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A big whack and fries, please: Police investigate after drunk pranksters film themselves hitting McDonald’s staff with giant foam tubes

Two drunk teenagers have been filmed attacking staff in a McDonalds with foam tubes.

A 90-second clip, which has clocked up more than 12,000 views on Facebook, shows Ben Hall and Joel Melia hitting two female employees before being chased out of the fast food restaurant.

The video, which was recorded by one of their friends has gone viral, being shared by 8,000 people, and prompting over 3,000 comments.

But the unrepentant teens from Burnley in Lancashire have refused to apologise for their behaviour despite police confirming they were investigating reports of an assault.

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Ben Hall and Joel Melia enter Burnley McDonalds with large foam fingers before play fighting on the floor

Ben Hall and Joel Melia enter Burnley McDonalds with large foam fingers before play fighting on the floor

Ben Hall and Joel Melia enter Burnley McDonalds with large foam fingers before play fighting on the floor

 

The prankster then approaches one female employee - jabbing her with one of the foam tubes

The prankster then approaches one female employee – jabbing her with one of the foam tubes

Immediately after the video was posted the pair were the first to comment both adding several laughing smiley faces and the words ‘Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha’.

Ben Hall, an apprentice electrician, said the trio had visited the Burnley branch of McDonalds last weekend at 7am after spending all night on a drinking binge.

He admitted to being drunk in the video but claimed the member of staff ‘over-reacted’ when she was hit.

The 18-year-old said: ‘We had more than a few. On the way up to McDonald’s we found some scaffolding safety foam and thought it’d be funny to have a fight with them and it just carried on in McDonald’s.

‘We thought we’d involve the staff but I don’t think they were too impressed.’

The video shows Mr Hall and Mr Melia, a promising young footballer, enter the store brandishing the foam, first accosting a customer who is leaving the restaurant.

He is heard to tell them to: ‘Turn round and go and get yourselves some McMuffins.’

The lads then wrestle with each other on the floor and a voice off camera can be heard saying: ‘These McDonald’s staff are mugging you off.’

They then turn their attention to the staff and attempt to go behind the counter but are stopped by two female employees. One woman is hit on the head by Mr Melia, and is then struck again between her legs.

She tells them: ‘Don’t be hitting me with that again. Get out,’ before ordering them to stop filming without permission.

The two continue to brandish their foam tubes while the employee shouts at them

The two continue to brandish their foam tubes while the employee shouts at them

 

Eventually, the woman manages to chase the pranksters out of the restaurant - with them running away

Eventually, the woman manages to chase the pranksters out of the restaurant – with them running away

She then chases them out onto the street and is clearly heard shouting: ‘Leave the fu**ing store now.’

The unnamed staff member continues to remonstrate with the teenagers outside while they carry on hitting her with the foam.  Another employee  is heard calling the police before the clip ends

Asked if he wished to apologise, Mr Hall said: ‘Not even a tiny bit. It was harmless fun and nobody got hurt so I don’t think I should feel bad.’

He added: ‘She threatened us back so we’re equal.’

Mr Melia, who is a footballer with North West Counties Football League Premier Division side Barnoldswick Town, and an apprentice bricklayer described the episode as ‘a piece of fun’.

The 19 year old said: ‘I won’t apologise. We were just messing about. I think she over-reacted if anything. There was no need for her to get on like she did.

‘The police spoke to us outside and just sent us on our way.’

The reaction to the pair’s antics have had a mixed reaction online.  Sheri Gorman posted: ‘Talk about immature, you want to grow up!’

The woman even chases the pair - still holding on to the cylinders - out of the restaurant and down the street

The woman even chases the pair – still holding on to the cylinders – out of the restaurant and down the street

And Peter Thomas added: ‘If our police force is any good these two idiots will be arrested for threatening behaviour. Assault. And public order.

Ellisa Marshall said: ‘So immature the girl is only trying to earn some money don’t deserve that abuse. Then again she could have just laughed it off’

Other Facebook users found the incident harmless and said the language used by the staff member wasn’t acceptable

Brian Berg wrote: ‘Calm down, they are just having fun, not hurting anyone.’

