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23 People Who Have No Idea How Walmart’s Facebook Page Works

1. This person trying to beat the heat.

This person trying to beat the heat.

2. This hopeful member of Walmart.

This hopeful member of Walmart.

3. This person who most definitely did not work at Walmart.

This person who most definitely did not work at Walmart.

4. This person who’s fed up with you.

This person who's fed up with you.

5. This detective.

This detective.

6. This person who can’t find the pizza rolls.

This person who can't find the pizza rolls.

7. This person who just wants to wish Jon a happy birthday.

This person who just wants to wish Jon a happy birthday.

8. This photo sharer.

This photo sharer.

9. This person who’s flirting with the idea of shopping at Walmart.

This person who's flirting with the idea of shopping at Walmart.

10. This frantic caller.

This frantic caller.

11. This corn enthusiast.

This corn enthusiast.

12. This wise sage.

This wise sage.

13. This curious shopper.

This curious shopper.

14. This snack-food junkie.

This snack-food junkie.

15. This Sarah Silverman fan.

This Sarah Silverman fan.

16. This fashionista.

This fashionista.

17. This person who wants to unlike Walmart.

This person who wants to unlike Walmart.

18. This victim of humiliation.

This victim of humiliation.

19. This meta sharer.

This meta sharer.

20. This new retiree.

This new retiree.

21. This person who will only speak to the president.

This person who will only speak to the president.

22. This person who’s just trying to brew some coffee.

This person who's just trying to brew some coffee.

23. And this concerned friend.

And this concerned friend.

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Yet Another Suspected ‘Walmart Masturbator’ Strikes Again

Suspected Walmart Masturbator Says He Has “A Problem With Sticking His Hands In His Pants”

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While no stuffed animals were involved this time, yet another Walmart patron has been arrested and accused of pleasuring himself in front of his fellow shoppers.

Police in South Carolina say a man was seen masturbating in several sections of a Myrtle Beach Walmart Saturday afternoon, with customers and employees alleging that they saw him expose himself several times, reports The Smoking Gun.

One Walmart worker told police that a female customer had reported that the man was acting “weird” in the men’s department. When the worker went to check things out, she saw that the man “had his penis out of his pants and was rubbing it.”

While he’d cover himself when someone moved toward him, the worker said, he’d go right back to doing what he’d been doing “when he thought no one was watching him.”

Two other workers also reported seeing the man doing his bedroom business in the store. When a police officer approached him, he placed his jacket “over the front of his pants” and tried to walk away.

Upon arrest for indecent exposure, he reportedly told police that he “had a problem with sticking his hands in his pants.”

 

Sourced from consumerist.com

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2 charged after Walmart shoppers shot with blowgun

 2 charged after Walmart shoppers shot with blowgun
 

TOMBALL, Texas – Two Tomball teenagers are facing charges after one allegedly shot shoppers with a blowgun at Walmart.

Two shoppers were hit with metal darts on the morning of Jan. 16 at a Walmart store on Tomball Parkway near Spring Cypress Road.

According to court documents, surveillance video from the store shows a 10-year-old boy getting shot with a dart on the back of his upper right arm as he walked into the store with his mother.

Five minutes later, 72-year-old Eva Cook was shot with a dart in her upper right shoulder blade as she rode a motorized scooter to her car in the parking lot.

“It fell out of my shoulder, it was in my clothes and it fell out. I turned around and saw this thing out of my shoulder,” Cook said. “I shop there all the time, and was just minding my own business and was just in shock.”

According to court documents, when investigators reviewed the surveillance video, they saw a white Nissan extended cab truck near each victim when they were shot. Investigators said they were able to trace that truck to 18-year-old Clay Vittrup.

Investigators said when they talked to Vittrup, he eventually admitted that his backseat passenger, Cameron James Perry, rolled down the window and shot a blowgun at people at Walmart Jan. 16.

Perry, 18, denied shooting a blowgun at shoppers when investigators interviewed him.

Both Perry and Vittrup face aggravated assault charges.

As for injuries, both the boy and Cook are expected to be OK. No one went to the hospital.

Sourced from click2houston.com