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Man Calls Police Because His Pizza Has Taken More Than 45 Minutes To Be Delivered

People call the police for all kinds of crazy sh*t but surely the pizza delivery guy taking over 45 minutes is the most ridiculous of them all?

But that is exactly what one lad did and thanks to Greater Manchester Police, the whole recording was released – which is insane.

In the past police have received calls from people trapped in a maze, because a Tesco van was in the village and most recently because a man’s PS4 settings were changed.

This guy makes them seem reasonable.

But in all seriousness, the reason for the release is to warn people about having a think before they dial 999.

Something this hungry fella clearly didn’t do.

Sourced from ladbible.com
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Your Favorite Retailers Are Selling You Used Underwear

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When visiting the clearance rack at your favorite retailers, there are some things that you are willing to bargain with yourself about: a missing button can easily be replaced; a smudge of makeup on the collar can be done away with a Tide stick; a hole underneath the arm can be sewn. But used underwear is most likely not an item you are willing to bargain on, no matter how astronomical the discount might be. However, the TODAY show comes as the bearer of bad news, releasing its report that major retailers are reselling presumably used underwear and bathing suits, and the worst part is that you might be completely unaware if it has been on the bums of another lone stranger.

The rather gross news comes via a second installation of Jeff Rossen’s investigative series, Rossen Reports. In 2010, the Rossen Reports team went undercover wearing hidden cameras and visiting some of our most coveted stores for lingerie purchases, such as Victoria’s Secret, Nordstrom, Wal-Mart, Macy’s, Bloomingdales, The Gap and Marshalls–all of which were recorded putting used underwear back on their shelves. Now, four years later, the team has gone undercover again to reveal a fragment of improvement (Macy’s, Bloomingdales, The Gap and Nordstrom marked items as damaged or put them in a back room). However, other stores, perhaps those most known for specifically selling lingerie or having extremely low prices on designer lingerie, are still at fault for this dirty act.

When Rossen Reports informed retailers of its evidence in 2010, each responded stating that they would “re-educate” its employees.

However, Victoria’s Secret, Marshalls and Wal-Mart might want to develop a new curriculum that is simple and plain: do not resell used undergarments. AT ALL. Rossen’s 2014 investigation found that employees at these retailers were blatantly retagging returned underwear and placing them back on the racks and shelves before the day’s end. And suddenly, we might have just received a fragment of a clue to our down-there mysteries.

As in 2010, each retailer in the 2014 report released a statement referencing its old, dirty ways. Victoria’s Secret, Marshalls and Wal-Mart stated that they put their customers first and will basically “re-educate” once more. As for looking out for your own behind, Rossen suggests washing all underwear after purchasing and asking an employee to retrieve undergarments on display from the back to ensure its coming immediately out of its packaging onto your bum.

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Eccentric Multimillionaire Urinated On Candy At CVS

A New York multimillionaire is guilty of dropping his pants and peeing on a candy aisle in a CVS pharmacy.

New York City real estate heir Robert Durst leaves a Houston courtroom Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2014. Durst is charged with criminal mischief for urinating on a counter at a Houston drug store, his hearing has been reset for next month. (AP Photo/Pat Sullivan)

This isn’t 71-year-old Robert Durst’s first bizarre accusation, or his most shocking. Durst, who comes from a line of wealthy family members who own real estate in Manhattan, pleaded no contest on Tuesday to a charge of criminal mischief afterurinating on candy at a Houston, Texas pharmacy, Click2Houston reported.

The July incident caused about $100 worth of wasted candy. More from the New York Post:

“He picked up his prescription, and he then exposes himself and pees all over the cash register and candy at the register and then walks out and walks down the street,” Houston police spokeswoman Jodi Silva told The Post.

“He wasn’t arguing with anybody and he didn’t seem agitated,” Silva said, adding she did not know what the prescription was for. “He just peed on the candy. Skittles, I think.”

The crime is tame in comparison to other accusations that have hung over his head throughout the years. In 1982, Durst was a suspect in the disappearance of his first wife, Kathie. Durst waited several days before reporting her missing, and friends of the woman said he was physically abusive, according to KHOU.

In 2000, Durst was a suspect in the murder of his then-friend, Susan Berman, who was found shot in the back of the head.

In 2003, Durst successfully claimed self-defense in the killing of 71-year-old Morris Black. The millionaire admitted to killing the man, chopping his body into pieces, beheading the man, and dumping the remains into Galveston Bay in Texas. The killing prompted a 45-day manhunt before police found the suspect in a Pennsylvania supermarket, attempting to steal just a single Band-Aid and a chicken sandwich, according to the New York Times.

In the Black case, Durst was acquitted of murder by a jury, but pleaded guilty to two counts of bond jumping and evidence tampering, landing him 5 years in prison.

The New York Times reports that HBO is in plans to film a documentary about Durst.

The real estate mogul was fined $500 for peeing on the candy.

Sourced from huffingtonpost.com

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