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18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food

We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the most horrifying thing they’ve ever found in their fast food. Here are the grotesque results.

Nickelodeon

1. Submitted by Trisha C. Mokosh (Facebook)

“I found a spider in my sandwich, and it was still moving. That was about 35 years ago. Have never gone back.”

18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food
Magnolia Pictures

2. Submitted by Emilyk33

“I’ll never forget it: I found a half-smoked Marlboro cigarette in my fries.”

18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food
Paramount Pictures

3. Submitted by Pakinui Berryman (Facebook)

“Found a ginger pube in my garden salad.”

18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food
FOX

4. Submitted by Morgan Bredde (Facebook)

“My brother found a lung in his food. Brought it to school for extra credit.”

18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food
Bravo

5. Submitted by Kate Fischer (Facebook)

“When I was 10 I bit into my burger and crunched down on something hard and then spat it out into my hand. It was a bolt – like, of nuts and bolts. I can still remember the look on the manager’s face when we showed her. They gave me free ice cream for a year.”

18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food
NBC

6. Submitted by Joanna Briggs (Facebook)

“I found shards of glass in my salad.”

18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food
20th Century Fox

7. Submitted by Carla Takako Capers (Facebook)

“There was a tooth in my fries.”

18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food
CNN

8. Submitted by Ashley Breiland (Facebook)

“I didn’t quite finish a salad that I had ordered, so I took the leftovers home. My boyfriend started to eat it and stopped all the sudden and pulled a chunk of a razor out of his mouth. We took it back to the place, and they were good enough to admit that a piece of the chopper they use for lettuce broke off and matched the piece that he had bit in to. Thankfully he chewed carefully that day.”

18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food
Fox

9. Submitted by Marion Chase (Facebook)

“I was once served a roast beef sandwich with a live worm inside.”

18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food
Fox

10. Submitted by victoriaf404ce7f44

“I was eating out once, and we brought the food home – I was only about 6, and it was when they had newly introduced their popcorn chicken. I bit right into a staple – a big one that, like, holds carpeting in place. I am now a vegetarian.”

18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food
BBC

11. Submitted by Madison Elaine Hurtado (Facebook)

“One time I found a fake nail in my fettuccine Alfredo pasta.”

18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food
WWE

12. Submitted by Roni Johnson (Facebook)

“The last time my husband and I went for fast food, there was a pube sticking straight up out of my mashed potatoes. It was like it had been placed there, as opposed to it just maybe falling in somehow.”

18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food
Disney

13. Submitted by Christy Casper (Facebook)

“About 15 years ago at a fast food place in Michigan, my grandma’s sausage biscuit came with a wad of hair, as if someone emptied their hairbrush onto the food.”

18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food
Fox

14. Submitted by Abriana Marie Thompson (Facebook)

“A lady I know once found rubber gloves in her burger.”

18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food
Fox

15. Submitted by pieclops

“When I was 7 I went to a fast food place with my grandma, minding my own business, not asking for any trouble. I ordered my chicken nuggets, bit in, and BAM, there was a TOOTH inside my freaking nugget I never ate a chicken nugget again.”

18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food
Focus Features

16. Submitted by Mariah Masell (Facebook)

“I found a wood chip in my taco once. That was pretty gross.”

18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food
Fox

17. Submitted by DeAnna Hall (Facebook)

“When I was a little child, my family and I went to out for fast food. Something told me to open my burger before eating it, and when I did I found a wad of chewed up gum right smack in the middle of it.”

18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food
TLC

18. Submitted by Julie Lynch (Facebook)

“My husband once bought a pie from a milk bar in Melbourne, and when he bit into it he saw that it was full of maggots.”

18 Horrifying Things People Have Found In Their Fast Food
Disney
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What Every Server Thinks During Every Shift