Simmone Youngson posted:  ‘Language from the staff is terrible,’ and Christine Brown  said: ‘Really badly handled by the staff. They weren’t doing that much harm why the over reaction ??’

Burnley business leader Brian Hobbs said the prank, which targeted staff as they worked, was ‘abhorrent’.

Mr Hobbs, president of Burnley Chamber of Trade, said: ‘It’s ludicrous. I find it absolutely abhorrent that people think this is ok.

‘Unfortunately, what seems like a bit of a laugh with alcohol on board isn’t nice for those on the receiving end.

Ben Hall, left, and Joel Melia, right, admitted being drunk in the video - but said the member of staff 'over-reacted' when they hit her. Police confirmed they were investigating the assault

Ben Hall, left, and Joel Melia, right, admitted being drunk in the video - but said the member of staff 'over-reacted' when they hit her. Police confirmed they were investigating the assault

Ben Hall, left, and Joel Melia, right, admitted being drunk in the video – but said the member of staff ‘over-reacted’ when they hit her. Police confirmed they were investigating the assault

‘Clearly it’s the alcohol that is the problem in this case. Even if it was intended as a bit of fun, it can be extremely intimidating for the staff.

‘I absolutely condemn this behaviour. I would question why these drunken idiots even need to be out at 7am.’

Burnley MP Gordon Birtwistle said: ‘It might be fun for them but it certainly isn’t for the people on the receiving end.

‘You expect people to treat the staff with the respect they deserve. If the staff had reacted, they would have got the sack so why do these lads think this is acceptable?

‘They are purely doing their job. Nobody goes to work to be attacked.’

Coun Shah Hussain, for the Daneshouse with Stoneyholme ward where the incident happened, said: ‘I wouldn’t tolerate that either if I was a member of staff and it happened to me. I would feel aggrieved and people shouldn’t have to put up with it at work.

‘Filming this sort of thing and putting it on Facebook seems to be some sort of craze at the moment and it isn’t good. It might be harmless fun to those that are doing it but it is not to the victim.

‘I hope the police take a harsh approach to it and send a message out.’

Police confirmed they were investigating the incident, which happened at 6.55am last Saturday, but said that no arrests had been made.

A spokeswoman for McDonald’s said: ‘We can confirm that an incident took place and the police were contacted.’

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/

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Ten Things To Do In McDonalds When its Dead

 

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ALTERNATIVE CREW HANDBOOK!

Ten things to do in McDonalds when it’s dead

Relying on McDonalds for your income may lead you to suffer poverty, cuts and burns, possibly even a breakdown. All this is pretty desperate, but never underestimate the effect of the tedium, the horrific Boredom, the mind numbing monotony. It’s imperative that you think up some ways to pass the time. What you can do on a shift will be largely determined by where you work and how busy it is, but here are a few suggestions:

1. The frozen phallus

Timeless entertainment for the whole family. Take a wet border cloth and mould it into a shape of your choice. The penis is the classic and most obvious option but you could potentially choose anything. Then leave it in the freezer for a few hours before returning to collect a large frozen phallus! Entertain work mates and customers with this amusing prop.

2. Chess

Bring in a travel chess set and find someone else on the shift who wants to play. Hide the set in an obscure place and slip away to make a move whenever you can, before notifying your opponent that you’ve played and waiting to hear from her/ him that it’s your turn. A game can last a whole shift and begin to take on great importance.

3. Who’s really popped a rocket?

A complex and sophisticated game guaranteed to amuse colleagues while frustrating management. Everyone sticks objects down their trousers before another employee has to guess which worker has genuinely hit on a stiffy and who’s just got a border cloth in their pants. This isn’t just a game for the boys, a variation is ‘who’s really been to the freezer and who’s just got things stuffed in their bra?’. VERY IMPORTANT NOTE: Never make anyone play either version of the game if you think they might not want to or might feel pressured into it. Never comment on other people’s bodies if you are concerned it might cause offence or might be experienced as harassment. That shit’s not right. However, having a strong respect for people’s personal boundaries needn’t put an end to workplace flirting. There’s nothing like a bit of sexual tension to get you through the working day. More flirting! More sex between employees! Just make sure that it’s always mutually appreciated and is never done in a way that could be experienced as bullying or hurtful. As a wee aside, the old McDonalds crew handbook used to have a bit that stated “McDonalds do not object to employees dating so long as this does not interfere with their work”. Gee, that’s good of them, just how much do these pricks think they can control us?

