Funny Customers Archives - Page 25 of 27 - I Hate Working In Retail

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Another Collection of the Craziest Walmart Shoppers

All of these photos are courtesy of the hilarious People of Walmart.


 Note to self: always check to make sure your skirt is longer than your gut.
(Source)

 
Way to show off your best features, m’lady! (Source)
 
We’re glad to see he’s shopping for condoms. We don’t want him procreating, do we? (Source)
 
Twelve packs of underwear are located in aisle 12. Please go there NOW! (Source)
 
Hey, kids! Who wants to sit on the St. Patrick’s Bunny’s lap? (Source)
 
This poor fellow has clearly lost his sheep. (Source)
 
Every once in a while I get the nagging feeling that I’ve forgotten something….
 
Two pairs of pants, but no shoes. Makes sense to us! (Source)
 
We’ve heard of man boobs (moobs) before, but we’ve definitely never seen a grizzled old man with breast implants!
 
Wait, we thought Roy Orbison was dead?! (Source)
 
Maybe this is why we haven’t seen Tony the Tiger in a while…. (Source)
 
 He must be shopping for paint for his cave drawings. (Source)
 
Hmm, leopard print, tutu, or orange capris? Forget it, I’ll just wear them all! (Source)
 
 It’s called underwear, not overwear!
 
We honestly have no words…

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Woman arrested for dialing 911 several times because she was tired of the store employee asking her to get out of the shopping cart

A Boca Raton woman was arrested after she called 911 multiple times from a shopping cart, saying she was being harassed by an employee who just wanted his cart back, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.
Catherine Dajnowski, 40, dialed 911 while sitting in a shopping cart just before 11 p.m. Dec. 13 in the parking lot of the West Boca Publix at 9820 Glades Road, according to an arrest report. Dajnowski told the dispatcher a man was trying to take her cart, according to the report.
Deputies talked to a male Publix employee, who said he asked Dajnowski multiple times for the cart back, according to the report. A deputy told Dajnowski to give the cart back because it was Publix property, but when the deputy left, she dialed 911 again.
Deputies returned and told Dajnowski to stop calling 911 because she was misusing the emergency line, but Dajnowski dialed 911 a third time while a deputy was standing with her, according to the report.
Dajnowski was charged with misusing an emergency line. She was scheduled to appear in court on Jan. 16, but did not show up, according to court record

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Funny People of Walmart – The Worst of the Worst Collection. Gross!!!!!!!!!

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