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7 Retail Weddings

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The most traditional places to get married are a religious facility, the government office that issues marriage licenses, a resort, or a home. I’ve been married in each. Then there are those few people who hold their wedding ceremony at a retail outlet, while business as usual goes on around them. Some do it for sentimental reasons, some do it to save money, some do it for the publicity, and some just because they got a kick out of it.

1. THE APPLE STORE

Ya Ting Li and Joshua Li met at the Apple store on Fifth Avenue in New York City. Both Apple fans, they decided that’s where they wanted to get married. Officiant Henry Hu shopped for a black turtleneck to wear to the wedding. Just after midnight on Valentines Day, 2010 about thirty friends witnessed the ceremony at the always-open Apple store. A quote from Apple founder Steve Jobs was included in the vows.

“You have to trust that the dots will somehow connect in your future. You have to trust in something — your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down.”

Apple did not authorize the wedding, but allowed it to proceed.

2. WAFFLE HOUSE

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George “Bubba” Mathis and Pamela Christian got married at the Dacula, Georgia Waffle House on Independence Day, 2008. After nine years together, they gave up on getting a day off together to tie the knot and just did it at their workplace. They had been determined to get married on July 4th (which was their “anniversary,” although they didn’t say what milestone they wanted to celebrate). For several years, the bride had to work on the holiday. The bride actually got the day off at the last minute, but Bubba had to work. They were married in the parking lot of the diner. See more pictures in this gallery.

3. WHITE CASTLE

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Jeff and Terry Parks of Indianapolis got married just last week at a local White Castle outlet. They won the wedding, catered of course, from radio station X103. The vows were as unconventional as the setting.

“Dearly beloved we are gathered here today in the presence of the assistant manager and head cook in the hallowed  and aroma filled halls of the Shelby Street White Castle. With this ring do you promise to allow Terri to keep you under her thumb and furthermore vow that  together and forever you will rock and roll all night and party all day?”

This was not the first White Castle wedding. Kurby and Krystal McDonald were married in theLondon, Kentucky franchise in 2009, and Cyndie Nunamaker and Brian Wilson (and two other couples) were married at a Columbus, Ohio, restaurant in 2008.

4. TACO BELL

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Paul and Caragh Brooks spent a total of about $200 on their wedding, in front of family and friends at a Taco Bell restaurant in Normal, Illinois. It was where they enjoyed hanging out, and since they were trying to save money on the ceremony, an unconventional location made it all the more memorable. She was in Australia and he was in Illinois when they met over the internet a year earlier.

5. KFC

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Alex Bury and and Jack Norris performed their nuptials at a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant in Toronto, despite the facts that they are both vegans! The 2008 wedding was a political statement, as they were celebrating KFC Canada’s agreement to implement more humane methods of chicken farming. The groom is an employee of PETA. The wedding party was served the recently-introduced KFC vegan sandwich.

6. WALMART

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Crystal Newsome and Robert Vickrey exchanged vows at the Walmart store in York, Nebraska, last fall. It only made sense, as Vickrey is the grocery manager and has been a Walmart employee for twelve years. Newsome has five years of Walmart experience under her belt, and is the deli manager. The ceremony took place in the lawn and garden department. Walmart weddings have also occurred in West Sacramento, California, Palm Harbor, Florida, Epping, New Hampshire, and other Walmarts.

7. MCDONALDS

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Trisha Lynn Esteppe and Tyree Henderson of Fairborn, Ohio, considered McDonalds aromantic place to get married. So they did, in 2006. Both Esteppe and Henderson worked at the fast food restaurant where they met three years earlier. Patrons continued to order food during the ceremony. McDonalds weddings have also occurred in Long Island, New York, andScottsdale, Arizona.

 

Sourced from mashable.com

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Tesco Just Nailed Customer Service With This Amazing Poem

When two students from St. Andrews turned up to their local Tescos only to discover their favourite popcorn was no longer stocked, they decided to take the matter into their own hands by writing this poem.