Pabak Sarkar
Pabak Sarkar
  1. Alright, it’s a Friday… it’s going to be a good night.
  2. Wait; there are only 90 on the books?
  3. Our first reservation isn’t until 6:45…
  4. Alright, I guess I’ll polish.
  5. Why are there 10 waiters on right now?
  6. I’m glad I’m the only one polishing…
  7. No, it’s cool, we only have a pooled house… it’s fine that I’ll make no money tonight.
  8. I’m hungry…
  9. Would it be entirely inappropriate to drink before our tables get here?
  10. The bartender looks hot tonight… (editors note: this applies if it’s a male or female bartender)
  11. I wish I were the bartender… they don’t have to pool their tips…
  12. Alright, it’s 6:00….
  13. SOMEONE JUST PARKED IN THE LOT… yes!
  14. I’m still hungry…
  15. Oh, no… it’s an old couple…
  16. Ill let someone else take that table…
  17. At least we have a party of 12 coming in…
  18. I’m so bored.
  19. Do I have a table yet?
  20. Every other section has a table but me…
  21. Thank god we pool tips; at this rate I’ll make nothing
  22. I’m still hungry…
  23. I’m just going to eat one roll…
  24. I’m just going to have ONE MORE roll…
  25. Why did the hostess just double seat me…
  26. There’s 40 other open tables in other sections…
  27. Does she have a vendetta against me?
  28. No, no! DO NOT BRING THOSE OLD PEOPLE TO MY SECTION
  29. Oh, you dirty bitch… what is this mind game you’re playing with me, HOSTESS?
  30. Time to put on the fake smile and talk to people
  31. Oh, okay… you need another moment, let me just go to another tab… oh, you just want me to stand here while you make up your mind.. cool
  32. So, you want the porterhouse for 4, even though there’s only 2 of you?
  33. Yes? Okay, I’ll bring out a whole cow for you.
  34. Okay, time for the old people…
  35. Oh, you can’t hear me? Well, I’m talking AS LOUD AS I CAN WITHOUT DISTRUBING THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT
  36. So, you want the chopped salad, but without cucumbers, peppers, avocado, and tomato… and no dressing?
  37. So, you just want cheese and lettuce?
  38. IS THAT HOSTESS COMING TO MY SECTION WITH A FIVE TOP?
  39. SHE IS LUCKY “THE PURGE” IS JUST A MOVIE BECAUSE SHE WOULD BE FIRST ON MY LIST
  40. I really like her outfit though.
  41. Ugh, it’s so unfair that she gets to wear such cute outfits and here I am in this frumpy waiters uniform
  42. I need a cigarette.
  43. Did she just bring CHILDREN INTO MY SECTION
  44. I fucking hate children
  45. Oh, no ma’am… it’s totally okay that your child just threw a French fry at my face with ketchup on it… Maybe he’ll be a baseball player with that aim! Haha… not.
  46. Maybe, instead of handing your kid an iPad and ignoring it all day, YOU CAN TEACH IT SOME MANNERS
  47. Seriously, cut my eggs out now because I do not want to be like those people.
  48. Oh fuck, my food is up for table 45… I’ll just let the runner bring it out.
  49. Oh, woops, I forgot to ring in their second drink… I’ll do it in a second…
  50. Let me see how their meal is…
  51. Well, miss, you ordered a filet WELL DONE… of course there’s no “red”
  52. I’ll get you another one.
  53. Great, now my manager is going to assume that I fucked it up, even though I didn’t… fucking people suck
  54. CAN EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN FOR A SECOND AND LET ME CATCH MY BREATH
  55. How is one human expected to take care of 8 tables at once when they’re all on the same fucking part of the meal?!
  56. Oh, you need more bread? Really? You NEED more bread? You know whoneeds bread, sir? THE STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA NOT YOUR OVERWEIGHT ASS.
  57. Let me check on table 56…
  58. Sir, is everything okay with your salad? Oh… you don’t eat pork? Well, the description of the salad does say it has bacon bits in it…. I’ll just get you a new one.
  59. WHO THE DIRTY FUCK ORDERS A SALAD WITH BACON BITS IN IT IF THEY DON’T EAT PORK
  60. Fuck this.
  61. I hate people.
  62. Oh, table 90 is really sweet though.
  63. Old people are so cute.
  64. They left me 12%…
  65. Thank god we pool tips!
  66. I’m so sweaty.
  67. Like, it’s not normal to sweat this much.
  68. I haven’t peed in 6 hours
  69. MY LAST TABLE IS ON DESSERTS
  70. I might actually get to go out tonight with friends…
  71. Alright.. it’s 10:56…the kitchen is closing in 4 minutes…
  72. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!DO. NOT. SEAT. THAT. COUPLE.
  73. Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuu, hostesss!
  74. GUESS I’M NOT GOING OUT TONIGHT
  75. Whatever, at least now I won’t have to do the side work.. there’s 9 other people who can do it.
  76. Of course there’s no one else in the dining room… our restaurant is closed
  77. Oh, haha, no, of course you’re not holding me up for anything important.
  78. It’s not like I’m a human being or anything, assfuck.
  79. God, I’m exhausted.
  80. For god sakes, how long does it take to eat a salad?!
  81. If that girl has another Cosmo I’m more than positive she’s going to die.. She’s like 45 pounds wet… and, ate one lettuce leaf…. I can’t serve her again
  82. …. Alcohol does bring up the tab though….
  83. No, I can’t… I have to have some sort of moral compass…
  84. Oh, you want another drink… okay!
  85. What’s one more drink going to do?
  86. AMENNNNN! They are leaving! It’s only midnight… I can still go out…
  87. You know what… I’m just exhausted… I’m going to go home and sleep
  88. ::texts friends::
  89. I don’t understand why they don’t want to hang out on Monday! Oh, because they have “work the next day”… god, everyone’s getting so old.
  90. I made $250 for 5 hours of work… No complaints here.

Sourced from thoughtcatalog.com

 

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Snake Pops Out Of A Cabinet At Lowe’s Bites Customer On The Head

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Imagine you’re hanging out in a nice, dry, safe room away from all the worries of the world. Suddenly, someone throws a door open to the big, scary world. Wouldn’t you want to bite that interloper right on the head? If you were a snake, totally, as one surprised Lowe’s customer found out after accidentally intruding on a snake’s privacy in the store.

A customer shopping at a Lowe’s store in Mississippi got a bite on the head over the weekend, after opening a cabinet and finding a chicken snake passing the time inside, the police chief told The Clarion-Ledger.

WTVA reported that the snake jumped out at that time to take a snap at the shopper.

Though a customer was taken to a local hospital, there was no further information about the shopper’s condition or details the incident from police, though a Lowe’s spokesperson did acknowledge the incident had occurred.

“All I can share is that we’re currently investigating the incident,” she said.

Chicken snakes (also known as black rat snakes, corn snakes or pilot snakes) are nonvenemous, and are usually between three and five feet long. When they aren’t nibbling on people’s heads from a cabinet, they dine on rodents and birds for the most part.

*Thanks for the tip, Joe!

Sourced from consumerist