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Rearranging toppings, undercooking meat and painstaking tweaks with tweezers: The bizarre tricks of fast food stylists revealed

If it seems like real fast food never quite looks the same as it does in ads, that’s because restaurants and chains have an array of tricks to make it picture perfect.

Professional food stylists use tweezers, blowtorches, scissors and oil in order to make meals look mouth-watering, all while ensuring that the resulting photo is genuine and in no way misleading to consumers.

‘Nothing  is just plopped down and put in the center like it is when you order at a restaurant,’ Jean Ann Bybee, who has written two books about food styling, told CNBC.

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Picture perfect: Fast food chains have an array of tips and tricks to make their ads look as appealing as possible. Pictured: An ad for Dunkin' Donuts Eggs Benedict sandwich

Picture perfect: Fast food chains have an array of tips and tricks to make their ads look as appealing as possible. Pictured: An ad for Dunkin’ Donuts Eggs Benedict sandwich

 

Actual photo: Food stylists use tweezers, blowtorches, scissors and oil to manipulate a meal, all while ensuring that the ad is in no way misleading. Pictured: the Eggs Benedict sandwich in real life

Actual photo: Food stylists use tweezers, blowtorches, scissors and oil to manipulate a meal, all while ensuring that the ad is in no way misleading. Pictured: the Eggs Benedict sandwich in real life

Indeed, from styling with tweezers and blowtorches to undercooking meat in order to keep it from shrinking, the painstaking details of a food photo shoot is not unlike a fashion shoot.

‘You think models wake up looking like that every day?’ said food stylist Janine Kelesis, who has worked with Chipotle and Kraft.

‘They have a lot of people making sure they look as good as they can – same thing with food.’

One of the tricks of the trade is undercooking meats and vegetables, since these tend to shrink and wilt once they’ve been cooked.

In its prime: One trick is undercooking meats and vegetables, since these tend to shrink and wilt. Pictured: Burger King's ad for its Big Fish sandwich

In its prime: One trick is undercooking meats and vegetables, since these tend to shrink and wilt. Pictured: Burger King’s ad for its Big Fish sandwich

Not so big fish: Pictured is the same fish sandwich as above, as it looks when ordered from Burger King

Not so big fish: Pictured is the same fish sandwich as above, as it looks when ordered from Burger King

What’s more, shoots often take hours, which means food can be sitting out on set for a long time before actually being photographed.

A 2012 video made by McDonald’s Canada endeavored to explain why advertised food and the food customers actually end up with look different.

In the video, director of marketing Hope Bagozzi reveals that the packaging used has an effect on a hamburger’s appearance.

Mouth-watering: An advertisement for Wendy's Tuscan Chicken on ciabatta sandwich

Mouth-watering: An advertisement for Wendy’s Tuscan Chicken on ciabatta sandwich

 

In reality: The sandwich is a little messier in real life, and the chicken patty appears smaller

In reality: The sandwich is a little messier in real life, and the chicken patty appears smaller

‘The box that our sandwiches come in keeps the sandwiches warm, which creates a bit of a steam effect, and it does make the bun contract a little bit,’ she says.

And the  most visible difference, she says, is that the food in advertisements  have all the ingredients in the foreground, whereas when you order a  hamburger, for example, the toppings will likely be hidden under the  bun.

Models have people making sure they look as good as they can – same thing with food

While stylists use clever tricks to make advertised meals look more appealing, most restaurants have strict rules when it comes to manipulating their food.

Indeed, New York-based stylist Nir Adar, who has worked on ads for Chick-fil-A, Kentucky Fried Chicken,  Burger King and White Castle, said each restaurant has very specific stipulations.

For Burger King, he had to sign a legal document promising that he didn’t alter  anything, and Chick-fil-A required that he follow the chain’s strict  procedures.

Ideal example: An ad for Starbuck's bacon gouda artisan sandwich features perfectly toasted bread

Ideal example: An ad for Starbuck’s bacon gouda artisan sandwich features perfectly toasted bread

Minor flaws: The same sandwich at an actual Starbucks restaurant is not quite so perfect

Minor flaws: The same sandwich at an actual Starbucks restaurant is not quite so perfect

Not only do companies enforce their own rules, but there are also laws that dictate what can and cannot appear in a food advertisement.

According to the Federal Trade Commision, truth in advertising laws stipulate that restaurant menu items in ads are illegal if they are deemed ‘deceptive’.

