Jan
24
This nasty bitch forgot forgot to scratch her paws on the store floor before taking a dump. Seriously it reminds me of one of the dogs I walk! Though they have all been trained to have better manners and would never shit in a grocery store aisle!
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Jan
20
Imagine you’re hanging out in a nice, dry, safe room away from all the worries of the world. Suddenly, someone throws a door open to the big, scary world. Wouldn’t you want to bite that interloper right on the head? If you were a snake, totally, as one surprised Lowe’s customer found out after accidentally intruding on a snake’s privacy in the store.
A customer shopping at a Lowe’s store in Mississippi got a bite on the head over the weekend, after opening a cabinet and finding a chicken snake passing the time inside, the police chief told The Clarion-Ledger.
WTVA reported that the snake jumped out at that time to take a snap at the shopper.
Though a customer was taken to a local hospital, there was no further information about the shopper’s condition or details the incident from police, though a Lowe’s spokesperson did acknowledge the incident had occurred.
“All I can share is that we’re currently investigating the incident,” she said.
Chicken snakes (also known as black rat snakes, corn snakes or pilot snakes) are nonvenemous, and are usually between three and five feet long. When they aren’t nibbling on people’s heads from a cabinet, they dine on rodents and birds for the most part.
*Thanks for the tip, Joe!
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Jan
16
Police in Guapiles, Costa Rica, are stumped at how a woman was able to steal a plasma TV set by sticking it up her skirt.
The shocking theft occurred two months ago, but is being made public in hopes of finding the robber, ABC Chicago reports.
Surveillance video shows two unidentified females walking into an unnamed store. One of the women is wearing a flowing skirt and somehow is able to tuck a flat screen television between her legs.
Even more amazing is her ability to walk out of the store with the TV without being caught red-handed or red-legged.
Local police have theories about how the robbery happened, but no leads to suspects.
“We believe this woman has had a lot of experience of doing this as it only took her 13 seconds from start to finish,” a spokesman for the Guapiles Police Dept. said according to the Mirror. “Either she has been practicing at home or has carried out similar thefts and we appeal to anybody who might know more to get in touch.”
The TV was snatched two months ago, but store assistant Jacint Ramirez Callas is still shocked by the video.
“She did it so quickly no one had time to notice or react, and having watched the video it is amazing that the TV doesn’t fall out from between her legs,” Callas said, according to the Daily Mail. “She must be a pro or have very thick thighs. She left as if she didn’t have a care in the world. I’ve never seen anything like it.”
The Guapiles Police Department asks anyone with information on the theft to contact them.
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