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These 34 People Spotted At Wal-Mart Are Beyond Messed Up

The United States of America is the land of the free and home of the brave, but it’s also home to some of the strangest people you’ll ever see. It’s easy to find those weirdos, too. All you need to do is go to your local Walmart. People of Walmart is a site dedicated to showing you the funniest, strangest and creepiest people that come out of the woodwork to go get their groceries. It’s not pretty, but it’s a reality that all Americans need to face. It’s hard to believe there are people out there that are this weird…. but it’s true.

1.) At least someone here is working hard.

2.) This is the opposite of what you should be doing with your child.

3.) Everything about this makes me want to puke.

4.) I have a feeling she doesn’t think there is anything wrong with this.

5.) … those are exactly what you think they are.

6.) And somehow, that’s not the strangest offer I’ve seen on a sign.

7.) I have a feeling he isn’t a fan of the world.

8.) Someone take him back to the hospital. Perhaps the psych ward?

9.) Little Bo Peep looks way different than I imagined.

10.) ABE!

11.) THAT’S MARK ZUCKERBERG.

12.) Mr. President?

13.) Just mom and dad, enjoying a Sunday afternoon.

14.) Just taking his bearded dragon for a walk. NBD.

15.) This Super Saiyan is getting super savings.

16.) Please. Please stop.

17.) Oh RLY?

18.) At least he is outside.

19.) Even Spiderman needs bank loans sometimes.

20.) I feel sad and disgusted all at once.

21.) You got that right.

22.) Oh, that’s just Cousin It running errands.

23.) NO NO NO NO NO NO.

24. ) That’s not where you put a baby.

25.) What an awesome Walmart representative.

26.) This shouldn’t. Ever. Happen.

27.) But isn’t he forgetting bologna?

28.) How they were even able to get it into the parking lot, I have no idea.

29.) That’s ONE way to keep track of your children, I guess.

30.) So? There was a special on 5 year-olds, aisle 7.

31.) I’ll never feel patriotic ever again.

32.) You say that like it’s a good thing.

33.) DANG, girl. Look at dat cheese!

34.) There are things I’ll never understand. This car is one of them.

35.) … … …

It’s amazing that these people are just okay with leaving the house looking the way they do. Walmart’s new motto should be “No shirt, no shoes, no dignity? No problem.” Share these ridiculous people with others by clicking on the button below.

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Here’s the Plush Horse Fucked by the Walmart Horse Fucker

Here's the Plush Horse Fucked by the Walmart Horse Fucker

Yesterday, we brought you the story of Sean Johnson, a 19-year-old Floridian who was caught taking a stuffed horse off of a shelf at Walmart, masturbating with it in the bedding department, then returning it, covered in semen, to the shelf. Today, police released a photo of his equine paramour.

Good-looking stuffed horse! Nicely done, Sean.

We’ve also learned a few more details about Johnson’s afternoon of passion. A report from a Brooksville, Fla., police officer, for instance, contains the tidbit that Johnson utilized “short fast movements” to bring himself to fruition, and that his ejaculate ended up mostly on the stuffed animal’s “chest area.” In a statement given to police, Johnson admitted that he had committed a “horrible act” and that he is “extremely sorry.”

Click below for the original story

Horny Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmart Bedding Dept

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Horny Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmart Bedding Dept

Horny Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmart Bedding Dept12

Teen boys: there’s no telling where their libidos might take them. Nineteen-year-old Floridian Sean Johnson’s took him to the stuffed animal section of a Tampa-area Walmart, then to its bedding department, then back to the stuffed animal section, and then to jail.

Yesterday, Johnson was observed removing a stuffed horse from the shelf of the Brooksville, Fla., Walmart, taking it to the store’s beds, and using it to masturbate. When he was finished, he allegedly put the now-semen-covered toy back on the shelf, and exited. He was promptly arrested in the parking lot.

The police report, via the Smoking Gun, reads:

Officers of the Brooksville Police Department Patrol Divisiion responded to Walmart in reference to an indecent exposure complaint. Store Loss Prevention observed JOHNSON acting suspiciously by constantly looking around. They observed him select a stuffed horse toy and go to the bedding department. JOHNSON was then observed masturbate (sic) using the stuffed animal. He then put the toy that was now covered in ejaculate back on the shelf with other items. As a result the items were contaminated and unsellable.

He was charged with indecent exposure and released from Hernando County Jail on $1500 bond last night.

Update:  Click here to see the plush horse in question. Released by Gawker.com the following day. 

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