimum wage to deal with you, but would you like me to pay your FIFTY CENT fine out of my purse in front of all these customers you’re holding up while you berate me? Because I can afford it. Also I remember you bringing the movie back late because it happened three days ago.”

15. You’re really, really skilled at answering questions like “You know that movie? The one with that guy from that show? It was on a few weeks ago, you must’ve seen it. You KNOW THE ONE I MEAN!”

Sony Pictures Entertainment

16. You also have a bizarre knack for recalling obscure things about movie covers that help you locate them quickly.

Paramount Pictures

Paramount Pictures

“Do you have The Tracker?”
“Oh yeah! I saw it just before”
*locates DVD by the font on the spine of the case*

17. Sometimes, you’d get drunk on power and experience a teensy, tiny amount of pleasure in calling a teenager’s parents to request permission to rent them an R-rated movie, and then having to relay to them that their parent said no.

23 Things All Former Video Store Employees Know To Be True
The Weinstein Company

… In front of all their friends.

18. The tapes played on a loop were the devil.

FX

FX

The same hour of previews, and two music videos, every hour, for eight hours, four times a week. You still can’t listen to any of the songs that were the featured music videos, because they haunted you in your dreams for long months after they’d been retired from the loop tape.

19. Preview tapes, on the other hand…

23 Things All Former Video Store Employees Know To Be True
MTV

Watching the next month’s releases before they come out? Yes, please.

20. Speaking of tapes, when customers would return their VHS tape without rewinding them, this would be your reaction:

23 Things All Former Video Store Employees Know To Be True
Bravo Networks

21. On the other hand, the anticipation of wondering if your customer crush would come to “visit you” at any moment was the high point of many of your shifts.

23 Things All Former Video Store Employees Know To Be True
ABC Family

22. And you were guilty of checking their account like a creeper to see if they have any rentals due back that day.

23 Things All Former Video Store Employees Know To Be True
Bravo Networks

23. Finally, you made at least one genuine friend after chatting with your regular customers and discovering you have the same taste in films.

23 Things All Former Video Store Employees Know To Be True
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