May 2014 - Page 23 of 24 - I Hate Working In Retail

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Epic Fail at the grocery store

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Confessions of a Cashier

Ever wonder why that cashier is in a bad mood while you’re waiting to be checked out at the grocery store?  Do you think maybe it was something you did?  Or perhaps the customer in front of you did?  Or maybe they’re just having a bad day?  Do you want to have a pleasant experience while checking out at a grocery store?  Have you ever wondered if that cashier is thinking something about you?  Here are some common insights from a real cashier and most of these insights relate to all cashiers.  It’s the truth about what goes through most cashiers’ minds.

 

I am able to write this because I was once a cashier.  I was promoted to the customer service desk, but I still understand the frustrations that come along with being a cashier.  I’m going to tell you the main things that go though my head, as well as most other cashiers.  It is the honest, yet sometimes ugly, truth behind cashiers and customers.  Who knows; after reading this, maybe you won’t give that cashier such a hard time, or if you’re not that type of person, maybe you will just gain insight and understand cashiers better. Some of you might find this a bit humorous and end entertaining because you know what it’s like working in a retail environment. Sadly, while working in a retail environment, you get to see first-hand just how nasty some people can be. Again, this doesn’t go for everybody. I’ve met a lot of really great people who have turned my bad day into a good day just by saying something as simple as “Hang in there.”

Note: These are not listed in any type of order.  These are also written as though they are coming directly from a cashier’s point of view which is why I use the words “us”, “we”, “I”, “me”, “you”, etc.  Also, I know there are some really great people out there who haven’t done anything on this list to any cashier in their entire life, so please don’t take any offense to anything on here.  I’m not saying all cashiers feel this way, I’m saying most cashiers think this way.  I’m also not saying all customers act this way, because I know only some customers act this way.  The intention of this blog is not to make customers look bad; it is simply just to give people an insight on what goes on in the grocery store from a cashier’s point of view.

  1. Never take your frustrations out on us if we weren’t the cause of it.  How would you like it if I randomly started giving you an attitude just because I was having a bad day?  Although I will admit, I have witnessed some cashiers give customers attitude just because the cashier was having a bad day.  I guess some people can control it and others can’t, but that’s not an excuse to not try to contain it.  You’re in public for goodness sakes.
  2. It is considered rude to not empty your handheld basket and instead, you just set it on the belt and expect us to empty it.  Believe it or not, it will actually help you get out of the store faster if you just weren’t lazy and emptied the basket yourself because we have to reach in and pull stuff out instead of normally just reaching out and scanning the item right away.
  3. If you want us to load up the groceries into your cart for you; just ask us politely!  Yes!  It’s that simple.  Key word politely.  Most grocery stores that I’ve been to don’t require the cashier to load up your cart/basket for you and you are supposed to do it.  The way we look at it is, you certainly didn’t have any problem getting the items off the shelf and into your cart, so why at checkout do you have issues putting bags full of those items into your cart?  If you can’t load them up into your cart, then how are you going to get them into and out of your car without any help?  I once had an elderly woman give me incredible attitude because I did not load up her cart.  I didn’t even know she wanted her cart loaded up by me until after she already gave me attitude.  I didn’t say anything to her, I just started helping her put her groceries in her cart and then that’s when she said to me “Oh don’t even worry about it.  It’s too late now!” when she only got one of her bags into her cart.  So not only did she give me attitude after I didn’t know I had to load her groceries into her cart, but after I started helping her, she then refused my help.  If you’re going to complain about one something, then don’t complain when I try to help you with it.
  4. Treat me with respect and I will treat you with respect.  Treat me with kindness and I will treat you with kindness.  Treat me like garbage, well then don’t expect any good treatment from me.  Always remember, I am God over your entire grocery order.  I have the power to smash your bread, break your eggs, bruise your produce items, and still make it look like an accident.  I also only get paid to be a cashier, not to be your emotional punching bag because of whatever is wrong in your life.
  5. Yelling at me won’t solve anything.  It might make you feel better for whatever reason, but I will just have to call my manager over and get them involved.
  6. It’s considered rude to be on your phone during checkout.  I, personally, don’t care if you’re on your phone if I’m taking care of another customer; but when I’m taking care of you, then I do consider it rude if you’re still on your phone.
  7. Please be considerate about giving us cash.  We don’t really enjoy taking money from you that’s been in your bra, mouth, or a sweaty pants pocket.  They have this wonderful thing called a “wallet”, please get one.
  8. Always remember, plastic bags are usually easier and faster for us to pack than paper and the reusable bags.  If you want to help the planet, that’s fine, just don’t get upset if we’re not going as fast as we normally would if we were packing your items in plastic.
  9. We secretly get really aggravated, frustrated, P.O.’d, etc. if you use your Foodstamps for really expensive foods that you don’t need such as seafood.  I can’t afford crab every month, but you don’t see me using other people’s money for it.
  10. We also get really mad when you use the cash side of your Foodstamps to purchase tobacco products and/or stuff you don’t need.  I don’t work this hard to support your bad habit.
  11. It makes you look really bad when you come into a grocery store with your hair done, your nails done, a fancy smartphone, and a Louie Vatton/Coach/Gucci bag, yet you’re on Foodstamps.  Funny how that stuff works isn’t it?  If you do this then you’re just as bad as the people who purchase cigarettes with the cash portion of their Foodstamps.
  12. Please do not tell me what I should do with my life.  Yes, believe it or not I’ve had people tell me what color to dye my hair, what makeup I should wear to make myself look better, etc.
  13. If you don’t know how to use a self-scan register, then don’t go to one. It will be less frustrating and probably less of a wait for you to just wait in line with a normal cashier.

