1. The Power Luncher

*Interrupts you while you’re saying the second syllable of your name.*

2. The Table of “21 Year Olds”

These are probably all fake IDs, but precisely no one has time to check.

4. The Huge Group of Teenagers

And hearing them whisper “I tipped 10%. That’s fine, right?”

5. The Gluten-Free Vegan With Lots of Questions

I can totally check, but yes, there’s almost certainly gluten in absolutely everything.

6. The Europeans With No Concept of Turn Over

*Sips single latte for THREE HOURS.*

7. The Unwelcome Flirter

This is a place of business.

9. The After Church Crowd

11. The Picky Eater

What mayo? Where? THERE IS NO MAYO ON THIS I SWEAR TO YOU.

12. The Amnesiac

13. The People You Know But Are Not Friends With

“How have things been since 2007??”

17. The Snapper/Clapper/Doer of Absolutely Anything That Isn’t Saying “Excuse Me” To Get Your Attention