16 Things All Woolworths / Coles Workers Hate Hearing

1. “Do you work here?”

16 Things All Woolworths / Coles Workers Hate Hearing
Disney

Well I AM wearing a uniform AND a name tag AND I’m standing behind a register / stocking shelves. So yes, yes I do.

2. “You don’t have it?! Fine. I’m going to Coles / Woolworths / Aldi / some other competitor.”

16 Things All Woolworths / Coles Workers Hate Hearing
Castlerock Records

Also applicable: “I can get that cheaper somewhere else.”

3. “Hey we’re really busy can you come back from your lunch break early.”

16 Things All Woolworths / Coles Workers Hate Hearing
Morgan Creek Productions

***I would loooooooooove to****

4. “You’ve been working there HOW long?!”

"You've been working there HOW long?!"

Universal Pictures

THIS ISN’T MY DREAM! I HAVE PLANS!

5. “The customer is always right.”

16 Things All Woolworths / Coles Workers Hate Hearing
HBO

But what if they’re wrong?

6. “I know you’re closing but I’ll only be a second!”

16 Things All Woolworths / Coles Workers Hate Hearing

I do not care.

7. “Have a good weekend!”

16 Things All Woolworths / Coles Workers Hate Hearing
CW

I work weekends.

8. “Can’t you just look it up on your computer???!”

16 Things All Woolworths / Coles Workers Hate Hearing
Warner Bros.

That’s not how it works.

9. “Can you do this any cheaper?”

HBO

HBO

HBO

Oh yeah! Let me just call up Mr.Woolworths or Mr.Coles and get them to do me a solid by making everything cheaper for you in your crazy fairyland fantasy.

10. “Where’s the bathroom?”

16 Things All Woolworths / Coles Workers Hate Hearing

We either don’t have one, or there are signs LITERALLY EVERYWHERE telling you where they are.

11. “Is that your real name?”

16 Things All Woolworths / Coles Workers Hate Hearing
Warner Bros.

Yes. And it’s on my nametag. Because it’s my name. That’s how it works.

12. “It says I have to swipe my card again…Should I swipe again?”

16 Things All Woolworths / Coles Workers Hate Hearing
Paramount

Yes.

13. “How do you keep that smile on ALL DAY!?”

16 Things All Woolworths / Coles Workers Hate Hearing

14. “Why don’t you have this?”

16 Things All Woolworths / Coles Workers Hate Hearing
HBO

Because you want it. That’s why.

15. “What’dya mean I need the coupon? I don’t have the coupon!”

16 Things All Woolworths / Coles Workers Hate Hearing
AMC

Well then.
You.
Don’t.
Get.
The Deal.

16. “Y’know the .99 is just a trick. They say $15.99 but really you’re paying $16.”

16 Things All Woolworths / Coles Workers Hate Hearing

Yes. I know. Everyone knows.

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