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i hate working in retail

I am sure that we all think of our boss as a a diaper sometimes…

 

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Store Workers Pranked into Destroying Thier Own Store

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Two employees of a Circle K convenience store in Globe, Arizona decimated their own store after being fooled by a prank caller. My God, how did this not happen in Florida?

The prankster called in and posed as Circle K corporate security, they claimed a fire alarm was going off and he instructed the employees to do certain things to stop the alarm.

“The first thing they asked him to do was discharge a fire extinguishers inside the fire, which apparently did not raise any alarms when they did that. Even though there were customers inside the store,” said a spokesperson with the Globe Police Department.

The caller then went on to tell them to throw the extinguishers through the windows, which they did.

“They finally ordered them to break the computer which is kind of when the light bulb went off that this is a prank call… unfortunately it didn’t go off any sooner, and the store employees caused a significant amount of damage to the store,” he said.

All of this took place while customers were still inside the store. No wonder Circle K asked local news affiliate FOX 10 not to run the story on these morons.

 

Sourced from brobible.com

 

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17 most bizarre things ever sold in Poundland

From bargain Vajazzles to pig trotters, an ode to the weirdest Poundland delights

EVERYTHING IS BIZARRE

Poundland is a glorious Narnia of a shop. In very few shops could you pick up a Martine McCutcheon CD, 1kg of foam banana sweeties, a pregnancy test, a tinned steak pie, and a football annual from last year for a grand total of £5.

The shops is filled with many unusual and surprising items that need to be recognised in all their glory.

So here it is, a round up of the weird and the wonderful things people say you can buy in Poundland…

1. Celebrity face clocks

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Why not get several of them and cover your walls with them?

2. This Christmas decoration

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It’s what Jesus would want.

3. This educational poster

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Yes we have learned a lot from this.

4. This book of Dictators’ Homes

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If you’re looking for interior design tips.

5. Incorrectly named films

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It is Zack and Miri make a porno .

6. Mel B’s PS3 Workout

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How does one workout using a PS3? We don’t know.

7. Bargain Vajazzles

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Great value.

8. Completely legit looking Coke

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Definitely looks totally safe.

9. A budget vibrator

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Very good price.

10. One Direction biscuits

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Is there no end to their merchandising endeavours? (no)

11. Necklaces with cups on

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Why WOULDN’T you want one?

12. Haunted Marshmallows

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ARGHHHH.

13. An Olly Murs football DVD

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Can’t wait to watch this.

14. Borneo biscuits

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The best named parody biscuit in the world.

15. Pregnancy tests next to Valentines Day gifts

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Better safe than sorry.

16. A pig trotter on top of the Capri Suns

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GROSS.

17. One Dimension (yes, that’s DIMENSION) shower gel

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Seems legit

 

Sourced from mirror.com

 

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