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Why has Tesco shampoo turned my dog pink?

Twitter user @Adamstone341 winds up Tesco by claiming their shampoo turned his dog pink

Twitter user @Adamstone341 winds up Tesco by claiming their shampoo turned his dog pink

A dog owner left the world of Twitter tickled pink when he played a colourful prank on Tesco.

The man, known only as Adam, sent the supermarket giant a tweet saying he had a complaint about one of their products.

And he followed it up with a picture of his Labrador, its fur a garish shade of pink.

Hi @Tesco I’ve got a serious problem with one of your products I’ve recently purchased.

— Adam (@Adamstone341) January 5, 2015

That was accompanied by a shot of the store’s own brand Dog Shampoo with Adam asking: “Why on earth has your shampoo turned my dog pink?”

Bosses at the supermarket giant at first seemed confused, asking him to return the product with his receipt to the store he bought it from so they could investigate

However, a spokesman confirmed it was a wind-up and say they had been tickled by the prank which has so far been retweeted 14,000 times.

‘@Tesco Yes why on earth has your shampoo turned my dog pink? pic.twitter.com/VDlUDfdxt4

— Adam (@Adamstone341) January 5, 2015

It was also a hit with fellow twitter users.

One said: “To be fair he looks quite pleased with his new look.”

Another remarked: “It makes me so sad this isn’t real.”

@Adamstone341 That’s most concerning Adam, if you can return the product to store with your receipt we’ll investigate. Thanks, Dan.

— Tesco (@Tesco) January 5, 2015

A Tesco spokesman said: “This is certainly is a hair raising hoax.

“Tesco pet care sensitive dog shampoo is a great product and we can guarantee it’ll leave your pooch looking pretty but definitely not in pink.”

The store’s own Twitter accounts are well known for their own horseplay on the social networking site.

In October 2012 they had a well publicised ‘tweet-off’ with the phone company O2.

And last March they trolled the beleaguered Manchester United manager at the time, David Moyes, saying he “wouldn’t fit in” at the company as they were “award winners.”

Sourced from themirror.com

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Video Confused Woman Has a Rough Day at the Gas Station

It always sucks to pull your car into a gas station with the cap side accidentally facing away from the pump, but everyone’s done it, and it’s not hard to sympathize. Three times, though? How does that even happen?

The best part is that this driver seems genuinely surprised to find her gas cap hasn’t magically migrated to the right side of her car. The saddest part is that she might have kept going around forever if someone else hadn’t claimed the pump she was trying to use.

Sourced from Gawker.com

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Target Store Opens More than Three Checkout Lanes; Shoppers Confused

AUSTIN, TX—Shoppers used to waiting in long lines at a local Target store’s three open checkout lanes were baffled this Saturday when a fourth register was opened. “We all just stood there, staring at each other,” said Nina Martin, a mom of three who was fifth in line at Lane 26 in the Parmer/I-35 North location when the light for Lane 27 suddenly flashed on. “There were at least three people behind me and we all wanted to rush over there, but none of us did because we just couldn’t believe it.”

Store manager Nicholas Strong made the unprecedented decision to open a fourth register when the three lanes already in use became overrun by long lines of shoppers. “Of course we see a lot of back-up on a daily basis – with only three registers open every day, that’s a given. But today, it felt more congested,” Strong explained. “The lines were so long that carts were blocking other shoppers from getting through, and when two separate customers pulled out their old-timey checkbooks to pay, I knew I had to do something.”

The decision to open an additional register wasn’t implemented right away; it took Strong and his subordinates some time to select one lane from the 42 available. “It was hard to narrow it down,” says one staff member. “We all debated for a while before we finally agreed on the best lane to open.” Ultimately, they settled on Lane 27 because of its convenient place in sequence after Lanes 24, 25, and 26, which were already open per the store’s usual procedure. “Lane 27 just made the most sense, you know?” says Strong. “I mean, why make people walk all the way down to Lane 1 or Lane 45 when there’s a perfectly good register right next to them?”

Once the extra register’s light came on, it took stunned shoppers several minutes to understand that the lane was actually open, and the light’s activation hadn’t been some kind of electronic glitch. “It was mass confusion at first,” said another customer, who wished to remain anonymous. “Some people thought it was a mistake, but I just thought it was some kind of practical joke. I was all, ‘FOUR lanes open at Target? Come on! Where are the reality show cameras?’”

Even some staff members were slightly bewildered by the new situation. Lana Boucher, an employee in the store’s meat department, said, “There was a buzz around the place, for sure. I didn’t even think those other registers worked if it wasn’t Christmastime.”

Despite their initial mistrust, shoppers did eventually grasp the concept of an additional available register; and a new line gradually formed with relatively minimal disruption to business. “There was a little shoving at first, sure, but overall the results were really good,” Strong reports. “Once they understood that the lane was really open and we weren’t messing with their heads, almost all of our customers responded in a very positive way. I’m glad we took a chance and tried it.”

Still, Strong knows he might face some consequences for his decision. “I don’t know what will happen once corporate gets wind of this,” he admits. “New and progressive ideas are always a little scary to some of the higher-ups.”

Calls to Target corporate headquarters requesting a statement were not returned.

Sourced from musicalfruit.com