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16 infuriating things about working in retail

WORKING IN RETAIL can be really tough.  Yes, there are days when your co-workers are sound and your customers are lovely, but all too often that is not the case.

Sometimes people are jerks, sometimes your boss needs to get stuffed and sometimes the job is a pain.

Here are 16 infuriating things about working in retail.

People trying things on just for a laugh

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Oh yeah.  Go ahead, have your gas craic trying on loads of stuff.

It doesn’t matter that I’ll have to tidy it all up, put it on hangers and put it out on the floor again.  As long as you have your fun!

People carelessly pulling apart your carefully folded piles of clothing

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Jerks.

Shoplifters

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No matter what shop you work in, no matter what kind of security you have, you will know the shoplifters, and they will be a pain in the ass.

Customers shouting at you over things that have nothing to do with you

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I’m sorry that the article of clothing you purchased in an entirely different shop didn’t work out for you, but kindly stop spitting in my face!

Power hungry managers

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They should never have been allowed to be in charge of anything, let alone you.

Being forced to do pointless things by your boss

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Purely so they can wield the aforementioned power.

People trying to return things that had clearly been worn

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It’s covered in makeup and it stinks of cigarettes.  Do they think you’re stupid or something?

Sizing

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Every day, you are forced to spend ages arranging clothing in order of size, only for it to be immediately messed up when customers got involved.

Christmas

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Not only do you have to work, but you have to work the busiest, most panicked, hectic days of the year.

Customers who ignore the fact that it’s past closing time

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They don’t care that the shop just closed, they want to try on 17 items.

Staff meetings

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Pointless.

Not being allowed to use certain lifts/escalators/entrances

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God forbid that a customer should see you using the same doors as them.  They might forget for a moment that they’re better than you.

People leaving their rubbish in the changing rooms

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People are gross.

Having to watch people buy lovely things while you scramble together pennies to buy a sandwich

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It’s tough.  It just is.

Pointless tasks foisted on you simply because you’re not allowed to stand still

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People who shout at you about consumer law when they clearly haven’t a notion

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Do you work in retail?  Do you need to vent?  Tell us about your pain in the comments.

 

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The Insane $11 Billion Scam at Retailers’ Return Desks

A Gameboy with a sardine can inside. A printer stuffed with a piñata. ‘Return fraud’ is costing retailers billions—and the ingenious swindles are sometimes breathtaking.
She appeared to be just a happy American consumer out shopping at a big-box store.On one summer lunch hour, Donna Ann Levonuk, 50, lifted a tub of diaper cream priced at $43.98—and then stashed it in her purse. No alarms were triggered as she strolled out of the Giant supermarket in Limerick, Pennsylvania, and nobody thought otherwise.Until Levonuk reappeared an hour later wielding the soothing stuff at another Giant store 20 minutes away.

That’s when the jig was up.

“She had couple of fictitious rewards cards—but this time she used one of her own,” said Ernie Morris, a detective with the Limerick Township Police Department who foiled the spree of bogus returns. “When they steal things, they want to get all the bonus points.”

She also had a spending habit.

“As quick as they were going out, they were getting stuff—living a lifestyle where they wanted luxury.”

Return fraud has been called the invisible heist—or “de-shopping.” But the increasing number of fraudsters bringing back wares to stores to make an illicit killing has  become impossible to ignore.

Expensive items, such as $400 handbags, might be stolen  and then returned for in-store credit that is issued to the conniving customer in the form of a gift card.

Then the gift card is shopped online in a gray market to collect cold currency.

“It’s like the Wild West for trading gift cards,” Moraca told The Daily Beast. “People will buy your $100 gift card for $82, and if you want the cash bad enough you’ll do that.”

Gift cards are sold at kiosks in shopping malls or even websites that catering to this exchange market. Some have innocuous-seeming URLs like cardpool.com or giftcardgranny.com, which cloak the sinister operations.

“By selling the gift card online, [criminals] can receive up to 80 percent of the retail value,versus 10-20 percent on the street corner,” said Joseph LaRocca, vice president of loss prevention at Retail Partners, a Los Angeles-based consulting firm.

