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10 Things Working in Retail Teaches You About Life

Retail jobs are almost a rite-of-passage for most style-conscious folks. It almost makes sense—you love clothes, so wouldn’t you love selling them too? It’s like the nerd who dreams of getting paid to work at the comic shop! Except the grim reality of the business is that well—it kind of sucks.

It’s not all bad. You have the opportunity to make new friends, get a sweet discount, and get a first-hand look at the clothing business. It may not be pretty, but you do learn some valuable lessons. These are 10 Things Working in Retail Teaches You About Life.

10. The customer is often wrong

The first rule of retail: good customer service doesn’t always mean ensuring the customer gets his or her way. No, just because one item was hanging on the sale rack does not mean it’s on sale. No, if an item has no price tag it is not free (and please, as a customer, save yourself some dignity and never make that joke). What you learn here is how to choose your battles and how to use common sense. Someone trying to return a shirt covered in deodorant stains with the price tag in the pocket and claims it’s “never been worn?” That’s cause for alarm. If someone just wants to make an exchange or get store credit for something they lost the receipt to, whatever.

9. There is absolutely nothing “in the back”

On the other side of the grass, behind every retail store is a gigantic warehouse full of wormholes to China. All it takes to get an item in a different size is a quick reach into these magical clothing portals and voila—there it is! Except you’ll learn fast that the back room is full of nothing but misanthropes and a super-gross toilet. The “office” is a bunch of cobbled together furniture from Bed, Bath, & Beyond and the computer management uses to keep track of sales and make the schedule is still running on Windows ’98.

8. You’ll sometimes have to clean up other people’s messes

When you work in retail, people are always fucking your shit up. You will pick up some amazing folding skills, only to see your perfect stacks get reduced to a huge pile of shirts by some asshole looking for size “doesn’t exist.” This doesn’t change when you get older. Sometimes a co-worker will forget to carry a zero on a spreadsheet, sometimes your boss will skip town with the secretary and leave you to meet with a huge client and warn you not to fuck it up. Just keep your cool. These things happen sometimes, and what you’ll come out of it with is grace under pressure.

7. The holidays are NOT the most wonderful time of the year

Working retail on the holidays is enough to make you consider telling your family “hey, maybe we shouldn’t even get each other presents this year, because I’ve seen the stores, and fuck that.” Or maybe not, and you’ll just think that all the mall madness is a necessary evil that justify the iPad underneath the tree (or on the last night of Hannukkah, whatever) this year. But perhaps, you’ll come to an understanding that “it’s the thought that counts” isn’t complete bullshit, because anyone willing to subject themselves to the hell that is the holiday retail season just may be a saint.

6. How to sugarcoat things like a pro

The thing about working in clothing is that if someone asks “do these skinny jeans make me look fat?” you can’t say “well actually, yeah. It looks like you’re smuggling two midgets out of the fitting room in your thighs.” As much as you may want to tell someone that they should maybe spend that hundred bucks on a gym membership, you learn to say things like “oh, our jeans run a little small, you might want to size up.” It’s almost like that movieInception… except just blatant lying.

5. Your discount shows you who your real friends are

Your friends are cool and all, but now that you get 30% off sneakers, expect a buttload of texts about whether or not you can hook them up with a new release. Some people will actually be decent and offer to do shit for you, like buy you a coffee or food in exchange for copping a T-shirt for them. Others are the worst, they’ll come into the store with their new jump-off and act offended when you don’t want to buy shit for someone you don’t know (strike 1)—and they had the gall to ask you to do it in front of your manager (strike 2), and then they want to pay with a card rather than give you cash (strike 3).

4. A little humility never hurt anyone

For the small percentage of people who are self-important pricks, the first shift of a retail job is enough to make them go “I am too good for this shit.” And usually you will never see them again. Here’s the thing though: everyone is too good for this shit. The first thing you leave at the door when you clock into a retail job is your dignity. You are initially saying “yes, please hire me to provide a service to other people.” You think it’s bad having one boss? Imagine having hundreds. That’s what customer service is like. And for most of us, it’s a humbling experience that teaches us that a little kindness and patience goes a long way… because chances are someone who was totally nice to you made your job a little easier.

3. People in the service industry deserve respect

Servers and bartenders are your kindred spirits. The work you do may be a little different, but oh, the assholes are entirely the same. Revel in your worst customer stories and enjoy the camaraderie of working a shitty job. At best, it’s only temporary and you’ll all soon move on to other things, and when you do, you will understand what it’s like, and you will tip well. At worst, meet your new drinking buddies. Because you will probably be drinking a lot. But on the bright side—drinks will be very, very cheap.

