10 weird frozen foods for only the bravest diners

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March 6 is National Frozen Food Day — a day to honor the warriors of the lazy person’s kitchen that tragically never quite receive the respect they deserve.

You can heat up a pizza in a matter of minutes instead of waiting for unreliable delivery or provide snacks at your parties without cooking for your ungrateful friends. Frozen food is simply a miracle.

But sometimes the people responsible for keeping your impatient stomach full fly a little too close to the sun. Check out these questionable frozen foods, and then maybe make some evening plans away from your microwave.

1. Eggo Fruit Pizza

Breakfast pizza, in theory, is a great idea. But Eggo’s parfait on flatbread kind of misses the point. What about cheese?

Image: Kellog
2. Bob’s Pickle Pops

Pickle pops might actually be genius. No complaints here.

Image: Bob’s Pickle Pops
3. Haagen-Dazs Vegetable Ice Cream

In 2014, Haagen-Dazs unveiled carrot- and tomato-flavored ice cream in Japan. There are currently no plans to release the ice cream in the United States, but never give up hope.

Image: Haagan-Dazs
4. Kraft Bagel-fuls

A bagel is a sacred thing. Getting the right cream cheese ratio and optimal level of toasting is a delicate balance and Bagel-fuls don’t seem up to the task of bagel dream fulfillment. Bagel Bites continue to dominate the frozen-bagel-snack market.

Image: Kraft
5. Lowrey’s Microwave Pork Rinds

You may be skeptical, but the hundreds of 5 star reviews on Amazon disagree.

Image: Lowrey’s
6. Jimmy Dean Pancakes and Sausage on a Stick

If the chocolate chips are not to your liking, you can also buy sausage on a stick wrapped in plain or blueberry pancakes.

Image: Jimmy Dean
7. Luvo Steel-Cut Oatmeal With Quinoa & Mixed Fruits

Frozen oatmeal is totally necessary.
8. Findus Crispy Pancakes

You might be thinking that these are not pancakes at all, but off-brand Hot Pockets. That’s true, but there’s more to the story. Findus’ meat is sourced from a company under investigation for passing off horse meat as beef, so really, they’re like a fun mystery.

Image: Findus
9. Evol Street Tacos

There’s a great deal of satisfaction in finding a taco truck right when hunger strikes. So why not try to recreate that euphoria from the comfort of your own home, by keeping “street” tacos in your freezer?

Image: Evol
10. Guy Fieri Old Skool Pizza Egg Rolls

Old skool pizza egg rolls – you know, just like your grandma used to make.

No list of questionable food products would be complete without a nod to Guy Fieri, a fearless warrior constantly pushing the limits of things that are okay to put in your body.

Image: Guy Fieri

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