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13 Things Sales Associates Absolutely Hate Hearing

1. “I see that this sale item is ripped/broken/torn to shreds. How much of a discount do I get?”
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Girl, why do you think it’s on SALE?

2. “Oh! What time do you close?”

13 Things Sales Associates Absolutely Hate Hearing

NOW BITCH.

3. “And how’s your day going?”

13 Things Sales Associates Absolutely Hate Hearing

Actually my feet kill and that sweater you’re holding? I’ve hung it up 50 times in one hour.

4. “I left all the clothes I tried on on top of another pile of clothes/ on that chair/ somewhere they are not supposed to be.”

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Simply, thank you. No one else is following the posted Dressing Room rules, why should you?

5. “Oh… You don’t look like you work here.”

13 Things Sales Associates Absolutely Hate Hearing

…………..

6. *Sees customer mess up rack immediately after finger spacing it*

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I’ve been physically close to doing this.

7. “You work here right? Can you start me a fitting room?”

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I mean…… don’t you wanna look around a little more?

8. “Just to let you know, my kid just dropped their cheerios/ juice/ gum all over the floor.

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Sorry? Do I look like a maid?

9. “Can you go down to back stock and check to see if you have this size?”

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No.

10. “Why are the clothes so ugly this season?”

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I couldn’t tell ya. I don’t make the clothes, and I hardly sell them.

11. “I used to have a retail job a lot like yours…”

13 Things Sales Associates Absolutely Hate Hearing

Oh… let me stop you right there, so you can answer this one question: How many fucks does it look like I give?

12. “It’s their job to clean up after us.”

13 Things Sales Associates Absolutely Hate Hearing

Do. Not. Engage.

13. “You must love your job.”

13 Things Sales Associates Absolutely Hate Hearing

HAHAHA no.

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