25 Menu Items That Will Make You Say “Thanks, But I’ve Already Eaten” -

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25 Menu Items That Will Make You Say “Thanks, But I’ve Already Eaten”

1.

This gives a whole new meaning to “baby food.”

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2.

That’s not mayo in your tuna sandwich.

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3.

I believe we call that “phlegm.”

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4.

The good news is that it’s the cheapest item on the menu.

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5.

This dish is positively electrifying.

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6.

This certainly isn’t helping the reputation of cucumbers.

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7.

Honesty is not always the best policy.

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8.

The couple that stays together gets sacrificed together.

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9.

Mmmm, tastes just like chicken digest byproduct!

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10.

They did what to my sweet and sour chicken?!

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11.

I’m suddenly very, very hungry.

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12.

Wait, what exactly is in there?!

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13.

If you think font choice isn’t important, think again.

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14.

Just your average hospital eatery.

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15.

“Excuse me, this one is extremely undercooked.”

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16.

This restaurant gives you the opportunity to buy your anti-diarrhea pills ahead of time.

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17.

They serve both thighs and breasts.

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18.

The Long Island Ice Tea is the only selection making me doubt that this is actually a porn menu.

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19.

Thanks, but I’ll do my devil-worshiping at a far more reasonable price.

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20.

Further proof that everything tastes better after being put in a deep-fryer.

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21.

With a little bit of salt and ketchup, you almost forget that you’re actually eating cardboard.

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22.

As it turns out, birds aren’t the only animals that regurgitate their food for their young.

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23.

Something tells me that this is the stuff they put on those tuna sandwiches.

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24.

If your date orders you one of these, throw it on their face and leave immediately.

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