13 Of The Dumbest Customer Complaints Of All Time -


13 Of The Dumbest Customer Complaints Of All Time

A recent Reddit thread asked retail employees to reveal their worst customer complaints of all time.

Here are some of the best answers.

1. The casino customers evading a loan shark. 

“I used to work security at a casino and a man and woman came up to me and told me there was a man following them. I asked if they knew him and they replied, ‘Yeah he’s the loan shark we borrowed $2500 from 2 weeks ago.'” 

Needless to say they were escorted safely to their car then barred for a year.”dwar0

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2. The shoplifter who accused employees of harassment. 

“A guy accused me of harassing him because I kicked him out of the store after the third time he stole from us. He then called the cops…”Merry_Bastard

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3. The garden customer who was concerned the plants were wet. 

“At a garden center. ‘Some of your plants are wet.'”ZarquonsFlatTire

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4. The customer who didn’t understand what a bank was. 

“I work at a bank inside of a grocery store. The customer was very upset that they couldn’t buy their toilet paper and Doritos at the teller window.”Dardeutschbag

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5. The woman who gave hot wings to her baby. 

“Worked in a sandwich/wing place several years ago. Had a woman order hot wings for delivery. After they were delivered, she called raging that ‘those hot wings made my baby cry!’ The manager politely offered to send her mild instead…”mrszoso

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6. The woman who complained about getting more for less. 

“We ran out of medium sized fountain drink cups at the place I work at, so we were giving out large ones instead for the price of a medium. A lady flipped out and demanded that she get the drink for free since it wasn’t the size that she wanted.”might_be_a_bird

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7. The shareholder who didn’t understand how quarters work. 

“I once had a shareholder complain that they only got their quarterly statement every three months.” –JLSaun

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8. The coffee customer who didn’t want foam in their cappuccino. 

“This cappuccino feels like it’s half foam!”erzatzkwisatz

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9. The girl who wanted portobello and got mushrooms. 

“I work in a burger joint. One particular evening I had a table of college kids. A blonde girl orders one of our specialty burgers, the ‘portobello and swiss’. Awhile later I get the food dropped off and when I’m checking back on them the blonde, visibly upset, is demanding a different sandwich. I ask if there’s something wrong and she tells me her burger has mushrooms on it.”ShotRodner

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10. The woman who confronted a lifeguard over why her child couldn’t swim in the deep end.

“Lady: ‘Why wont you let my child swim in the deep end?’ Me: ‘Because she cant swim.'”vilwildcats

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11. The customer who had no patience for hot food. 

“This food is too hot. I’d like it replaced with cooler food.”markko79

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12. The woman who wanted gas station workers to pay for her clumsiness. 

“A woman managed to spill gasoline all over herself at the gas station I worked at and demanded we pay for new clothing.”Kowzorz

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13. The customer who went to an Italian restaurant but didn’t want the cuisine.

“I worked at an Italian Restaurant and received a complaint that we didn’t have a burger and fries option on the menu.” FreeSoloing


Sourced from businessinsider.com

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