26 funny, rude and ridiculous shop names to brighten your day
Make a cuppa, grab a bickie, and prepare to have a good old lol.
Some companies take their business incredibly seriously, while others, well others just like to have a bit of a laugh.
And it’s those businesses, putting humour first, to whom we’d like to doff our communal cap today.
From clever puns, to the rude, crude and lost in translation, these shop names prove that the world of commerce doesn’t have to be dull.
Snoop dog’s pet grooming sideline? Please say it’s so…
Because nothing says ‘hire me to sand down your floor boards’ like a mass-murderer pun
Does what it says on the van
Nothing gets you in the mood for a slap-up meal like the thought of someone p***ing on you (or maybe that’s just us)
Just no.
Some names shouldn’t be shortened. Richard is one of them.
#Klassy
Where complete w****** go for their hols
Bummer
Party poopers
![Djenan Kozic/ Flickr 26/05/2007: Floaters... A really really unfortunate name for a party shop. [This picture is part of Project365, a picture a day for 365 days. Photo by DK.]](https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/ad_158012496.jpg?quality=70&strip=all)
For those who like their fish and chips with a side order of badass
GBH lol
Tokoyo’s premiere sex shop chain*
*we may have made this fact up
What’s a little fungal infection between friends?
Say what you see…
Charming
Like the opposite of advertising
Hipster lols
Oh you guys!
Totes inappropes
Whoever spelt it dealt it (yes, we’re very proud of that one)
Manicures with happy endings
Naughty!
*Rolls eyes*
Serving up lady parts 24/7
Sourcd from metro.co.uk
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