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Man Calls Police Because His Pizza Has Taken More Than 45 Minutes To Be Delivered

People call the police for all kinds of crazy sh*t but surely the pizza delivery guy taking over 45 minutes is the most ridiculous of them all?

But that is exactly what one lad did and thanks to Greater Manchester Police, the whole recording was released – which is insane.

In the past police have received calls from people trapped in a maze, because a Tesco van was in the village and most recently because a man’s PS4 settings were changed.

This guy makes them seem reasonable.

But in all seriousness, the reason for the release is to warn people about having a think before they dial 999.

Something this hungry fella clearly didn’t do.

Sourced from ladbible.com
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Eccentric Multimillionaire Urinated On Candy At CVS

A New York multimillionaire is guilty of dropping his pants and peeing on a candy aisle in a CVS pharmacy.

New York City real estate heir Robert Durst leaves a Houston courtroom Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2014. Durst is charged with criminal mischief for urinating on a counter at a Houston drug store, his hearing has been reset for next month. (AP Photo/Pat Sullivan)

This isn’t 71-year-old Robert Durst’s first bizarre accusation, or his most shocking. Durst, who comes from a line of wealthy family members who own real estate in Manhattan, pleaded no contest on Tuesday to a charge of criminal mischief afterurinating on candy at a Houston, Texas pharmacy, Click2Houston reported.

The July incident caused about $100 worth of wasted candy. More from the New York Post:

“He picked up his prescription, and he then exposes himself and pees all over the cash register and candy at the register and then walks out and walks down the street,” Houston police spokeswoman Jodi Silva told The Post.

“He wasn’t arguing with anybody and he didn’t seem agitated,” Silva said, adding she did not know what the prescription was for. “He just peed on the candy. Skittles, I think.”

The crime is tame in comparison to other accusations that have hung over his head throughout the years. In 1982, Durst was a suspect in the disappearance of his first wife, Kathie. Durst waited several days before reporting her missing, and friends of the woman said he was physically abusive, according to KHOU.

In 2000, Durst was a suspect in the murder of his then-friend, Susan Berman, who was found shot in the back of the head.

In 2003, Durst successfully claimed self-defense in the killing of 71-year-old Morris Black. The millionaire admitted to killing the man, chopping his body into pieces, beheading the man, and dumping the remains into Galveston Bay in Texas. The killing prompted a 45-day manhunt before police found the suspect in a Pennsylvania supermarket, attempting to steal just a single Band-Aid and a chicken sandwich, according to the New York Times.

In the Black case, Durst was acquitted of murder by a jury, but pleaded guilty to two counts of bond jumping and evidence tampering, landing him 5 years in prison.

The New York Times reports that HBO is in plans to film a documentary about Durst.

The real estate mogul was fined $500 for peeing on the candy.

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Walmart Thieves Steal Barbie Car, Using Fake Heart Attack as a Diversion

Two men walked into a Lake Wales, Fla. Walmart store last week and loaded up a cart with hundreds of dollars worth of toys, then one of them took off with the goods while the otherfaked a heart attack to create a diversion. They would have gotten away with the heist, too, if the store had been miraculously devoid of security cameras.

KHOU reports that Tarus Scott, 30, and Genard Dupree, 27, have been charged with grand theft for stealing $369.94 in merchandise, including a Barbie Power Wheels car, a Barbie vacation house, and a Leap Frog tablet. Security footage released by the Polk County Sheriff’s Office shows Dupree on the floor clutching his chest while Scott rolls the cart out of the store without being stopped.

They apparently thought their plan had worked, but police later used the video to identify Dupree, who was on probation for theft, and Scott, who previously served a 10-year sentence for armed robbery. They’re both currently in the Polk County Jail.

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