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The 9 Struggles Every Coffee Shop Barista Has to Endure

Working in a coffee shop can have its highs and lows, like any job. There are customers you love and certain orders that you hate but it’s money in the bank after all.

 

However, sometimes being a barista can really test your limits.

 

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1. Asking what size a customer would like their drink and getting the response of ‘normal’.

Yes, coffee shops tend to use different names for small medium large but the concept is still the same. Normal, however, is not a size so don’t sigh at me like I’m making this hard for you. PICK ONE.

 

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2. Calling out a drink you’ve made, then three drinks later having a customer come up to you pointing at a drink and saying “is that mine?”

Believe it or not, random stranger, I don’t know if that drink is yours given that I don’t know your name nor do I know what you ordered. I also don’t know what is wrong with you.

 

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3. Using the left hand side till throughout the entirety of their order, only to have the customer try and put their card in the right hand side machine.

I know you’ve not had your coffee yet but please try and function for just a few more seconds.

 

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4. Having your mood crushed instantly as the singular customer at your till pulls out a list of 20 drinks for them and their colleagues.

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5. Getting the response “we can still sit upstairs though right?” when telling people they can only have their drinks to take away as you’re shutting the store.

Yeah we like to just shut one side of the store and leave the rest open for people who have nothing better to do with their evening. LEAVE.

 

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6. Having a customer approach your till whilst on the phone to someone and act like you’re unreasonable for attempting to take their order.

They say “Sorry about that” but are talking to the person on the phone. Oh.

 

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7. Getting customers that take the wrong drinks and wonder how they managed it.

They have ordered a cold iced drink but somehow mistakenly picked up a boiling hot one instead and wondered off without noticing their mistake. Or taken one that says ‘Emily’ on the side of it despite them being a 40-odd year old man. They come back complaining their latte tastes funny when they’re clearly drinking a hot chocolate with whipped cream on top. You don’t need coffee, you need help.

 

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8. Having change slammed down on the counter in front of you after they’ve counted it all out in their hand.

You’ve politely reached out to get their money as they’ve leant forward yet they still feel the need to slam it all down on the counter for you to pick back up coin by coin. Just take the moral high ground, smile and hand them their 5p change… by putting it on the counter.

 

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9. People don’t understand the difference between a latte and a cappuccino.

Latte = espresso, lots of milk, some foam. Cappuccino = espresso, some milk, lots of foam. When you ask for a Cappuccino with less foam, you’re just ordering a latte. If you ask for a latte with extra foam, you want a Cappuccino.

 

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Hang in there.

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All Too Familiar Barista Struggles

This has happened…more than once

This has happened...more than once

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You often get dressed in the dark which can lead to interesting outfit combos

Your love/hate relationship with the snooze button

Your love/hate relationship with the snooze button

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This is what your alarm looks like

Next level break time is your specialty

Next level break time is your specialty

Your nap game is on point. Anywhere, anytime.

Social interaction before the sun rises leads to awkward conversations

Social interaction before the sun rises leads to awkward conversations

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were you making a joke? It’s not even 5 a.m.

Your priorities shift so you can accommodate your erratic sleep schedule

Your priorities shift so you can accommodate your erratic sleep schedule

clean clothes > b day celebration.

Sometimes you give in and stay up passed 8:30 pm

Sometimes you give in and stay up passed 8:30 pm

but it has its consequences

…But more often than not you call it a night around 8 pm

...But more often than not you call it a night around 8 pm

because you have shit to do tomorrow

Sometimes you leave the house without brushing your hair or washing your face just for those extra few seconds of slumber-y bliss

Sometimes you leave the house without brushing your hair or washing your face just for those extra few seconds of slumber-y bliss

Whatever, at least I’m here.

But hey, it’s a job and someone has to do it

But hey, it's a job and someone has to do it

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All while wearing a smile!

We salute you, Baristas, you make the world go round! <3

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14 Things Baristas HATE But Will Never Tell You

Baristas see a lot of people during the day. They have to know all the different drink orders, remember faces, and always look happy. There are certain things that baristas hate though, but they’d never tell you that. Here’s the Top 14 Things baristas hate.

When somebody touches all of the cups when deciding what size they want

PLEASE STOP DOING THAT

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“What do you recommend?”

HOW DO I KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE

When people leave messes for me to cleanup

Stop that. Clean up after yourself

Waiting for the customer to decide what they want.

Do I go work on something? Should I wait?

Timers

STOP THE BEEPING

Forgetting a Regular Order

I’M SORRY DON’T HATE ME

When somebody asks for a Breve.

NO.

Pinterest *Secret Menus_

THESE ARE NOT REAL

When people change their orders

STOP IT

Spilled Milk

I hope I clean it all before it smells.

5am Shifts

I am not happy to be here, even if I’m smiling.

Teenagers

STOP GET OUT NOW

When someone calls it a “frappe”

THIS ISN’T MCDONALDS

“Is this mine?”

YES THERE IS NO ONE ELSE HERE

 

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