1. Beer > Baby wipes
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That’s why the labels are peel-able, right?
2. Toothpaste > Condoms
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I guess this person was more into oral care than, well… ::: adjusts tie :::
3. Cognac > Lego’s
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Booze is an acceptable gift for ages 5-12, right?
4. Frozen veggies > Coors
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At 4/$5 this was a no-brainer.
5. Rice Krispies Treats > Condoms
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At least the Rice Krispies Treats will last longer than five minutes. Hiyo!
6. Ruffles > Feminine pads
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It’s that time of the month… Ruffles time!
7. School supplies > Smirnoff Ice
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Her sorority sisters are gonna be pissed.
8. Sparkling wine > Underrated animated classics
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What are they going to watch now? The ceiling spin?
9. Salad > Sandwich meat
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Maybe they needed more fiber in their diet. We’ll never know.
10. Bacon > Cake and sushi
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Was there really any debate?
11. Beer > Flowers
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“I was going to apologize, but then I was like, nope.” — Whoever left these flowers.
12. Beer > Froot Loops
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Somebody just found out that all the Froot Loops taste the same.
13. Snickers > Cabbage
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That cabbage soup diet can wait until tomorrow. Tonight, we feast like kings!
14. Beer > Yogurt
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Because beer.
15. Organic granola bars > Lubricant
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What’s more arousing than a sensible snack made with wholesome, organic ingredients?
16. Chips > Condoms
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“Who am I kidding? She’s never gonna call.” — The dude who left these than drowned his sorrows in saturated fats.
17. Cheese > Swedish Fish
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It’s “cheese and crackers” not “Swedish Fish and crackers.” I mean, I guess you could eat Swedish Fish and crackers but then what’s next? Cats getting along with dogs? It would be pure anarchy!
18. Little Debbie > Lil Cuties
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I’ve never noticed how wrong Little Debbie’s Little Muffins sounded until right now.
19. Little Debbie’s > 10 Minute workout system
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I’m guessing this is the same person who gave up the Lil Cuties.
20. Beer > Chicken Wings
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Ain’t no thang to leave behind the chicken wings!
21. Red Lobster Cheddar Biscuit mix > Goth dolls
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What little girl wouldn’t rather be surprised with cheesy, herby, goodness than a doll? No girl, that’s who.
22. Boxed wine > Potatoes
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I’m not going to lie but I might have left those.
23. Diapers > Turkey hunting decoy
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Somebody just got the text saying, “U think UR going with th boys this weeknd? Think again, buster!”
24. Diabetes Weight Loss Kit > Cookies
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“Oh, yeah. That’s what all that insulin in the fridge is for.”
25. Ice Cream > Broccoli
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I’m sure whoever left this broccoli had a good, long, three-second debate before trading it in for some Mint Chip.
26. Pregnancy test > Bananas
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Contrary to the old wives tale, bananas are not a reliable way to find out if one is with child.
27. Bananas > Dildo
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It’s probably because they don’t sell dildos in bunches at this store.
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