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How Starbucks Came Up With Their Logo

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Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

 When all your days start to feel like this:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

Or you just feel like doing this every day:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

And your daily routine feels a lot like this:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When a customer asks to speak with your manager:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When a customer tells you, “This other place has that cheaper!”

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

Or when you meet new employees for the first time:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When you have to do the dreaded “clopen,” closing and opening the next morning:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When your day-to-day thoughts consist of this:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

Well, either that, or this:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When you’re the only person working the cash register and the line is starting to get huge:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

And then a customer spends five minutes digging around for change and just pays with a bill anyway:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When a customer tells you to get something from “the back”:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When a customer says, “Your job must be really easy!”

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When you realize you’ve been working at your job for way longer than you originally planned:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When something like THIS happens:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

Which basically just means it’s time again:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When Christmas music makes you want to kill yourself:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

And holiday shoppers start to look a lot like this to you:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

And this becomes your new catchphrase:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

Actually, the whole holiday season is basically like this:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When you realize that people like this definitely do not exist:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When you have to take inventory:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When a customer thinks this will somehow help:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

Or that you rang up the wrong price:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

Or that this is a hilarious joke:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

And all you want to do is say this:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When you have to grab something from an unreasonably high height:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When you have to clean the bathrooms…or anything for that matter:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When all your friends are excited about this weekend, and you realize you have to work Saturday and Sunday:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When the total is $20.22 and the customer hands you two $20 bills:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When a customer demonstrates his or her listening skills like this:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When your relationship with your manager is basically like this:

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever

When you…wait, nevermind. Everything is the worst about retail. EVERYTHING.

Why Working in Retail Is Like the Worst Torture Ever
Sourced from buzzfeed.com

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Naked man slept on dog beds at Pasco CVS

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Lutz, Florida — A 22-year-old man is in jail after Pasco County deputies say he went to a CVS, stripped naked and then laid on several dog beds.

Deputies say Jeremiah Patterson, 22, of Odessa, was at the store Tuesday at U.S. 41 and State Road 54 when he took the beds to the bathroom and went to sleep on top of them.

The store couldn’t sell the beds after that and Patterson was charged with theft

 Police in Florida say a man took off his clothes, gathered dog beds and went to sleep in a CVS bathroom.

Sourced from wtsp.com