RETAIL HORROR STORIES THAT WILL MAKE YOU REGRET HUMANITY
In 2011, an Oklahoma woman, who could’ve been very attractive if not for biker’s coffee, spent six hours making meth in a Walmart. Alisha Halfmoon, 45, claims she couldn’t afford the ingredients, and employees found her mixing sulfuric acid and lighter fluid in a water bottle. Side note: “meth Walmart” yields 1.8 million search results.Woman Gets Superglued to Home Depot Toilet Seat
It took paramedics an hour to free Illyanna De La Keur from this precarious (and hilarious) predicament. Pranksters allegedly tampered with the bowls. Using WD-40, they were able to loosen her, and she suffered ripped skin and wounds. Video footage shows a cool lady who found it humorous.
Woman Pulls Gun After Walmart Denies $1 Coupon
In yet another tale in the virtual encyclopedia that is Walmart hijinks, Mary Frances Alday, 61, of Crawfordville, Florida, tried to use a printed $1 coupon. The clerk refused, explaining printed coupons are invalid. Then she brandished a gun. Calling the clerk a bitch and threatening murder, Alday waved around her Smith & Wesson .38 until she was tasered by the police.
Man Lives In Toys ‘R’ Us for Six Months
Fugitive Jeffrey Manchester hid in a Charlotte Toys ‘R’ Us for half a year in 2004. The church-goer and seasonal Easter bunny built a 4-by-10 cell out of sheetrock behind the bike display. He dined on baby food, and even put posters and a basketball hoop in his quarters. Police rearrested him after they found his fingerprint on a spray can. Five points for carpentry skills.
Woman Steals Python and Drunkenly Crashes Into Firehouse
A Long Island woman wandered hammered into a Petco and stole a snake. A little later, firefighters found Sarah Espinosa, 22, with the boa around her neck after she collided into the fire station. Police booked her on reckless endangerment, DUI, possession of marijuana and petit larceny.
Grown Men Rob Girl Scouts and Face Brownie Wrath