January 2015 - Page 2 of 36 - I Hate Working In Retail

January 2015 - Page 2 of 36 - I Hate Working In Retail

Jan
31

13 Memes To Show The Life Of A Cashier

Category: Life as a Cashier, retail lists, Retail Memes Tags: life of a cashier, retail lists, Retail Memes Leave a Comment

Check out these 13 memes to show the life of a cashier and what you really want to say to your customers

Oh, you have a problem!? MANAGER!!!!! Let me show you the song of my people: Angry Cashier

Shuts light off, two people step in line Get the fuck out Angry Cashier

Light is turned off, customer asks

First customer of the day's total is 2.87, they hand you a 100 Get the fuck out Angry Cashier

Take forever getting correct change Cashier wants to murder you Angry Cashier

Really? A CHECK? Angry Cashier

Oh, you want to argue our return policy? Do you have time to look like an ass? Angry Cashier

Two minutes to close, three people walk in the door Get the fuck out Angry Cashier

Customer takes forever finding exact change and says sorry Don't worry, it's not like there's a line Angry Cashier

Oh , you left your wallet in the car? Did you not realize we pay for food these days? Angry Cashier

ITEM DOESN'T RING UP ON FIRST TRY No, it's not free Angry Cashier

Sourced from quickmeme.com

Jan
31

15 Ways To Annoy Your Hostess

Category: Life as a Server, retail lists Tags: life of a server, retail lists Leave a Comment

1. Show up late for your reservation

1. Show up late for your reservation

Via businessnewsdaily.com

If you take the time to make the reservation, get your act together to show up for it. Or at least call, come on people.

2. Bring your screaming, whining children into the dining room

2. Bring your screaming, whining children into the dining room

Via parentdish.com

Only sleeping babies allowed. (But also not encouraged.)

3. Or your triple-wide stroller

3. Or your triple-wide stroller

Via thestrollergirl.com

What in the world are we supposed to do with this monstrosity while you eat?

4. Throw this line around freely: “We’ve been waiting for over an hour”

4. Throw this line around freely: "We've been waiting for over an hour"

Newsflash: We know that isn’t true.

5. Or this: “We know the owner”

5. Or this: "We know the owner"

Via covetliving.com

Oh you know the owner? Well let me just build a table really quick so we can seat you right away!

6. Order food or drinks from them

15 Ways To Annoy Your Hostess

Via www.tumblr.com

Wait two seconds and your server will be all over it.

7. Look around for a table before you talk to them

15 Ways To Annoy Your Hostess

Via www.tumblr.com

Why don’t you let me take care of that for you.

8. Even worse: Seat yourself

8. Even worse: Seat yourself

Via www.toptenz.net

Can you read?

9. Take it upon yourself to move after you’ve already been seated

9. Take it upon yourself to move after you've already been seated

Via newsmax.com

By all means, disregard that reserved sign! It’s just for decoration anyway.

10. Hang around after you’ve paid your bill and there’s an hour wait

10. Hang around after you’ve paid your bill and there’s an hour wait

Via slate.com

Don’t even worry, there isn’t a huge line of hungry people waiting. TAKE YOUR TIME.

11. Take a table and then only order drinks

11. Take a table and then only order drinks

Via texaswineandtrail.com

Aww that’s adorable! Save it for the bar. Or after 11pm.

12. Glare at them the whole time you wait

15 Ways To Annoy Your Hostess

Via reactiongifcollection.tumblr.com

I get it, you’re hungry.

13. Or worse, TALK to them the whole time

15 Ways To Annoy Your Hostess

Via www.tumblr.com

Just trying to do my job here.

14. Show up with 10 people at 9pm on a Friday night without a reservation

15 Ways To Annoy Your Hostess

Via m.pandawhale.com

Seriously? No.

15. Expect to get seated right away because you’re a regular

15 Ways To Annoy Your Hostess

Via www.tumblr.com

Of course you can have your usual table! Come back in 30 minutes.

Jan
30

Meme of The Day

Category: Retail Memes Leave a Comment

I wish.... but unfortunately you just have to smile and pretend to care while you answer their questions.

Sourced from pinterest.com