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Times When Walmart Didn’t Disappoint

 

1. When this woman somehow got glued to a toilet seat.

2. When this awesome parking job happened.

3. When this sign for fasteners came unfastened.

Oh, the irony.

4. When this customer saw clouds for the first time, apparently.

5. When some employee thought pumpkins were watermelons.

6. And when another employee — maybe the same one! — thought cantaloupes were also watermelons.

7. When they erected this awesome ball pit and didn’t let anyone to play in it.

It’s the saddest of times. :(

8. When this pair of DTF panties showed up.

9. When the entire police force hung out in the parking lot.

10. When these style twins came to shop.

11. When this cake message was written.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!

12. And when this other equally awesome message graced the shelves.

“And underneath that, I’d like it to read…”

13. When this baby straight-up chilled on the checkout belt.

14. When this price drop happened.

15. Or when these shirts went on sale for their original amount.

16. When someone thought baseball and football were the same exact thing.

17. When these cookies got a bird decoy to protect them.

18. When we met the world’s longest man-tail.

19. Followed by the world’s largest skidmark.

Breathtaking.

20. When extreme caution was taken to secure these mop buckets.

21. When this mom found a changing room.

22. When we met a new kind of bra.

23. And when Walter White turned the bathroom into a meth lab.

Well played, Walmart. Who knew you had it in you?

 

sourced from buzzfeed.com

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Businessman’s shock at finding huge poisonous spider floating in a Tesco bottle of white wine

  • Peter Berry bought the wine for his mother and mother-in-law’s birthday
  • A guest at the 90th celebration spotted the spider floating in the bottle
  • The arachnid was identified as a Araneus spider which can bite humans
  • Tesco asked Mr Berry to return the bottle to them so they can investigate

A businessman was horrified when he found a huge venomous spider in a bottle of Tesco finest white wine.

Peter Berry, 66, said the two-inch long arachnid was spotted floating in the wine as a guest picked up the bottle from an ice bucket during a party.

He bought the £7.99 bottle of Vin de Pays d’Oc Grenache Marsanne for his mother and mother-in-law’s joint 90th birthday celebrations.

Peter Berry bought the £7.99 bottle of wine from Tesco for his mother and mother-in-law's joint 90th birthday

 

Peter Berry bought the £7.99 bottle of wine from Tesco for his mother and mother-in-law’s joint 90th birthday

 

Mr Berry's niece spotted the two-inch long arachnid after she removed the bottle from an ice bucket

Mr Berry’s niece spotted the two-inch long arachnid after she removed the bottle from an ice bucket

Mr Berry, of Westbury-on-Trym, Bristol, said: ‘It’s disgusting. You’d expect to find a spider in your bathroom, not in a bottle of wine.

‘We were having a great time at the party until my niece found it. Like most people, she’s scared of spiders and it made her feel quite freaked out.

‘We’re just thankful she noticed it before someone poured the contents into a glass and swallowed it without realising.’

Mr Berry, who is a business consultant, bought the bottle at Tesco’s branch in Bradley Stoke, Bristol.

Professor Ian Rotherham, of Sheffield Hallam University, has identified the  spider as an Araneus – a spider found throughout Europe.

Thankfully, it is not dangerous although it does have venom and is known to bite humans.

Professor Ian Rotherham of Sheffield Hallam University identified the insect as a venomous Araneus spider which is commonly found in Europe. The arachnid can bite humans although its poison is very mild

Professor Ian Rotherham of Sheffield Hallam University identified the insect as a venomous Araneus spider which is commonly found in Europe. The arachnid can bite humans although its poison is very mild

After discovering the rogue spider, Mr Berry made an email complaint to Tesco and was advised to return the bottle to the store, which he is yet to do.

A spokesperson for Tesco said: ‘We set ourselves very high standards for the safety and quality of our products.

‘Our customer service team have asked Mr Berry to return the product to us as soon as possible so that we can conduct a thorough investigation.’

Mr Berry bought the bottle of wine from the Tesco Extra store in Bradley Stoke, Bristol, pictured. A spokesperson said they wanted the bottle returned so they could 'conduct a thorough investigation'

 

Mr Berry bought the bottle of wine from the Tesco Extra store in Bradley Stoke, Bristol, pictured. A spokesperson said they wanted the bottle returned so they could ‘conduct a thorough investigation’

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/

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15 Retail Workers Fails Worth a Demotion

You had just one job!

1.

 

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3.

 

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4.

You had one job

 

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5.

 

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6.

You had one job...

 

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7.

 

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8.

You had one job!

 

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9.

 

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10.

 

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11.

You had one job

 

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12.

You had ONE job!!

 

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13.

I saw the guy do it, he realized it was upside down when it was done, he then said

 

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14.

you had one job

 

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15.

YOU HAD ONE JOB!

 

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