16 Things All Woolworths / Coles Workers Hate Hearing
1. “Do you work here?”
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Well I AM wearing a uniform AND a name tag AND I’m standing behind a register / stocking shelves. So yes, yes I do.
2. “You don’t have it?! Fine. I’m going to Coles / Woolworths / Aldi / some other competitor.”
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Also applicable: “I can get that cheaper somewhere else.”
3. “Hey we’re really busy can you come back from your lunch break early.”
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***I would loooooooooove to****
4. “You’ve been working there HOW long?!”
THIS ISN’T MY DREAM! I HAVE PLANS!
5. “The customer is always right.”
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But what if they’re wrong?
7. “Have a good weekend!”
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I work weekends.
8. “Can’t you just look it up on your computer???!”
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That’s not how it works.
9. “Can you do this any cheaper?”
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HBO
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HBO
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HBO
Oh yeah! Let me just call up Mr.Woolworths or Mr.Coles and get them to do me a solid by making everything cheaper for you in your crazy fairyland fantasy.
10. “Where’s the bathroom?”
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We either don’t have one, or there are signs LITERALLY EVERYWHERE telling you where they are.
11. “Is that your real name?”
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Yes. And it’s on my nametag. Because it’s my name. That’s how it works.
12. “It says I have to swipe my card again…Should I swipe again?”
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Yes.
14. “Why don’t you have this?”
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Because you want it. That’s why.
15. “What’dya mean I need the coupon? I don’t have the coupon!”
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Well then.
You.
Don’t.
Get.
The Deal.
16. “Y’know the .99 is just a trick. They say $15.99 but really you’re paying $16.”
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Yes. I know. Everyone knows.
Sourced from buzzfeed.com
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