25 Menu Items That Will Make You Say “Thanks, But I’ve Already Eaten”
1.
This gives a whole new meaning to “baby food.”
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201502/16/ffe5b527e7103a2be39b1de00803280b_650x.jpg)
2.
That’s not mayo in your tuna sandwich.
![](http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201502/16/eb02d9730d264251586af34b185d007f_650x.jpg)
3.
I believe we call that “phlegm.”
![](http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201502/16/16b09cafa76ca8c395bbc3e999f8e002_650x.jpg)
4.
The good news is that it’s the cheapest item on the menu.
![](http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201502/17/4145027c0d17d8b2cbfab755031bb2f7_650x.jpg)
5.
This dish is positively electrifying.
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201502/16/a7c941be6791f3ad2861f3b9cbe62fe4_650x.jpg)
6.
This certainly isn’t helping the reputation of cucumbers.
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201502/16/bb3b424ce3cc3501de7f679f80b8468b_650x.jpg)
7.
Honesty is not always the best policy.
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201502/17/891d9a1080543f94776d9efe25d9c2fa_650x.jpg)
8.
The couple that stays together gets sacrificed together.
![](http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201502/16/34f995fefbaafe2e7e16a64b85e5a49a_650x.jpg)
9.
Mmmm, tastes just like chicken digest byproduct!
![](http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201502/16/004464484087f9ad411efc90ca15aeba_650x.jpg)
10.
They did what to my sweet and sour chicken?!
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201502/17/b900224fb003e410487f8309d2a636a1_650x.jpg)
11.
I’m suddenly very, very hungry.
![](http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201502/16/a3a83a1a548b914d1e7585f2b8c1f14b_650x.jpg)
12.
Wait, what exactly is in there?!
![](http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201502/16/572e90dfce57736d78df8eb76e956a15_650x.jpg)
13.
If you think font choice isn’t important, think again.
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201502/16/e26282e016dc307a6838d0938a5bf915_650x.jpg)
14.
Just your average hospital eatery.
![](http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201502/16/d6e79d0f4ea0d5a8bcf2adb8f289d06f_650x.jpg)
15.
“Excuse me, this one is extremely undercooked.”
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201502/16/7421bb8267666f1731bc20fe2288d3ee_650x.jpg)
16.
This restaurant gives you the opportunity to buy your anti-diarrhea pills ahead of time.
![](http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201502/16/ec947c26c3c897bf31ab0e7b2285055f_650x.png)
17.
They serve both thighs and breasts.
![](http://r2-store.distractify.netdna-cdn.com/postimage/201502/16/fe21fd96b029302daf276f2b050f7666_650x.jpg)
18.
The Long Island Ice Tea is the only selection making me doubt that this is actually a porn menu.
![](http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201502/16/a7ead9a5811df5a9d8f85d94187ef6d6_650x.jpg)
19.
Thanks, but I’ll do my devil-worshiping at a far more reasonable price.
![](http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201502/16/2e73e502140392add0aac08d591230c6_650x.jpg)
20.
Further proof that everything tastes better after being put in a deep-fryer.
![](http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201502/16/b45c0b42b75bfb457881f210fa2be2fd_650x.jpg)
21.
With a little bit of salt and ketchup, you almost forget that you’re actually eating cardboard.
![](http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201502/16/6173debf4ffbbfecacd17047e011ab60_650x.jpg)
22.
As it turns out, birds aren’t the only animals that regurgitate their food for their young.
![](http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201502/17/bb2d9434f8578e3021183537645bb14d_650x.jpg)
23.
Something tells me that this is the stuff they put on those tuna sandwiches.
![](http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201502/17/e9e0e7e382e80009ebf79c0547e06461_650x.jpg)
24.
If your date orders you one of these, throw it on their face and leave immediately.
![](http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201502/17/155c21d0a5a11e2284073c1ffac87190_650x.jpg)
25.
Who in their right mind would drink such toxic sludg— oh.
![](http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201502/17/d84c5b9386bc3b99a53f7baa2f851eb4_650x.jpg)
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