4. Bun Tray Roulette

Guaranteed to make a kitchen shift seem shorter. One crew member writes a forfeit on a tray liner and hides the liner in amongst the bun trays. Next, shuffle the trays well before everyone carries on cooking as normal. Whoever exposes the tray liner has to perform he forfeit written on it. It could be anything- “tell the store manager he fucks chickens”, “make romantic overtures to the next customer served at till 5” etc. After completing the forfeit he crew member gets to write down another one, knowing that she/ he could have to perform it as well.

5. Hide and seek

A great fun game that anyone can play. Simply desert your designated station, preferably at a busy time, and take up a position in the obscurest part of the store you can think of. Dream up some half baked reason to be there (“I was on the roof because I was looking for cones…”).   After a while a manager will notice you are missing and will try to find you. It’s then up to other crew members to feed the manager as much misinformation as possible: “I saw her in the backroom”, “no, she was wearing her jacket on DA”. Whoever manages to evade service for the longest is declared the winner.

6. Time card bingo

Everyone on front counter gets a bingo card with various numbers on it. The person on wrap and call then puts random time cards in the production bin. “69, everyone’s favourite, etc.”. The rules are just like normal bingo! The beauty of this game is that after a while a stern faced manager will complain “what the fuck’s this supposed to be? Are you playing bingo with the time cards? Which is guaranteed to cause amusement.

7. Buzz word bingo

This one is reserved for crew meetings, rap sessions, etc. Again everyone gets a bongo card but this time instead of numbers the card contains buzz words! For example: “opportunities”,  “teamwork”, “profitability”, “family”, “customer satisfaction” and other banal corporate bollocks. Again the rules are otherwise like normal bingo, just tick off the words as the meeting leader inevitably utters them. Be sure to make it obvious that you are playing this game as a way of expressing your total contempt for their pointless, sham meetings.

8. Split the deck

You will need a pack of playing cards. Simply split the deck and whoever gets the lowest card has to take a big sniff of ‘time out’ or some other toxic cleaning substance. After a bit everyone is buzzing out their nut, brilliant! Alternatively you can play this game with a couple of bottles of vodka stashed in the crew room, or with a couple of grams of amphetamines. Substance abuse helps pass the time and staves off the indescribable numbness produced by hours of pointless and degrading tedium.

9. Cross dressing capers

This one started when some female employees (hostesses and FMs) quite rightly got pissed off with being expected to wear skirts just so that senior managers can make them bend over and perv on them. It’s discrimination to make people wear certain clothes on the basis of their sex. So, the same can be extended to the stupid clip on things we’re supposed to wear. Guys swap with girls! Almost instantly a manager will get a wee bit upset:   “what are you wearing that for?” “I don’t think my clothing should be determined by gender definitions imposed on me.” “er… what?” “it’s discriminatory to make us wear different clothes because of our biological sex” “eh… well.. you look like a faggot” “oh that’s nothing, you should see the thong I’ve got on” “faggot, goddamned queer, faggot, etc.”  At which point you make an official complaint that you are being harassed because of your sexuality. It doesn’t matter whether you’re as camp as a row of tents, a bisexual femme into S&M, or straight as an arrow with a wife and kids, but that’s the point- it doesn’t matter, it’s none of their fucking business… And it’s good for a laugh.

10. And, Courtesy of MWR in Wales…

Also, here are a couple of new scams courtesy of MWR Wales- On a close when its dark, you and a colleague dress up looking like thiefs, take the car keys belonging to the best car owned by a wanker manager, and get someone to scream (example) “your cars being nicked!”. Of course when they run out, simply take the joke as far as you want, whether it be simply putting the key in the ignition, or driving the car around the corner, abandoning it, and returning to your station via the back door! it does work! Also, when you have a manager that gets really stressed grab a mobile ring the store, and tell him/her that you are from a local newspaper and you have received a complaint about spitting in burgers/sexual haraassment/slave labour etc, again take it as far as you want!!!

 

 

Sourced from MWR.org.uk

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