Siras’ Dustin Ares pointed to one organized crime ring that used eBay as its clearinghouse.

This return scam involved purchasing broken electronics off the auction site and then buying new items off store shelves. “They would go to the store with a repackaged and shrink-wrapped broken item inside a new box and return it for full value.”

The clever crooks managed to rack up $2 million in profits over a year, Ares said.

New numbers out today reveal the extent of the “shrinkage.” According to the National Retail Federation, the tally of red from return fraud this year is a whopping $10.9 billion in the U.S., based on figures from 60 retailers surveyed. Holiday shopping season alone accounts for $3.6 billion.

“The losses to the industry have moved up $1 billion-plus from a year ago,” said Bob Moraca, the NRF’s vice president of loss prevention. “I am frightened by how much of this is caused by organized retail crime.”

In some cases, the scammers’ tactics are so intricate that it’s hard to believe how much talent is wasted on the effort to cheat businesses out of everyday items.

The industry lore is downright jaw-dropping in the details of the cons known as “brick-in-box” returns.

“Even the retailers themselves don’t realize how extensive this is,”said Dustin Ares, a loss-prevention specialist at SIRAS, a Redmond, Washington, company that develops advanced tracking tools for electronics.

A digital media player’s mainframe is replaced with eight AA batteries, or a deck of cards. Or the device that looks like Gameboy from the front. But try to turn the sucker on—and good luck: The sardine can that’s inside isn’t going to produce much gaming.

One customer retooled a Nintendo Wii with its innards switched out for glued pennies. Another sent back a flat-screen television with a bona fide tombstone within. Another returned a printer box stuffed with a candy-filled piñata.

Laughs aside, the methods can take on other, less spirited forms.

Moraca pointed to another form of return fraud, involving gift cards.

Retailers were hammered by the scheme because checks and balances were scant in 2012, when the eBay grifting peaked.“If you don’t have any record, you don’t know who to believe,” he added.

That’s just with the physical items that you can see.

Ares said there are instances where savvy gankers manage to exploit loopholes.

For instance, “A guy goes around and purchases expensive items and at the same time buys into the extended service plan. Then he calls the service-plan provider and claims the items were in disrepair and asks ‘What can you do about this?’”

A refund for the service plan was executed, and according to Ares, this particular shakedown artist hit the company offering the service plan more than 200 times in two weeks—each time pocketing a couple Benjamins in an insurance settlement with little to no need to prove anything was faulty.

“The company would continue to refund these goodwill refunds.”

Like Donna Levonuk and her husband, Manuel—who ended up getting slapped with more than a 1,000 counts of felonies, including forgery, records tampering, and deception when they milked one store after the other—their schemes were more of the harebrained variety.

And yet brazen bandits prove time and again they are willing to try to return anything.

Bill Hedrick, chief of staff for the city attorney’s office in Columbus, Ohio, says he’s found people combing parking lots outside major stores hoping to luck out on rogue receipts to tender inside for a score.

Some have been willing to try to bring to the registers multiple box sets of popular music or TV shows only to  get nabbed pulling a fast one on the checkout clerk.

The Sopranos box set was maybe $88,” Hedrick told The Daily Beast. “They take a .88 cent sticker off reject videos and put it on The Sopranos and two others and then go to the cashier lane.

“Even the cashier realizes that they were trying to get away with $300 worth of box sets for $3.”

And maybe even Tony Soprano might have respected the paint switcheroo that suckered employees at several Wal-Mart locations, according to a security chief at a major corporation.

The perpetrators idled in parking lots outside various Wal-Marts and approached customers with cans of paint to ask for the customers to forfeit the cans so they can be used to collect money for their school sports teams.

“They would get the cans and bring them back to the stores but they didn’t have any paint in them,” said the source, who requested anonymity. “Instead, they filled them up with water. This happened over a dozen times before they caught on.”

The industry as a whole has been cracking down.

Joseph LaRocca says some companies are upping the ante in terms of fending off return fraudsters.

