Aug
21
Because IKEA’s founder Ingvar Kamprad was dyslexic, he didn’t want to give his products numbers. So he came up with the MOST EXCITING naming system EVER.
Sourced from buzzfeed.com
Aug
21
Retail/service sector jobs are a rite of passage. All it takes is a year or two for the real truth to sink in: Retail and service sector jobs suck.
While your time in retail will give you the experience you need for a better job, it also gives you the chance to learn the cool/interesting/deep dark secrets of the companies you work for. Here are 10 confessions about your favorite retail companies that will enlighten and maybe even enrage you a little bit.
(H/T: Ebaum’s World)
Sourced from viralnova.com
Aug
19
Should mean: People you hang out with because you like them.
Now means: People you hang out with because they happen to be free at the same time as you.
Should mean: The person you share your life with.
Now means: The person who is also in your house but you never actually see.
Should mean: Dividing something in half.
Now means: When your boss hates you, this is what they make you do.
Should mean: Devices for carrying things in.
Now means: Permanent decorations under your eyes.
Should mean: When you get up and go to work.
Now means: When you sleep.
Should mean: About 1pm.
Now means: 3.30pm, maybe, when you finally have a chance to get something. Or possibly at 9am. Depends on the day.
Should mean: Enjoyable social gathering where you see your friends.
Now means: Something you never actually make it to. Because work.
Should mean: Something to eat occasionally when hungry.
Now means: Your main food group.
Should mean: Five days of work.
Now means: Six days of work. At least.
Should mean: What you get when you don’t work.
Now means: What you almost definitely don’t get.
Should mean: The rhythm of work and relaxation that ensures you live a healthy life.
Now means: LOL, no.
Should mean: What is socially acceptable at 6pm.
Now means: What you are heavily judged for at 6am. Not that you care.
Should mean: An extra of sleep.
Now means: On the night shift, an extra hour of work.
Should mean: The pub around the corner you drink at because you like it.
Now means: The pub miles away you drink at because it’s the only place open at weird times.
Should mean: Something that lies on, or over, something else.
Now means: Something no one will ever do for you when you really need it.
Should mean: Occasional distraction.
Now means: Stream of the fun everyone else is having while you’re at work.
Should mean: Reliable work structure to base your life on.
Now means: Ongoing chaos that will haunt your dreams and break your very soul.
Should mean: What you go to in order to reconnect with your family.
Now means: What you hear about afterwards. Because work.
Should mean: Agreeing to something in advance.
Now means: Something you’ll do before realising your shifts just aren’t going to work out.
Should mean: When you haven’t had enough sleep.
Now means: Perpetual state of being.
Should mean: Extra day off!
Now means: HAH. No. Back to work.
Should mean: Saturday.
Now means: Tuesday, probably.
Should mean: Sunday.
Now means: Monday, maybe, but who the fuck knows?
Should mean: Thursday.
Now means: The ancient Greek day hêméra Aphrodítês. SERIOUSLY, no idea at this point.
Should mean: You’ve worked more than 40 hours this week.
Now means: You’ve been working for 13 days straight now.
Sourced from buzzfeed.com
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