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Horny Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmart Bedding Dept

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Teen boys: there’s no telling where their libidos might take them. Nineteen-year-old Floridian Sean Johnson’s took him to the stuffed animal section of a Tampa-area Walmart, then to its bedding department, then back to the stuffed animal section, and then to jail.

Yesterday, Johnson was observed removing a stuffed horse from the shelf of the Brooksville, Fla., Walmart, taking it to the store’s beds, and using it to masturbate. When he was finished, he allegedly put the now-semen-covered toy back on the shelf, and exited. He was promptly arrested in the parking lot.

The police report, via the Smoking Gun, reads:

Officers of the Brooksville Police Department Patrol Divisiion responded to Walmart in reference to an indecent exposure complaint. Store Loss Prevention observed JOHNSON acting suspiciously by constantly looking around. They observed him select a stuffed horse toy and go to the bedding department. JOHNSON was then observed masturbate (sic) using the stuffed animal. He then put the toy that was now covered in ejaculate back on the shelf with other items. As a result the items were contaminated and unsellable.

He was charged with indecent exposure and released from Hernando County Jail on $1500 bond last night.

Update:  Click here to see the plush horse in question. Released by Gawker.com the following day. 

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The 50 Craziest Things That Ever Happened At Walmart

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The people of Walmart gone wild

Walmart humor – Founded in 1962 by Sam Walton in Rogers, Arkansas, USA, the multinational retail corporation Wal-Mart stores inc (Aka Walmart) proposes a large number of discount stores worldwide. Indeed, with over 11 000 stores in 27 countries, the family owned business is said to be the largest retailer in the world.

Evidently these days – especially given the current economy – almost everyone targets the lowest prices when possible; but while Walmart’s client pool mostly counts people like you and I, it also is known to attract a very specific kind of customer (which is quite hard to describe let’s face it), and the latter are whom this post is dedicated to today… but we’ll let you see for yourself!

Wishing you an interesting and smile-packed PMSLweb moment!

Welcome to Walmart – Walmart humor at PMSLweb.com

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Trapper at walmart humor at PMSLweb.com

Funny Walmart customer at PMSLweb.com

Man in dress at walmart at PMSLweb.com

Meanwhile at walmart – Walmart humor at PMSLweb.com

Panda woman in walmart at PMSLweb.com

Toilet paper fail in walmart at PMSLweb.com

Man taking a dump in walmart at PMSLweb.com

Saggy boobs in walmart at PMSLweb.com

Sexy walmart customer – Walmart humor at PMSLweb.com

No pants in Walmart at PMSLweb.com

Sexy is at Walmart at PMSLweb.com

Walmart rockstar at PMSLweb.com

Wearing tails in Walmart at PMSLweb.com

Cardboard box fashion in walmart at PMSLweb.com

Sexy skirt in walmart – Walmart humor at PMSLweb.com

Funny walmart customer at PMSLweb.com

No knickers in walmart at PMSLweb.com

Cute couple in walmart at PMSLweb.com

Weird walmart shopper at PMSLweb.com

Man picking sexy shorts – Walmart humor at PMSLweb.com

Walmart R’n’B fashion at PMSLweb.com

Bathing suit in walmart at PMSLweb.com

Vagitarian T-shirt at PMSLweb.com

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Out of the shower in walmart at PMSLweb.com

Gross feet in walmart at PMSLweb.com

Mario cart in walmart – Walmart humor at PMSLweb.com

Walmart love at PMSLweb.com

No bra in walmart at PMSLweb.com

Pajama’s in walmart at PMSLweb.com

Dressing sexy in walmart at PMSLweb.com

Walmart car pool at PMSLweb.com

Funny male shopper in walmart – Walmart humor at PMSLweb.com

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Funny walmart customers at PMSLweb.com

Walking your man in walmart at PMSLweb.com

Wearing a thong in walmart at PMSLweb.com

Walmart wedding at PMSLweb.com

The freaks come out at night – Walmart humor at PMSLweb.com

 

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