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Man renews Asda contract, Twitter goes mad

Very happy to announce that i’ve renewed my contract with asda and will continue working weekends for the near future

It’s an actual good news story. Bow down.

You never know what’s going to go viral on twitter, and we’re pretty sure Andrew Paterson didn’t think this tweet was going to get nearly as much love as it has.

The university student, who renewed his contract to work part time at Asda on weekends, posted a celebratory tweet in the style of a newly signed football player.

And just a day later it has over 3,000 retweets (and counting).

Andrew’s timeline has since been flooded with people from all over the country offering their congratulations.

And we’d like to join them. Good going Andrew!

 

Sourced from Metro.co.uk

 

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25 Menu Items That Will Make You Say “Thanks, But I’ve Already Eaten”

1.

This gives a whole new meaning to “baby food.”

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2.

That’s not mayo in your tuna sandwich.

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3.

I believe we call that “phlegm.”

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4.

The good news is that it’s the cheapest item on the menu.

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5.

This dish is positively electrifying.

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6.

This certainly isn’t helping the reputation of cucumbers.

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7.

Honesty is not always the best policy.

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8.

The couple that stays together gets sacrificed together.

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9.

Mmmm, tastes just like chicken digest byproduct!

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10.

They did what to my sweet and sour chicken?!

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11.

I’m suddenly very, very hungry.

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12.

Wait, what exactly is in there?!

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13.

If you think font choice isn’t important, think again.

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14.

Just your average hospital eatery.

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15.

“Excuse me, this one is extremely undercooked.”

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16.

This restaurant gives you the opportunity to buy your anti-diarrhea pills ahead of time.

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17.

They serve both thighs and breasts.

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18.

The Long Island Ice Tea is the only selection making me doubt that this is actually a porn menu.

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19.

Thanks, but I’ll do my devil-worshiping at a far more reasonable price.

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20.

Further proof that everything tastes better after being put in a deep-fryer.

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21.

With a little bit of salt and ketchup, you almost forget that you’re actually eating cardboard.

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22.

As it turns out, birds aren’t the only animals that regurgitate their food for their young.

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23.

Something tells me that this is the stuff they put on those tuna sandwiches.

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24.

If your date orders you one of these, throw it on their face and leave immediately.

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Cop rushed to hospital after drinking McDonald’s iced tea laced with heavy duty CLEANING FLUID

An Indianapolis cop stopped at a local McDonald’s to grab an iced tea before going on shift

After taking a big gulp his throat started to burn down into his chest and he spit out the tea 

He became violently ill and was taken to hospital where he stayed overnight before having an endoscopy the next day

Poison control determined the tea contained a heavy duty degreaser

The owner of the McDonald’s restaurant has said ‘We take this claim very seriously and are looking into the matter’

On the night of the incident the manager offered him another tea

A clean-living Indianapolis cop wound up in hospital after taking a gulp of iced tea that turned out to be contaminated with cleaning chemicals.

Before going on shift on Saturday night at about 10pm, Reserve Officer Paul Watkins stopped at an Indianapolis McDonald’s for a self-serve tea.

As usual he filled his cup half with unsweetened tea, but before filling the rest with sweet tea he noticed the tea looked dark.

He took the lid off the dispenser but decided that all seemed OK.

‘He filled his cup and took a big gulp and immediately his throat started burning down into his chest,’ his wife Jerilyn told ABC News.

Before going on shift on Saturday night, Reserve Officer Paul Watkins, pictured with his wife Jerilyn, stopped at a West Indianapolis McDonald’s for a self-serve tea, and ended up becoming violently ill

After he spit out the tea and told staff, the manager explained that employees had put cleaning liquid into the dispenser but had forgotten to put a cup over the nozzle

Watkins spit out the tea and immediately told staff at the counter that something was wrong.

The manager explained that employees had put cleaning liquid into the dispenser but had forgotten to put a cup over the nozzle, according to Jerilyn.

Jerilyn was not with him at the time but he called her from his police car, told her the story, and said he felt as though he just drank bleach.

Officer Watkins then became violently ill.

He called the police station and poison control, who determined that the tea dispenser was filled with a heavy duty degreasing chemical, according to the police report.

Watkins spent the night at IU Health Methodist Hospital and underwent an endoscopy the next day.

He still has problems swallowing, experiences a burning sensation in his throat, and is concerned about the long-term effects of having ingested chemicals.

‘My husband has never drank, never smoked, never done drugs,’ said Jerilyn. ‘This is just insane.’

Officer Watkins is concerned about the long term effects of ingesting the chemicals. ‘My husband has never drank, never smoked, never done drugs,’ said his wife Jerilyn

Poison Control determined that the tea dispenser was filled with a heavy duty degreasing chemical, according to the police report of the incident

McDonald’s has its own brand of degreaser solution for cleaning its restaurants

Elizabeth Henry, the owner of the McDonald’s on 38th Street where Watkins was served, issued a statement: ‘Serving my customers safe, high quality food and beverages is a top priority at our restaurants. We take this claim very seriously and are looking into the matter.’

A similar incident occurred at a McDonald’s in Muncie, Indiana, in 2013. A teenager has since filed a law suit, to which McDonald’s must respond by the end of March.

Sam Jacobs, Watkins’ lawyer, has said that he has not yet filed a law suit on his client’s behalf and hopes that he is able to work out something with McDonald’s before doing so.

‘He never wants this to happen to anybody else,’ Jacobs said.

Referring to the night of the incident, Jacobs said: ‘The irony of this all was that manager asked Paul if he wanted another cup or glass of tea and told one of the employees, “Hey, get this guy another tea”.’

Sourced fromm dailymail.co.uk