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10 Things Baristas Wish Customers Would Stop Doing

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1. Talking on the Phone While Ordering

One of the rudest and demeaning things a customer can do is to carry on with a conversation while trying to complete their order. Sorry, sir, but would it kill you to treat your barista like a human being and order. Or, Miss, there is a line, and you only have one mouth, so use it to speak to us. We are not robots, and pointing to the menu usually results in you not getting what you want. Here’s the solution: Put the phone down. It’ll be easier and faster for everyone.

2. Getting Upset When Your Name is Misspelled

We understand that everyone wants things to be a certain way, especially when it comes to their name. But, please don’t get overly upset when Sarah, really should have been, Sara. Or if Jordan was supposed to be spelled as Jordon, Jordanne, Jorden, Jordin, Jordyn, Jourdyn, Jourden or any other combination. We really don’t mean it.

3. Leaving Pennies as Tips

One of the biggest frustration as baristas is when you leave the three cents you found in your cup holder and think that that is a viable tip. If the average cost of a drink is $3.63, then you’re tip could, should, and would be approximately $0.54.

We’re thankful for the pennies; Because every 100 is a dollar that goes to our gas tanks or college textbooks. Tips really make a difference in the life of a barista. Just because you might pay a higher cost for your daily coffee, it doesn’t mean baristas see that extra coin.

4. Being Demanding

You want a triple, iced, decaf, nonfat, 1 pump caramel, 1 pump toffee but latte, light ice that’s shaken? Yea, that’s a real drink. And that’s no problem. It goes back to how you tell us. Please, treat us like normal people. Not some robotic machine that just spits out your drink like some sterile machine. We have feelings and can discern between a sense of entitlement and genuine manners.

5. Assuming We Will Remember Your Drink

This is a daily struggle for baristas. And we apologize in advance. As much as we’d love to remember your name, spouse’s name, your three kids and their kids, plus what kind of dog you have, it is nearly impossible. It’s hard enough to remember our name sometimes, let alone, the average 268 customers that we’ll see in an 8-hour shift.

We’ll most likely remember your face – that’s a start! Perhaps if you come in often enough, we will even remember that your name starts with a ’T’, and when that happens, you’ll understand out excitement.

6. Backseat Barista

We all have that friend that looks both ways for us when we’re driving -or who even has the nerve to point in the direction that we were planning on turning. It’s frustrating. No one likes a backseat driver. Same goes for coffeehouse personnel. Yes, your drink is decaf. Yes, that macchiato will be made with nonfat. How do we know this? Because it’s on your cup. And we make what is written on the cup.

Trust the system. And when we make it wrong, simply ask, be understanding, and let us remake it for you. Baristas will be more opt to happily help you when they don’t feel micromanaged.

7. Being Impatient During Rushes

This shouldn’t need any explanation. To keep it brief: when you see a line of cups and only one of us making them, understand that we have two hands. We will do our best to get your handcrafted beverage to you at a timely manner. In the mean time, be patient. Please, it make everyone’s day a little sweeter.

8. Getting Hit On Over the Counter

People might think that this is an organic, fun way to meet new people. And indeed it is refreshing to actually not have to keep swiping on an app to find someone. But when we are wear that apron, or have our name tag on, things turn professional.

Sometimes you will sit at the counter and hold up the line thinking that you are being cute by stalling. When really you are just holding up the line – that’s annoying. Hanging over the bar and making pointless conversation is hard to sometimes engage in. Because even if we wanted to flirt back, it would be inappropriate. However, you’ll known if we’re interested – we’re human – so when we’re on break or walking out the door, let’s talk. Then we don’t feel trapped behind a counter.

9. Pouring Coffee into the Garbage

You might think that this is not a huge problem. But that’s because you don’t take out the trash at the end of the night, and then get unwanted wet, stained feet in uncomfortable temperatures.

So, please, just stop.

10. Complaining

Are you seeing a tiny scarlet thread? We are. Customers who treat us like dirt might want to make us throw their beverages at them. Maybe we need anger management classes. Or maybe we need more courteous, friendly customers. Nothing makes work worse when you have that one person who wants to make everything a new ending of the world. We know you have bad days, but have you ever thought that we might have those too? And you might be the cause.