When two students from St. Andrews turned up to their local Tescos only to discover their favourite popcorn was no longer stocked, they decided to take the matter into their own hands by writing this poem.

Tomi Baikie

Almost two months later, Tesco finally responded with this glorious poem.

Almost two months later, Tesco finally responded with this glorious poem.

Tomi Baikie

BuzzFeed News contacted the students who sent the original letter to find out a bit more.

Tomi Baikie is a second year Maths and Physics student, who explained:

We were bitterly disappointed about the lack of popcorn and understandably very upset. We couldn’t express our feelings in prose so we resorted to the only thing we really know: Shakespearean sonnet.

To be honest – we just did it because we wanted to watch a movie with friends, but we couldn’t get the popcorn. It wasn’t quite the same watching the movie without the popcorn, so instead of watching the movie we sent this poem to Sir Richard. The hardest, and most time-consuming part was to get the printer to print on the ivory parchment paper we were using.

Isabelle, a second year Classicist, said:

I was quite excited to read Tesco’s response. Mostly because they referred to Tomi as a woman which made the entire thing that much funnier. A friend suggested we post the poems on St Andrews’ “Overheard” Facebook group. The post reached 1,000 likes in under an hour.

They still both keenly feel the loss of the popcorn in the store, but added, “With the help of the £10 voucher we have found solace in our sorrow.”

Sourced from buzzfeed.com

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A Black Friday Campout

By spreading its doorbuster specials over five days this year, Walmart may have thought it was sounding the death knell for the annual shopping frenzy known as Black Friday.

After all, in the era of one-click Internet shopping, who really wants to wait in line overnight, or even multiple days and nights, to get first crack at the deepest discounts?

Derek De Armond, that’s who.

Mr. De Armond, 55, set up a tent at 10 a.m. on Nov. 11, more than two weeks beforeThanksgiving. He and three teammates, who rotate through the tent to hold their place, are first in a growing line outside a Best Buy in Fort Myers, Fla., that will open its doors at 5 p.m. on Thanksgiving Day.

Critics of the Black Friday shopping frenzy and early store openings on Thanksgiving have complained that they threaten the traditional holiday.

But for consumers like Mr. De Armond, the pre-Black Friday line has become a Thanksgiving tradition that’s every bit as important as — and more fun than — the turkey dinner.

“It’s like a tailgate party at a football game,” Mr. De Armond told me this week. “We barbecue every night. We invite people in; we’ve made new friends.”

And he and his teammates and his two sons will be sitting down for a traditional turkey dinner — inside the tent. One son will be home from military service in Afghanistan. The other, a high school student, “is embarrassed and doesn’t want any part of this, but he’ll be here for dinner,” Mr. De Armond said.

Mr. De Armond dismissed Walmart’s efforts to diminish the importance of Black Friday, which has thrived despite previous attempts by retailers to change or rebrand it. After all, “black,” when used as an adjective affixed to a day of the week, hardly has a positive connotation — it has traditionally applied to catastrophes like the stock market crash of 1929.

Research by a member of the American Dialect Society, Bonnie Taylor-Blake, suggests that black was first applied to the day after Thanksgiving by the Philadelphia police to describe the traffic jams afflicting Philadelphia’s downtown shopping district in the early 1960s.

In an effort to put a more positive spin on it, retailers campaigned to rename it “Big” Friday, but when that failed to stick, they floated the apocryphal notion that it’s the day when retailers begin to show a profit.

Despite the efforts of Walmart and some other retailers, “Black Friday is always going to be Black Friday,” said Melissa Martin, a spokeswoman forBlackFriday.com, an website that Mr. De Armond consulted to identify this year’s best deals. “It’s not going away. It’s a tradition in my family to get together and head out shopping on Black Friday, and I think that’s the case for many people. A lot of people love camping out. It’s an experience. But for people who don’t want to stand in lines, or want to shop online, there are going to be more opportunities to score deals.”

