Breakfast pizza, in theory, is a great idea. But Eggo’s parfait on flatbread kind of misses the point. What about cheese?

Pickle pops might actually be genius. No complaints here.

In 2014, Haagen-Dazs unveiled carrot- and tomato-flavored ice cream in Japan. There are currently no plans to release the ice cream in the United States, but never give up hope.

A bagel is a sacred thing. Getting the right cream cheese ratio and optimal level of toasting is a delicate balance and Bagel-fuls don’t seem up to the task of bagel dream fulfillment. Bagel Bites continue to dominate the frozen-bagel-snack market.

You may be skeptical, but the hundreds of 5 star reviews on Amazon disagree.

If the chocolate chips are not to your liking, you can also buy sausage on a stick wrapped in plain or blueberry pancakes.

Frozen oatmeal is totally necessary.

You might be thinking that these are not pancakes at all, but off-brand Hot Pockets. That’s true, but there’s more to the story. Findus’ meat is sourced from a company under investigation for passing off horse meat as beef, so really, they’re like a fun mystery.

There’s a great deal of satisfaction in finding a taco truck right when hunger strikes. So why not try to recreate that euphoria from the comfort of your own home, by keeping “street” tacos in your freezer?

Old skool pizza egg rolls – you know, just like your grandma used to make.

No list of questionable food products would be complete without a nod to Guy Fieri, a fearless warrior constantly pushing the limits of things that are okay to put in your body.