This means that an ad can legally depict food differently from how it actually looks, but it cannot make false claims about special properties or health benefits
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7 Japanese Fast Food Items (Almost) Too Insane to Be Real

When it comes to things like waffle tacos, America is Middle-Earth, and every other nation is like some lesser fantasy realm where the hobbits don’t have gout and the One Ring isn’t the elastic waistband on a pair of sweatpants, right?

Wrong! Japan is locked in an arms race with America to see who can distend their populations into the fattest fucks possible. In fact, Japan has been stepping up their grotesque edibles game quite a bit in recent months, so much so that they’re making KFC’s Double Down look like a quinoa enema. What are we talking about?

#7.  Kit Kat Pizza

Say you’re in Japan and you’re in the mood for a slice of American-style ‘za. None the wiser, you head on over to the chain Napoli no Kama and order yourself their latest specialty: the Kit Kat Pizza. Surely the “Kit Kat” part of the phrase “Kit Kat Pizza” is just a regional term for a fish or some esoteric spice, right?

Nope, it’s a goddamn pizza topped with Kit Kats.

kotaku.com Presenting the only time in history no one will ask you to share either one.

A $16 medium pie comes with slices of mango wrapped around the Kit Kat bars and some Gorgonzola that is presumably too sick and twisted to use on normal pizza. Of course, this move isn’t entirely unprecedented, as Japan’s unmatched love for the wafers saw a gourmet Kit Kat shop open in Tokyo last January, and they offer an endless supply of Kit Kat flavors ranging from roasted tea to red bean. At this point, pizza seems like the sanest option here.

kotaku.com “We tried adding ramen, but the broth made everything soggy.”

#6.  Wendy’s Snow Crab Burger

But say you’re in Japan and you desire a dining experience more upscale than candy perversions of Italian foodstuffs. Look no further than Wendy’s luxurious Snow Crab Burger, seen here posing with snowflakes as another crab gazes on, haunted and complicit.

foodbeast.com We’ll admit this is one of the more favorable outcomes of Wendy sharing her crabs with you.

Mind you, this isn’t a healthy seafood alternative to a cheeseburger. This is just a regular cheeseburger with a chunk of dead crustacean on top, making the entire sandwich look like an alien prostitute you’d find in Jabba the Hutt’s sex dungeon.

#5.  Haagen-Dazs Vegetable Ice Cream

On May 12, two new Haagen-Dazs flavors will hit Japanese convenience stores: cherry-tomato and carrot-orange. Other than the fact that each one is comprised of two healthy foods that share the same color, there’s no easy explanation why they would share a cylinder that people eat out of when they’re sad. Fingers crossed for asparagus-kiwi and potato-durian!

en.rocketnews24.com So we guess “Haagen-Dazs” actually means “self-loathing”?

#4.  The Attack on Titan Fries …

Attack on Titan is a popular graphically violent Japanese cartoon in which naked, genital-less giants eat humans and vomit them up for mysterious reasons. (It also had the most cock rock anime theme song this side of the Japanese X-Men.)

Naturally, this is the plot that inspired the Japanese chain Lotteria to offer meal specials so pornographic that their mere site would cause Caligula to smirk and fondle himself. First off, there’s the Attack on Titan bucket of fries, which is literally a 1,140-calorie bucket of fries.

gigazine.net Next: Attack on Your Heart

#3.  … and Burger

As for the meat, Lotteria is now offering three no-compromises new sizes: five patties, seven patties, and 10 patties. Each sandwich laughs at the diner, challenging you to wriggle on your belly, as you are no longer a human, but some undiscovered species of prehistoric slug that consists of but mouth, gut, and anus.

kotaku.com and Your Colon

#2.  Chocolate Fries

But that’s not even the craziest beef concoction Lotteria’s served up lately. This happened in February:

brandeating.com “Try it with onion rings too!”

Yes, the fries come with a chocolate dipping sauce, for all those times your ketchup isn’t sugary enough. Also, the sauce is served inside of a petite tart cup that you can eat once you’ve horked down two days’ worth of cacao-scented lipids. Some of you may be scoffing, “Whatever, dude, people have been dipping fries in milkshakes since the caveman days!” That’s true, but nobody ever pulls the following …

#1.  The Chocolate and Honey Mustard Grilled Chicken Burger

foodbeast.com The sweet chocolate flavor complements the tang of the mustard and your vomit.

Two things are notable about this burger. First, Lotteria combined honey mustard with chocolate, which is a sentence that hurts our duodena simply by typing. Second, this was a Valentine’s Day promotion, so anybody who ordered this was scheduling a hot date with hot diarrhea.
Sourced from:  http://www.cracked.com