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9 people you see in Walmart after midnight

I carry very odd hours. And unfortunately I live in a place where the closest place open near me after midnight is the local Walmart. Now Walmart has it’s pros and it’s cons, but one thing I think we can all agree on is that it has a unique cast of characters all unto its own. I’ve found that these are some of the characters that are always wandering the aisles of Walmart after midnight.

9 The person buying medicine

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There is always someone walking around a Walmart at 1:00am coughing and stumbling towards the closest flu medicine display. During flu season the medicine isle of the store looks like a Tylenol PM zombie apocalypse. There are people dragging around, mumbling in agony while grasping for orange and green boxes and coughing up pieces of non-vital organs. We’ve probably all been there but it doesn’t make it any less concerning when the person behind you isn’t covering their mouth and sounds like they have Whooping Cough.

8 The kid buying beer

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 If you’ve ever been to Walmart late at night anywhere near a college, you’ll see a mad dash of kids buying beer right before the Blue Laws kick in. I bet 10% of all their beer sales come less than 30 minutes before they stop selling alcohol. It’s like watching water buffalo charge toward Niagara Falls.

7 The guy in camouflage

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 I’m scared because why would there need to be a guy in camo in a department store at 2:00am? What is that guy hiding from? And I’m not talking about a guy that looks like he’s going hunting, I mean a guy that is obviously planning something.
“Bullets… at 2:00am. Wow and a case of beer. All you need is an angry scowl, is there an angry scowl department in here? Amiright? Oh, there it is. Yikes. Here why don’t you just jump in front of me in line, you obviously look like you’re in a hurry.”

6 The old lady that doesn’t like to shop during regular hours

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 There always seems to be one nice old lady that doesn’t like the hustle and bustle of daytime shopping, so she goes late at night when the store is less crowded. Nothing wrong with that. Everyone has a right to shop at whatever time they want to, but what usually sucks about this situation is there are never any lanes open at night and you can get stuck at the self-checkout line behind a person with two months worth of groceries.

5 The lady from the ’80s

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There is always one woman in Walmart dressed like she just got off her set at The Boobie Shack or like she just got home from a Van Halen concert circa 1985. Big hair, too much skin, and pants tight enough that you know they screw with the circulation in her legs. I’m not judging your appearance, I’m simply pointing out the facts. I simply have to assume you drive a Delorean or missed the bus out of 1985. It’s people like her that make me feel overdressed even when wearing my Big Johnson shirts.

4 The cop

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 This guy is usually just standing at the front of the store minding his own business or flirting with a cashier. He’s gotta be the coolest or most patient cop on the force. Anyone that can stand around and watch the cavalcade of weirdness that parades through Walmart probably has to deal with some genuine crazy people from time to time. Nothing as serious as the crazies out on the street–but remember those people have to shop too. There’s a reason this guy has a taser and I think a lot of us feel a little safer with this guy at the front of the store.

3 The drunk guy/girl wandering around because the bars just closed

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 If you live in a small enough town, you’ll see some people wandering around at night that have nowhere else to get their drunk energy out than at Walmart. They’ll be racing carts, buying as many frozen pizzas and beef jerky that they can fit in a basket or just trying futilely to buy more beer. These people can be a nuisance and are the sole reason they take the keys out of most of the motorized carts at night. They explained that to me right before they put me in back of the squad car.

2 The lady with a kid young enough to have school tomorrow

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 I understand that some people have got to work at different times and sometimes have schedules that leave them with no babysitter late at night. But you have to hate seeing someone at 3:00am on a Tuesday grocery shopping with a kid that obviously has school tomorrow. That kid looks tired now and he’s going to look worse tomorrow. Sure, it’s hard being a single parent with a shopping list to finish, but imagine being a tired kid trying to learn math at 8:00am the next day.

1 The greeter that just wants to go home

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 Most of the greeters are fairly friendly at the store, but as the day drags on, the enthusiasm wanes and you’re left with a person sitting in a chair that looks like they’d rather be anywhere but there. They say hello to the crazy people filtering in and have to check the bags as the crazy people walk out. I’m sure some of them really like their jobs, but most people working at night just look tired and bored. I kind of feel sorry for them until I run back into that guy in camo in the parking lot.
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