For instance, with the illicit gift cards being fenced online there’s been some measures put in place to prevent thieves from pawning them willy-nilly.

“Some retailers have sent legal notices to these marketplaces to restrict the resale of cards, while others are using sophisticated technology to block these companies from checking the value of the cards online,” LaRocca said.

And Dustin Ares notes better communication has been working.

“We’re getting ahead of it now to be sure,” Ares said. “We employ inventory management to help solidify their property and make sure they have a better record of their possessions.”

Det. Morris, who brought the Levonuks to justice, says that indeed more retailers are trying to share what they know with law enforcement, but it’s an uphill battle when most follow the adage that the customer—even the crooked customer—is always right.

“Most places don’t wan to prosecute and so they give more rights to the customer than anybody else,” he said, stressing that the crime isn’t victimless since the cost rises for the innocent consumer. “In the end, we as customers suffer because we’re stupid enough to pay $40 for a T-shirt.”

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Why Retail Workers Hate Christmas

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Words by Matt Huxley

WHAT is this fuckery? Everyone is happy at Christmas! Yeah, no.

It’s that time of year again when every single retail worker in the world dies a little inside. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m this cynical all year round (why someone hasn’t snapped me up is beyond me), but normal workers are merely Grinch-like at Christmas. But shouldn’t everyone be full of Christmas cheer, you ask? The answer is no.

Screaming Children

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Frankly, kids give me the shits all year round, but there seems to be a particular abundance of brats at Christmastime when teachers get a two month holiday from them. Seriously, kids these days are so poorly behaved. They scream. They shout. They break everything. They will rip open packets of glitter and scatter it everywhere. And in one case, they will shit on your freshly cleaned floor (I kid you not this actually happened). So don’t go around thinking your kids are all adorable and cute with baubles in their hair. They ain’t!

Christmas Merchandise

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Look, I understand the need to sell trees and decorations and ribbon. Really, I do. I appreciate a well-designed tree. I like getting prettily wrapped presents. What I don’t understand is those people that feel every year is a time for them to implement an entirely new tinsel theme. Your tinsel last year was probably fine. You don’t need new decorations. You couldn’t possibly have used ALL that wrapping paper you bought last year (I know you still have some stashed in your cupboard). Frankly, it’s ridiculous, it’s unnecessary, and I’m sick of scanning your multitude of $2 items whilst you run off because you’ve seen a holly wreath that you simply HAVE TO HAVE.

Christmas Carols

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This will be a quick one. Nothing grinds my gears more than Christmas carols. I hate remakes of Christmas carols. I even hate Michael Buble’s smooth crooning of them. They are annoying. They are on repeat. You try working a seven-hour day with “Jingle Bells” stuck in your head. Jingle will literally go all the way.

Long Hours

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It’s simple. Retail workers work bloody long shifts during Christmas. This is why our black under eye circles won’t go away.  You don’t go to the all-night-shop, you say? We do. We work every measly minute. We are the people who deal with your grumpy ass at 4am when you can’t find the correct gold taffeta three metre ribbon roll, even though it’s right in front of you. Forgive us if we don’t greet you with a cheery smile.

Uniforms

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Now generally most workplaces implement a relatively okay Christmas uniform, red or green shirt etc. This is fine. I’m talking about those workplaces that force you to wear a Santa hat/a Christmas shirt/a badge of Santa/your name badge, tinsel wrapped around some part of your anatomy/antler headbands/a flashing necklace or earrings or bracelet or badge and a Christmas belt (or some combination of the above). We feel ridiculous. It’s got to that stage where I will actively refuse to wear a Santa hat on the grounds that it will fuck with my hair. We look stupid and we know it. Just because we are on minimum wages and most likely students doesn’t mean bosses can dress us up for funsies. We’re human, for chrissakes.

There you have it, this is why all retail workers are in a shit mood from now until February. So next time you think about getting annoyed at the fact that your retail worker is a little uncommunicative at Christmastime, think about what we are going through. Feliz Navidad.

 

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