 

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The Constant Struggles of Barista Life

For the past four years I’ve been paying my way through college with a part-time, and full-time, job as a barista in my hometown; and I love it. Always have, and probably always will. But, like many jobs, it isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Although the people I work with are great and most of the customers are the highlights of my day (which might be a ten hour shift) you always get those bastards who come in and wreck your day. The tips and minimum wage barely make up for it, but if you love coffee you’ll never be happier in any job when you’re working in a place that makes great espresso coffee. Still, there’s the eternal struggles that every barista has to deal with on a daily basis, from opening at the crack of dawn, until last orders when its dark out. Thankfully coffee provides us with enough energy to get through it all and repress the frustration. Plus you’ll have plenty of co-workers to vent to about the dry cappuccino lady who will never let you forget the time you forgot that she doesn’t take chocolate powder on her coffees (M I’m thinking of you) and her drinks will never be hot enough. But then the americano guy, or triple shot skinny latte lady, will come in and be lovely and friendly so they makes up for the rest of the crap. Almost.

The Big Order.

You’ll be having a quiet enough morning, everything will be going smoothly then suddenly someone comes in with the most complicated order: ‘Can I get a skinny hot chocolate with no marshmallows cream instead, a skinny decaf cappuccino, a regular latte, a decaf latte with an extra shot and a single shot espresso’. No two drinks the same and having to use a million jugs just to satisfy this one person. And of course while you’re in the middle of filling their order a queue starts forming out the door. There’s only one barista and one coffee machine. Dafuq am I meant to do! Panic stations, your day is now ruined. Plus, who gets an extra shot of decaf? What is even the point?

‘Can I have a Caramel Venti Frappucino?’

I’m sorry, what? Does it say Starbucks on the sign outside? No? If you wanted to order something that Starbucks offers, go to Starbucks. We have small, medium or large. I know that may sound confusing to someone who might be used to having a Starbucks nearby but what people need to understand is that every barista has their own style – much like chef’s do. Starbucks do their own drinks, and some of their drinks are great but every coffee shop is different. Maybe try looking at the menu? That way you might not piss off your barista so much that they sabotage your drink by using decaf instead of regular coffee, or full fat milk instead of skimmed. Not that I would every do that…maybe.

Customers not understanding what they are ordering.

Having to explain the difference between a latte and a cappuccino makes me want to scream. I understand that not everyone just naturally knows this but having the same argument with the same person every week about the differences between the two  can understandably infuriate me. Granted this particular person asked for an americano and expected a cappuccino so I guess I was destined to fail them anyway. We also had a ‘discussion’ between the differences between a Pavlova dessert and a meringue – a pavlova has a meringue base with cream and fruit. Someone hold me back.

‘Can I get that extra hot?’

Do you have any temperature receptors in your mouth? Sometimes I genuinely wonder this about my customers. How have they not burned off their taste buds by now? You could be steaming the milk for a good three minutes and have it boiling over the edge and it still would not be hot enough for them. And for those customers who constantly find their drinks to be too hot and request another, why can’t they just wait for it to cool down? No one wastes a coffee and everyone gets what they want. But of course if they do want a replacement, guess who gets the extra coffee? Probably the kitchen staff as you’re already in the middle of your second cup.

Jealousy of Latte-Artists.

Like many baristas I enjoy watching those amazing artists do their stuff and can feel the burning shame in my gut when my own doesn’t measure up. When it does go well of course we need to photograph it and share it around, to the annoyance of the customers. Most of whom would be more annoyed if they didn’t get any design. It doesn’t take ten seconds, calm down.

Injuries and messes.

You come home covered in coffee grinds and small cuts that you haven’t a clue how you got. Your hands will be covered in small burns from the head filters and the steamer. You’ll have splashes of steamed milk in your hair and on your chest. Your once dainty and sweetly feminine soft hands are now covered in callouses from the head filters and the burns. Your hands will look as hardy as a carpenters, as hard, calloused and scarred. The sooner you accept it, the less and less it will bother you until one day you honestly don’t care anymore. That’s just the way things are.

Becoming an addict.

It can happen slowly, as it did with me, or within a day’s work. Arguably, it is impossible to work in a coffee shop and not be over-reliant on the product your selling. Before I worked as a barista I never drank coffee. To be honest I thought it tasted absolutely rank, it smelled nice and had that aura of being ‘cool’ but I would not touch the stuff. Then I went to Italy and had ‘proper’ coffee and once I returned everything changed. I have cut down from the six cups I used to have a day to maybe around one. They were fidgety and sleepless times, but i just can’t quit the stuff, and why would I want to? There’s no going back now I have acquired the taste for coffee, its a glorious energy providing warming drink of the gods. It is the fuel of college all-nighters and the saviour of awkward study group sessions.

The Macchiato-Dry Cappuccino Debate.

Starbucks have ruined the concept of macchiatos. A macchiato is a two shot espresso with foam on top. It literally means ‘stained’ in Italian, you know the guys who invented the stuff? Starbucks have created their own style of macchiatos that are similar to dry cappuccinos. And seeing as Starbucks are the most well known coffee houses in the world everyone expects their version when they order a macchiato and are completely pissed off when they get a tiny cup of foamed milk stained espresso. Again, please refer to the coffee menu.