2. The world is full of dickheads

Here’s the thing about “nice people:” no one is nice 100% of the time. The littlest thing can cause “good” people to turn into complete and utter assholes. Someone cuts them off on the street, their cat has a gallstone, or maybe they just really have a stick up their ass. Sometimes, these people buy things, and they take their shitty attitude with them. Don’t let these types of people ruin your day. You can’t control that, and it’s a reality of life. Your best bet is to get them out of your life as soon as possible, so provided they’re not being overly hostile and making completely unreasonable demands, just put on your best shit-eating grin for a few minutes, get them out of the store, and then move on with your life.

1. What it means to actually “work” for your money

Perhaps the most valuable thing you learn from a retail job is what “work” actually is. Getting paid a little more than minimum wage to deal with people, fold clothes, and go through the living hell known as “inventory” once a year actually does a lot to teach you the value of a dollar. You start thinking things like “if I buy these shoes… that’s roughly 12 hours of work.” And maybe, just maybe, you become a little wiser with your money because of it

 

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20 Reasons Working Retail In The Summer Is The Worst

1. Summer nights are great…for staying at your store folding clothing.

You get to do a perfect fold, while everyone else is at a bar.

2. It’s 85 degrees out and a perfect summer day — time to hit the beach!! Except for you.

You get to stay inside and help other people pick out their beach clothing!

3. Every time it’s a federal holiday, most of your friends go away while you get to deal with crazy sales.

They’ll come back “refreshed” and you’ll still be under the pile of clothing from the Fourth of July sale.

4. Your 20% discount is useless because why would you buy summer clothing you can’t appreciate?

5. It’s really hot outside but you have to dress like it’s below 40 degrees because your store is that cold.

Leaving the house without at least one sweater and scarf means you’ll be a popsicle by noon.

6. Everyone has a nice summer tan, but you look like you haven’t seen the sun in over a year.

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By the time Halloween rolls around, you can dress up as a ghost without even trying.

7. You spend most of your paycheck on eating out for lunch just to try and get rid of your paleness.

Feeling the sun on your skin for thirty minutes is your version of laying on the beach.

8. Your floor manager is your best friend and worst enemy since they control your schedule.

The only thing you’ve seen grilled all summer is the floor manager grilling you.

9. Your friends keep asking you to day drink but that phrase has lost all meaning to you.

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And every time you can do something fun like that, it’s either always raining or your friends are busy.

10. While some like to sleep in on the weekends, you get to wake up at 9 a.m. for an early shift to do inventory.

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Nothing says “school’s out!” like still waking up at your normal hour.

11. “Happy hour” means getting out before midnight on a weekday.

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You’re even luckier if you’re in bed by one a.m.

12. Most of your friends complain about being SO BORED at home, while you’d give anything to be bored for one second.

Every time your manager finds you bored at work, you end up doing more cleaning at work than you do at home.

13. Your Instagram is full of other people going on vacation with their family, while you can’t remember the last time you were home for dinner.

Your parents have even stopped asking you what you want for dinner since you won’t be around.

14. Oh there’s a new video game? Have fun playing it for five minutes during your lunch break.

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It’s like having a Tamagotchi in elementary school all over again.

15. Free concerts? For you mean listening to the store’s summer playlist on repeat for the next three months.

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If you try really hard, it’s ALMOST like your own private show.

16. Some of your friends have planned a road trip but the only road you’ll be seeing is your commute to your job every day.

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“The road not taken” suddenly has new meaning and it means FOMO.

17. “Water fights” means someone’s clogged up the toilet again.

And guess who gets to clean it? YOU!

18. If you want to go camping or do any kind of outdoor activity, you have to make sure it’s planned at least a month in advance so you can request time off.

Otherwise, it’s like you asked to go kayaking an hour before calling out from work.

19. The only time you catch anything you want to watch on Netflix is during the bleak ten minutes when you first get home work.

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Your eyes are telling you to go to sleep but you keep going anyways.

20. While your friends are enjoy the sweet smell of freedom and sea salt at the beach, you’re stuck inhaling the cologne from Hollister.

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The smell follows you home even if you never entered the store.

But even though you’ll be spending your summer indoors, you’ll be making money to enjoy someday!

You can do it — only one more month!

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10 Things Your Retail Clerk Won’t Tell You

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Holiday shopping is stressful. Between stores crowded with hoards of gift-getters and the quest for the perfect present, anyone is bound to get a little anxious. But shoppers aren’t the only ones under pressure—retail clerks have their fair share of grievances to endure, especially when shoppers aren’t on their best behavior. We talked to sale associates across the country to find out what they’re really thinking about your shopping habits, plus got their insider tips on how to score the best deals.

