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18 Confessions Of A Former Starbucks Barista

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1. Dealing with customers is usually a pleasant experience, but occasionally, we would get someone who thinks we are dumb as nails and treat us like we were their butlers. A woman one time literally commanded me to put in three ice cubes into her drink. Three. No more, no less. Another time, this woman asked me to make her a whey protein shake using our blenders. She handed me a packet of the whey and said, “Put this into my drink.”

2. Good managers would actually be on the floor making drinks with the staff, but bad managers would hide in the back, doing what they do, and not build team camaraderie. (We hated those kinds of managers.)

3. Starbucks uses vanilla soy milk as the milk substitute. We don’t have control over what type of milk (or any ingredients that go into a drink) will be shipped to our stores. Plenty of people have asked, “When are you getting almond milk?” as if I have control over what comes and goes in the store. (Hint: we don’t!)

4. Markouts are really nice, especially if you have a cup of coffee every morning. It basically allows us to take a bag of coffee home for free.

5. You can use markouts at other Starbucks! And if you’re really nice about it, baristas will throw in something extra, because you’re part of the Starbucks family (and know all-too-well about the stuff you deal with as a barista).

6. We had to go through the Starbucks training regime even if we had previous experience with making drinks (and it is a boring, boring process). Also, the Starbucks espresso machine is actually a pseudo-espresso machine. The machine steams the milk for you until it gets to the proper temp and all you have to do for the espresso is push a button.

7. The amount you were paid per hour depended on the location of the store. I have some friends who made $7.90 per hour to $9.25 an hour — and they were both baristas. That’s a fairly large discrepancy, if you ask me.

8. Okay, so you might say, “You guys make tips, you can make up the rest with that,” but tips, my friends, are variables. It’s based on how long you’ve worked and the tip is distributed amongst the staff at the end of the week. So theoretically, if you worked 30 hours, you might get away with $30 to $60 in tips. But that all depends on the location of the store. If you’re in a highly tourist area, you might get no tips. I have friends who got $7 in tips for the entire week. We can’t live on this. Simply put, Starbucks makes it seem like tips are this huge added bonus, but they are so variable that it would be ridiculous to work there just for that.

9. At the Starbucks I worked at, on Black Friday, we would be in the store 2 hours before the Black Friday open time to get ready for the rush.

10. Holiday rush is probably one of the most frustrating and flustering times at bar. Long lines, irritated and stressed customers, means rushed drinks and crowded stores. We’re really trying to help you relieve your stress! Stop taking it out on us!

11. The “trainings” were kind of dumb. We really didn’t learn a whole lot about coffee. It was just memorizing what kind of flavors the coffee would pair with mainly to sell the food items with the coffee.

12. Sometimes, we had to meet a quota to meet to sell in-store items and occasionally, coffee. It was always a push to sell things.

13. At bad stores, employees that came to work regularly would not get written up, leaving the ones that actually came on time to run the floor by themselves, and this really sucked during morning rush. This led to really unmotivated coworkers and widespread disgruntlement. Knowing there were no repercussions to tardiness meant people came and went as they pleased.

14. When we get really long orders, we will do them one-by-one, as to not get confused with the order. It would be really appreciated if people would stop adding to the order when we are in the middle of making drinks.

15. We were frequently told to kick out loiterers (especially the homeless). It really sucked, because you know they have no place else to go, and they’re only at the store because it’s warm. Some were really hostile to the patrons, which obviously was bad for business.

16. The Starbucks hat had to be worn at all times, even though they really didn’t do anything to prevent hair from falling into the drinks 100% of the time.

17. I can’t remember a time a barista has said, “I don’t mind when the customer just stands in front of the register wondering what drink to get, even though they’ve been in line.” Because no barista has ever said that.

18. The turnover rate at Starbucks (where I worked) was very high, considering bad management, unhappy coworkers, bad customers and low pay. Some of us just stopped going, but that didn’t stop people from applying to that store.

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17 SIGNS YOU’VE WORKED AT STARBUCKS

17 Signs You've Worked At Starbucks

The other day, my boyfriend Nick and I were in the middle of ordering our drinks at Starbucks when two or three different coffee timers started going off at at the same time behind the register. Our frazzled barista gasped, “Oh my gosh, just a second,” then sprinted back and forth between brewing machines, frantically trying to locate and reset the offending timers. Nick and I smiled sympathetically; we knew her plight all too well. “We both used to work at Starbucks,” I said, “so don’t worry, we understand!” When she had finally silenced the cacophony of urgent, high-pitched beeping, she leaned over the cash register and whispered, “When you worked here, did you ever hear that beeping … like … in your head?”

“YES,” we both answered immediately.

“It was like a ringing in my ears that never stopped,” said Nick.

“I had recurring nightmares about a coffee timer that had no reset button,” I said. “It just kept beeping for all eternity. I used to wake up in a cold sweat!”

You see, working at Starbucks, it changes you. Whether you love it or you hate it, you’re never quite the same after you don that famous green apron. The experience is equal parts educational, inspirational, and traumatizing, but one thing’s for sure: all Starbucks employees, past and present, share a very special bond. Here are a few surefire signs that you are one of us:

1. No matter where you work now, you still call all your coworkers “partners.”

2. Whenever you hear any kind of beeping (cell phone alarms, oven timers, etc), you freak out and try to rebrew coffee.

3. You have at least one burn scar on your body that, when people ask you how you got it, you just say, “Eggnog.”

4. You order all your Starbucks drinks the “right way.” And cringe when other people don’t.

5. You find yourself facing items and rearranging things so they look nice in the cold case while waiting in line.

6. You can’t help but judge people you meet based on their favorite Starbucks drink.

7. You tip really well. At all coffeeshops, but especially Sbux.

8. Your Starbucks order is still an obscure, super complicated drink you made up when you worked there.

9. …unless the store you go to is super busy, which means you order something basic, like a “tall coffee,” just to cut the barista on bar a break.

10. You can’t wear khaki pants or polo shirts without feeling like you’re going to work.

11. You always buy a pound of beans when Starbucks is doing a sales push. Not because you need or want them, but because you feel bad for the barista trying to reach their sales quota for the day.

12. You feel closer to the people you worked morning rush shifts with than you do with your own family.

13. Every time you go to the doctor, you half-expect to get the news that your lungs are coated in a thick layer of matcha powder and you only have 3 weeks to live.

14. No matter how long it’s been since you worked there, you still feel a little rebellious every time you paint your nails or dye your hair an “unnatural” color.

15. Howard Schultz is one of your father figures.

16. You’re secretly appalled when any of your subsequent jobs don’t offer full healthcare benefits and stock options.

17. You’ve still got a stained green apron crammed in the corner of your closet, because, for some reason, you just couldn’t bear to get rid of it.

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18 confessions from baristas brewing your coffee

So, what do the people behind the coffee counter really think of you? Whisper reveals confessions from baristas about their biggest pet peeves and why the coffee in this morning’s latte might actually be decaf.

For more barista confessions, check out Whisper.

BONUS: 7 Things You Didn’t Know About Starbucks

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