Mixing up orders.

‘Can I have a latte with extra foam? Like literally all foam? I’m a bit iffy with lactose.’ Sorry to burst your presumptuous bubble but that’s a cappuccino mate. ‘Can I have a cappuccino with no milk and all foam?’ Again, sorry to break this to you but the foam is milk. What did you think it was, white water? If you’re lactose intolerant and want more foam than milk you’re still consuming milk. Your stomach will still be annoyed with you, and so am I. You deserve whatever discomfort you get.

Milk Problems.

People can be very particular about what milk goes into their coffee. Like aggressively particular: ‘I want skimmed milk, not low-fat’, are the differences really that obvious in the long run? Isn’t having a large skinny mocha with an extra shot of caramel syrup kind of redundant? I doubt the calories you’re missing out on in the milk will counteract the ones you’ll consume with the syrup, I’m just saying. But I guess if you’re willing to pay for the extras I willing to let you slide on your ‘diet’.

Servicing the Machine.

This is your money maker, your crown jewel. If the coffee machine breaks down, you break down. I had a scary experience over the weekend when I tried to change the time on the coffee machine ( clocks went back in Ireland), and I accidentally changed the setting on the amount of water put out in espressos, to no water. I’m not sure how I did it, but I did. Just then I got an order for take-away coffees. The last time I felt panic like that was when I accidentally permanently deleted an essay on John Milton forty-five minutes before deadline. Good thing the one shot option still worked, so I managed to let the customers go happy and give myself time to fix the machine. Thanks to free internet and Google. Honestly, I love the espresso machine at work. I miss it, I’ve grown an extreme attachment to it that may or may not have something to do with my lingering addiction to the brown stuff. So I genuinely enjoy cleaning and servicing the machine, even if it does take forever.

The Customer-Service Smile.

No matter what is going on, we managed to keep that smile plastered across our faces. Hungover and doomed to smell burnt coffee granules all day? No problem keep smiling. Customers being genuine and unrelenting pains in your ass? No big deal, keep smiling. Coffee not warm enough, again? How about I throw it at you and see if its warm enough? Nope, repress it all and keep smiling.

It’s actually the best…

I once worked with a girl whose mantra was that everyone should work at least once in the service industry, and I agree. You learn how to be modest, polite and not take everything so seriously. Most customers come into the place already in a bad mood and looking to vent on someone, sometimes that person is you. You’ll develop a thick skin and an appreciation for simple acts of kindness, like the importance of saying please and thank you. If everyone learned how to be humble and friendly, in spite of conditions to the contrary, wouldn’t the world be a better place. Plus you get free coffee, what’s not to like?

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11 WAYS TO PISS OFF YOUR BARISTA

1. Changing your order when the barista is already halfway through making it


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“Oh, I wanted that made with skim milk!”

“Didn’t I say iced??” (97% of the time, no, you did not)

 

2. Talking on the phone while ordering


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Just… no. If you don’t understand why this is rude, you need to re-evaluate your life.

 

3. Picking up someone else’s drink


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Why do you have to ruin everything?

 

4. Ordering an extra, extra, extra dry cappuccino


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One, this drink makes no sense. Why do you want to drink a cup of milk foam? Two, do you know how much milk you are making me waste?

 

5. Making a mess all over the condiment bar


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My issue here is the fact that kids are rarely the ones ordering coffees and teas. Why are grown-ass adults incapable of pouring milk/adding sugar to their drinks without getting it all over the condiment bar? WHY? Who pays you?

 

6. Throwing away your drink when it’s half full


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Why would you throw liquid into a garbage? Why? WHY?

 

7. Complaining about the prices


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I get that some things may be expensive, but fyi: your barista doesn’t come up with the prices. Stop complaining, there is literally nothing I can do.

 

8. Asking for your beverage super extra hot


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When you steam milk over 165 degrees it tends to bubble up and eventually explode. Asking for your drink at 180 is not only disgusting, but it is putting my life at risk.

 

9. Dipping into our tip jar


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I don’t care if you’re short 60 cents, who gave you the right to put your sticky fingers into my tip jar?!?!?!???! Chances are if you are nice enough I’ll give it to you anyway.

 

10. Ordering without looking at the menu


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Examples:

Ordering an Iced Capp at a Starbucks.

Ordering a “Grande” sized drink at any coffee shop that isn’t a Starbucks.

You look silly and all this tells me if that you are incapable of reading a menu. Stop.

 

11. Not saying thank you


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If you don’t say thank you to people, I have absolutely nothing to say to you

 

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