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Man Adds Hilarious Reviews and Pairing Recommendations for Wine at His Local Liquor Store

We don’t believe that Jeff W. is a wine steward or anything, but it’s clear that he must have some experience drinking wine to be able to write these ridiculous recommendations. This liquor store’s sales will most certainly go up thanks to Jeff of Pleated Jeans, and there may be an increase in drunk goats in the neighborhood, as well.

funny wine reviews, wine recommendations, funny wine pairings
funny wine reviews, wine recommendations, funny wine pairings
funny wine reviews, wine recommendations, funny wine pairings
funny wine reviews, wine recommendations, funny wine pairings
funny wine reviews, wine recommendations, funny wine pairings
funny wine reviews, wine recommendations, funny wine pairings
funny wine reviews, wine recommendations, funny wine pairings

funny wine reviews, wine recommendations, funny wine pairings

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Funny Sign Burnouts Of The Day

No thanks, the one I have works just fine.
Every bottle is a party!
Holla!
You thought they lived at the North Pole all year?
Reminds me of someone I knew in college.
Go barefoot in the snow and you’ll find out.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Truth in advertising.
It only hurts for a second.
Target: “Yo, not much, just being awesome as usual.”
Competitor of the Ho Depot.
Jesus?
Translation: We sell laxatives.
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As a retail employee who sees this regularly? it’s good to see Subway being the first to post it.