As is the case for many Americans, Black Friday brings out Mr. De Armond’s competitive streak, which is one of the reasons retailers offer only a limited number of their best deals.

Four years ago, he arrived at 6 p.m. for a midnight Thanksgiving opening and found hundreds of people ahead of him. The next year, he arrived a day early, and still wasn’t able to get the advertised doorbusters. Two years ago, he put up a pup tent.

This year, he made camp earlier than ever, determined to stake out a position at the head of the line. “People have tried to slide in ahead of me, but I’m basically sending the message, don’t even try,” Mr. De Armond said.

Much as the Pilgrims overcame adversity, Mr. De Armond has elevated the usually mundane task of waiting in line into something akin to performance art. This year, his tent has three rooms and is equipped with air-conditioning, a screened porch, a hammock, a 42-inch flat-screen TV, a tiki bar and a fully decorated Christmas tree. “We’ve kind of gone crazy wild with it,” Mr. De Armond said. The only creature comfort lacking is a bathroom — Mr. De Armond still has to shower at home.

He said a few people had taunted him, saying he should get a job, but he has one as a press operator at The News-Press in Fort Myers. He leaves the holiday encampment for work. (His team must have a member present 24 hours a day to hold its place.)

The deals Mr. De Armond is aiming for seem almost an afterthought: He’s going for an iPad Air 2 for $399 (list price $499) and a Panasonic 50-inch LED TV for $199 (list price $799.99). The iPad is a gift for one of his sons, and he plans to donate the television to a local children’s hospital for a fund-raising raffle.

One reason he chose Best Buy, he said, is that the store hands out vouchers shortly before the store opens, guaranteeing availability. That eliminates any need for the kind of stampede that has put shoppers at risk of injury. “At Best Buy, there’s no reason to fight over anything,” Mr. De Armond said.

A Best Buy spokesman confirmed that chain employees would hand out tickets to people in line starting about two hours before stores open. This weekend, the chain is staging Black Friday simulations so employees can practice. “We’re committed to the safety of our customers and employees,” Jeff Shelman, the spokesman, said.

Best Buy is also committed to the concept of Black Friday, and is featuring some of its best deals — like the iPad and Panasonic TV Mr. De Armond wants — from 5 p.m. on Thursday to 1 a.m. on Friday. Stores will then close and reopen at 8 a.m. with a new set of deals.

While he didn’t want to comment on Walmart’s strategy, “We have a lot of customers who really like Black Friday and look forward to it.” Mr. Shelman said.

Still, like Walmart, Best Buy is also catering to shoppers whose idea of fun isn’t Thanksgiving dinner in a parking lot. Mr. Shelman said Best Buy would feature some online deals even before Thanksgiving and would save some specials for the following Monday, known as Cyber Monday. “We’ll be offering deals throughout the period,” he said.

For shoppers, the holiday retail landscape has become so competitive and complicated that BlackFriday.com is offering an app that provides constant email pricing updates as well as the lowest prices available for items on a customer’s wish list throughout the holiday season. “There are going to be some great deals heading into December,” Ms. Martin said.

Thanks to higher employment rates and lower gas prices, many consumers have more money to spend this year. But slow wage growth since the financial crisis has kept them extremely price conscious — an ideal environment for targeted specials like those on Black Friday.

In a statement, Jack Kleinhenz, chief economist for the National Retail Federation, said, “Consumers are in a much better place than they were this time last year,” but “shoppers will still be deliberate with their purchases, while hunting for hard-to-pass-up bargains.” The federation is predicting healthy holiday sales growth of 4.1 percent, to $616.9 billion.

Mr. De Armond said he’s enjoying himself so much that he’ll be sorry when Black Friday is over. But he doesn’t have to wait long to relive the experience. Season tickets for Red Sox spring training games, always much in demand, go on sale at JetBlue Park in Fort Myers on Dec. 6.

Sourced from nytimes.com

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