1. “Do you work here?”

Well I AM wearing a uniform AND a name tag AND I’m standing behind a register / stocking shelves. So yes, yes I do.

2. “You don’t have it?! Fine. I’m going to Coles / Woolworths / Aldi / some other competitor.”

Also applicable: “I can get that cheaper somewhere else.”

3. “Hey we’re really busy can you come back from your lunch break early.”

***I would loooooooooove to****

4. “You’ve been working there HOW long?!”

THIS ISN’T MY DREAM! I HAVE PLANS!

5. “The customer is always right.”

But what if they’re wrong?

6. “I know you’re closing but I’ll only be a second!”

I do not care.

7. “Have a good weekend!”

I work weekends.

8. “Can’t you just look it up on your computer???!”

That’s not how it works.

10. “Where’s the bathroom?”

We either don’t have one, or there are signs LITERALLY EVERYWHERE telling you where they are.

11. “Is that your real name?”

Yes. And it’s on my nametag. Because it’s my name. That’s how it works.

12. “It says I have to swipe my card again…Should I swipe again?”

Yes.

13. “How do you keep that smile on ALL DAY!?”

14. “Why don’t you have this?”

Because you want it. That’s why.

15. “What’dya mean I need the coupon? I don’t have the coupon!”

Well then.
You.
Don’t.
Get.
The Deal.

16. “Y’know the .99 is just a trick. They say $15.99 but really you’re paying $16.”

Yes. I know. Everyone knows.

Sourced from buzzfeed.com