1. Being rude won’t help you save money. 
Aside from the bad karma that comes from being discourteous to well-meaning salespeople, your rude attitude might actually cost you special deals and discounts. “If customers treat me badly, I’ll withhold information that can give them access to discounts,” says Freeman Hall, author ofRetail Hell: How I Sold My Soul to the Store. He recalls a shopping trip to Macy’s during which he struck up a pleasant conversation with the cashier, who surprised him with a 20-percent-off coupon from a secret stash. “If I had been snippy to her, that’s the last thing she would have done.”

2. Don’t re-hang clothes if you aren’t going to do it properly. 
While a pigsty of a dressing room is the bane of any salesperson’s existence, your well-meaning attempts to tidy up may not actually be that helpful. “It’s nice when people hang dressing room items back up, but please do it right-side out! Otherwise, why bother hanging them up at all?” asks Brooke, a former retail associate from Los Angeles. Clothing that’s hung inside out will take a fitting room attendant twice as long to hang properly. Instead, return items neatly to the fitting room attendant so she can properly hang or fold them to ensure they get back on the floor faster. “The more organized you are, the more organized we can be so that you can find your size right away,” says Tammy, a retail associate from Joplin, Missouri.

3. Respect closing time. 
Strolling into a store minutes before it’s scheduled to close is fine, as long as you browse quickly and leave. But if you know the clock is ticking, “Do you really need to try on seven outfits and keep the staff waiting?” asks Rachel, a sales associate from Joplin, Missouri. “Like you, we have lives and families to get back to.” On the flip side, you’ll find the most chipper—and patient—salespeople early in the day. “Shop in the morning to get good service,” says Freeman. “The employees have just had their coffee and are most alert then.”

4. Give us a chance to help you. 
According to Freeman, the minute he says “hello” to shoppers, many snap back with: “I’m just looking!” “I’m like, well, I’m just saying hello,” he says. “So many people will automatically assume that every salesperson is aggressive.” But often that overly attentive salesperson is really just trying to help. According to Robert, a store manager in Joplin, Missouri, “Not everyone works on commission. For the most part, stores in the mall are staffed by hourly-paid salespeople who just love the idea of helping you out and making you feel good.” And as Heather, a retail associate from Joplin, Missouri puts it: “If you want to be left alone, shop online.”

5. Want to make a return? Play by the rules! 
“People should take note of the store’s return policy, which is usually in plain sight or on the back of their receipt,” says Brooke. “It’s frustrating dealing with people who try to return things without a receipt and throw a fit when they find out their item has gone on sale and they won’t receive a full refund.” Freeman hates it when shoppers lie about their returned goods. Having worked at Nordstrom, which is known for its lax return policy, he says people would attempt to return items that they’d clearly been using for years—all without receipts. Don’t take advantage of a store just because it has great customer service. (But if you did happen to lose your receipt, consider making your return the week after Christmas. According to Freeman, many stores plan for a high volume of exchanges then, so they tend to be more lenient with their policies.)

6. If you’re looking for good service, come to the store instead of calling. 
“The customer standing in front of you is always going to take priority over the one on the phone, so if your matter is urgent, come to the store to get better service,” says Elizabeth, a former retail associate from Los Angeles. Marissa, a retail associate from San Diego, gets particularly annoyed when customers call and try to shop over the phone. “If you’re looking for that many things, just come in!” she says.

7. Head to the back of each department for the best deals. 
Sale items are rarely stocked near the entrance of a store, because they want you looking at the full-priced items first. “At the back of each department you’ll find the clearance rack or a sale table,” says Freeman. “Look there first and work your way into the regular-priced merchandise. During sales, many items on clearance racks will also be additionally discounted.”

8. Save your cell phone calls for another time. 
Just because you consider waiting in line to be a great time to catch up with your best friend, remember that you could be slowing down the rest of the line as well as getting on the nerves of everyone around you. “Especially during holiday season, store lines are long and customers tend to get impatient,” says Olivia, a former retail associate from New York City. “If you’re on your cell phone you’ll be distracted, which adds to the problem and holds up the line.”

9. You might be able to score coupons, but don’t count on random discounts. 
Store employees sometimes have access to special discount codes or coupons they might bestow upon kind customers, but don’t count on them to change the prices of items at will. For most stores, sales are a company-wide decision, not a personal favor. “This business exists to make a profit,” says Jordan, a retail associate from Little Rock, Arkansas. “Don’t try to bargain with me—try a flea market instead.”

10. We aren’t babysitters. 
Letting your kids run rampant around the store while you shop will only vex the salespeople—they aren’t paid to care for your child while you shop. “Teach your children how to act in public. Our job is to help you look good, not clean up after you,” says Sonny, a retail associate from St. Louis. Brynn, a former retail associate from New York City, adds, “The dressing room is not for stroller storage, nor is it a childcare center.”

 

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