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The I hate working in retail forum has now reached a massive 450 members in its 1st 6 weeks. Thank you to all of the members that have joined and posted.

It would however be awesome to see new members and posters.

If you haven’t already done so, please pop along, register, and make a post under your alias. If your company isn’t listed please let us know and we will add it on.

Finally. it really would be appreciated if as many of you as possible could like this post to get our message out there!!!

 

Thanks all

 

Mark Beddau

 

 

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Video. Pranksters put giant toad in a KFC burger box and return it to the fast food counter

A group of pranksters put a giant toad in a KFC burger box and returned it to a fast food counter to shock and horror of staff.

Prank group Monkey Kingz set up the stunt and filmed the reactions from workers in takeaways and shops across Shanghai, China.

They then posted their amusing reactions on YouTube.

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A group of pranksters put a giant toad in a KFC burger box and returned it to a fast food counter to shock and horror of staff

 

A group of pranksters put a giant toad in a KFC burger box and returned it to a fast food counter to shock and horror of staff
Prank group Monkey Kingz set up the stunt and filmed the reactions from workers in takeaways and shops across Shanghai, China

 

Prank group Monkey Kingz set up the stunt and filmed the reactions from workers in takeaways and shops across Shanghai, China
They then posted their amusing reactions on YouTube

 

They then posted their amusing reactions on YouTube

The clip shows a man buying the toad from a supermarket and then putting it in a KFC box.

When he takes the box back up to the fast food counter to complain, the worker opens it and jumps back in horror as she grabs a co-worker.

The woman asks ‘What is this?’  and then ‘What is this doing there?’ as the man answers, ‘I don’t want to eat it.’

The clip shows a man buying the toad from a supermarket and then putting it in a KFC box

The clip shows a man buying the toad from a supermarket and then putting it in a KFC box

 

When he takes the box back up to the fastfood counter to complain the worker opens it and jumps back in horror as she grabs a co-worker

 

When he takes the box back up to the fastfood counter to complain the worker opens it and jumps back in horror as she grabs a co-worker

He also tries the prank in McDonald’s and the staff jump back and look at the toad in a concerned manner.

The prankster slips the toad into a noddle box in a shop and when the assistant opens it he exclaims ‘You scared me!’

The man carries out the prank in a variety of other places – and all the reactions prove to be amusing.

Monkey Kingz is made up of a group of two Americans, two Chinese and two Scottish people.

He slips the toad into a noddle box in a shop and when the assistant opens it he exclaims 'You scared me!'

He slips the toad into a noddle box in a shop and when the assistant opens it he exclaims ‘You scared me!’

The man carries out the prank in a variety of other places - and all the reactions prove to be amusing

The man carries out the prank in a variety of other places - and all the reactions prove to be amusing

 

The man carries out the prank in a variety of other places – and all the reactions prove to be amusing

 

The toad in a box waiting to scare some shop workers in the prank which was posted on the internet

 The toad in a box waiting to scare some shop workers in the prank which was posted on the internet

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2649568/Pranksters-giant-toad-KFC-burger-box.

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5 People you have worked in retail with

Your “Best Friend”

Your “Best Friend” — not to be confused with your best friend — is kind of a tool. Nonetheless, you share a few common interests and usually work the same shift. He’s overly friendly and easy to get along with. He’s cool enough that he can appreciate your sense of humor, but can produce little funny of his own outside of quoting his favorite movies/comedians. He’s tolerable when at work, but watch for inquiries about your weekend plans.

Sample Quote: “Somebody sh*t on the coats!”

The Goth Girl

 

The Goth Girl has been working there for three years and is currently attending community college. She has her eyebrows, chin, and nose pierced and plans to get a tattoo as soon as she saves up the money. While the two of you would probably never speak in any other walk of life, here you share a common bond — your hatred for the customer. She is the only one who hates them as much, if not more than you.

Distinguishable Actions: Rolling her eyes at customers

The Tough Guy

 

The Tough Guy was cool as hell in high school but too stupid to get into college. Despite being a 25-year-old manager at Wal-Mart, he still thinks he’s awesome. His favorite things to talk about are how wasted he got last night and how bad he kicked so-and-so’s ass. He has a gold cross that he somehow manages to wear with a straight face while telling you about all the high school girls he bangs. He has two tribal tattoos.

Sample Quote: “Bro, check out that MILF over there. I could TOTALLY hit that.”

The “Hot” Girl

 

The “Hot” Girl is not actually hot, but rather, hot in comparison to the wildebeests that surround her. Although she garners little male attention outside the workplace, your co-workers will be falling over each other for her affection — a similar phenomenon to when men resort to gay sex in prison. She absolutely loves the attention and takes whatever chance she can to loudly exclaim her sexual misadventures. Despite being only 16, she has a 27-year-old boyfriend named Dirk who rides a motorcycle.

Sample Quote: “…and then I blew all three of them. OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT OUT LOUD!”

The Head Manager

 

The Head Manager has been working there for 30 years. He is divorced and has 3 kids, who he never sees. He has a giant bald spot, dyed black hair, and a beer belly. Although he has no friends, he chooses to isolate himself further by ruling his outlet with an iron fist. His deep-seeded emotional issues would probably benefit from positive human interaction, but his real-life inadequacies cause him to demand respect in the only place people are required to give him it — the electronics section at K-Mart.

Distinguishable Actions: Being a total dick

 

Sourced from collegehumor.com