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27 Things You’ll Only See At Walmart

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I’ll take 34 liters of Coke and your finest $9 engagement ring.

1. Fine home decor.

2. Truly insane savings.

3. An escaped Toys R Us mascot.

SPYING FOR THE ENEMY???

4. Duck Dynasty beards.

5. The makings of a raging party.

Coke and potatoes — what more could you possibly want.

6. Mortality.

7. This sneaky impostor.

8. And this one.

9. Aaand this one.

10. Oh yes this one too.

11. A blast from the past.

Poor horse :(

12. Lost soles.

(lololol)

13. Fun and games.

14. True love.

SMASH THE WEDDING-INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX.

15. Santa.

16. America.

17. SO MUCH AMERICA.

18. This wicked appropriate birthday party tableau.

19. This appealing dairy product.

20. This reasonable plea.

21. Strategic product placement.

22. Important protective gear.

23. The chance to try before you buy.

24. Fashion-forward apparel.

25. This totally-not-on-purpose, entirely random collection of letters.

26. This romantic Valentine’s Day display.

27. Casper.

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Merry Christmas! Selfridges opens its festive floor – with only 142 shopping days left to go before Santa comes to town

It’s a balmy 21C outside, the children are on their school holidays and millions of Britons are looking forward to a well-deserved break in the sun.

So, naturally, Selfridges has opened its Christmas store – with a scant 142 shopping days left to buy all the celebration’s essentials.

The department store proudly claims to be the first in the world to launch its Christmas shop, with the North Pole-themed space set to welcome shoppers dressed in sunglasses and shorts.

Tis the season? Staff at Selfridges in London, look at this year's Christmas shop before it opens this morning

Tis the season? Staff at Selfridges in London, look at this year’s Christmas shop before it opens this morning

Thinking WAY ahead: Selfridges is the first Department Store in the World to be ready for Christmas 2014

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A customer surveys the Christmas goods

Thinking WAY ahead: Selfridges is the first Department Store in the World to be ready for Christmas 2014

More than 700 sq ft of space on the fourth floor of the London flagship has been decked out with over 100,000 festive decorations, expected at this stage to appeal mainly to tourists wanting to take home a memento.

 Bestsellers are expected to be British designs featuring London themes and the Union flag, in particular a glass Union Jack bauble made by Czechoslovakian artisans, anticipated to be this year’s number one selling item.

Customers can choose from more than 300 different crackers, almost 450 Christmas tree styles and some 200 different styles of decorations.

Aren't you hot Santa? A sunglasses-wearing Father Christmas takes a breather

Aren’t you hot Santa? A sunglasses-wearing Father Christmas takes a breather

 

At this stage the Christmas shop is expected to appeal mainly to tourists wanting to take home a memento

At this stage the Christmas shop is expected to appeal mainly to tourists wanting to take home a memento

Over 700 sq ft of space on the fourth floor of the London flagship has been decked out with festive decorations

Over 700 sq ft of space on the fourth floor of the London flagship has been decked out with festive decorations

Bestsellers are expected to be British designs featuring London themes and the Union flag

Bestsellers are expected to be British designs featuring London themes and the Union flag

The store’s Christmas home and decorations buyer, Geraldine James, said: ‘Despite the summer weather, we’re in full festive mode here at Selfridges.

‘We’ve been working on this year’s Christmas Shop since Christmas last year.’

CHRISTMAS BY NUMBERS

Selfridges is set to sell 46,500 decorations and wreaths, 11,700 wrap and gift tags, 29,000 cards,4,600 crackers and 650 lights and trees.

Some 2,000 Selfridges Union Jack baubles are sold on average every Christmas.

There are 142 shopping days before Christmas.

Another store with premature Christmas spirirt is Clintons, which has already brought out its line of festive cards at its site in the Trafford Centre in Manchester, with the store showing off merry Christmas products.

But the display bemused shoppers who were browsing around the shops for sun tan lotion, BBQ equipment and swimming shorts.

One shopper said: ‘It’s a bit premature to be selling Christmas cards when you think Christmas is the best part of five months away.

‘It takes the phrase “Christmas comes early” to a whole new level.

‘I normally buy my cards two weeks before so to see them on sale now is quite laughable.

‘It’s too far ahead, we haven’t even got summer out of the way. I actually came out into town to buy a barbeque and popped into this shop for a birthday card.

‘I couldn’t believe it when I saw these Christmas cards – no doubt the Christmas trees will be out on sale soon.’

Winter sun: Christmas has come early to the Trafford Centre in Manchester with Clintons Cards having a large display of Christmas cards in its store front

Winter sun: Christmas has come early to the Trafford Centre in Manchester with Clintons Cards having a large display of Christmas cards in its store front

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Cops: Man upset over 22c Pepsi tax pulls submachine gun

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Nahshon Shelton didn’t want to pay the 22-cent tax on his $1.79 two-liter of Pepsi on Saturday afternoon, Chicago police said.

So he allegedly pulled a blue-steel Intratec .22-caliber submachine gun out of his Gucci satchel inside the convenience store in the 4000 block of West Madison Street where they tried to make him pay it  and he threatened to kill everyone there, a prosecutor said.

This “is my neighborhood, I’m tax exempt!” he would later allegedly tell the cops, the Sun-Times is reporting. “Man, you know what, I’ll keep it real. I had to put them in their place.”

Shelton, 36, of the 4200 block of West Carroll, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault, unlawful use of a weapon by a felon and having an invalid FOID card.

Cook County Judge Peggy Chiampas ordered Shelton held without bail Sunday for the incident that allegedly took place around 1:45 p.m.

Assistant State’s Attorney Claire Savaglio said police saw Shelton yelling at the victims when they answered a report of a man with a gun there.

“I’m going to shoot you in the head three times,” Shelton allegedly told one person.

“I’m going to smoke your ass,” he allegedly told another.

Savaglio said the whole thing was caught on video surveillance. She said Shelton’s gun had eight live rounds in one magazine, five live rounds in another and one in the chamber.

(Source: Sun-Times Media Wire – Copyright Chicago Sun-Times 2014.

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